WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.097 --> 00:00:01.745 - I feel like at this point with these taste tests, 00:00:01.745 --> 00:00:03.556 every time someone tells me ti's a mystery meat, 00:00:03.556 --> 00:00:05.254 I'm expecting like balls. 00:00:06.361 --> 00:00:09.306 (upbeat instrumental music) 00:00:09.306 --> 00:00:11.581 - It's possible I've never had Haitian food before. 00:00:11.581 --> 00:00:14.065 - I don't really know what it's going to taste like. 00:00:14.065 --> 00:00:15.366 Maybe tropical? 00:00:15.366 --> 00:00:17.223 Caribbean? (laughs) 00:00:17.223 --> 00:00:22.185 - I am a Haitian virgin, right? (laughs) 00:00:22.185 --> 00:00:26.445 (upbeat instrumental music) 00:00:26.445 --> 00:00:27.639 - Look how cute this is. 00:00:27.639 --> 00:00:28.777 - Oh my god. 00:00:28.777 --> 00:00:29.822 - That's really good. 00:00:29.822 --> 00:00:31.679 - Sign me up, gimme all of that. 00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:32.561 Yes. 00:00:32.561 --> 00:00:33.774 - Greasy. - [Man] It's very smoky. 00:00:33.774 --> 00:00:35.180 - It's awesome. - [Woman in blue] With like 00:00:35.180 --> 00:00:37.327 some spiced meat goin' on, but not spicy. 00:00:37.327 --> 00:00:39.082 It's just great, it's flavorful. 00:00:39.082 --> 00:00:40.206 - That's a money shot right there. 00:00:40.206 --> 00:00:41.323 - How could you not like this? 00:00:41.323 --> 00:00:42.740 It's just puff pastry and meat. 00:00:42.740 --> 00:00:46.766 (upbeat instrumental music) 00:00:46.766 --> 00:00:49.037 - That is not what I expected from goat meat. 00:00:49.037 --> 00:00:51.424 - I feel like I can taste what it last ate. 00:00:51.424 --> 00:00:52.638 I'm not okay with that. 00:00:52.638 --> 00:00:53.813 - If you have goat cheese with it, 00:00:53.813 --> 00:00:54.917 is that like sick and wrong? 00:00:54.917 --> 00:00:56.700 - This is tender. 00:00:56.700 --> 00:00:57.954 And it is flavorful. 00:00:57.954 --> 00:00:59.510 - Goat is my new favorite meat. 00:00:59.510 --> 00:01:03.225 (upbeat music) 00:01:03.225 --> 00:01:04.827 - It's juicy. 00:01:04.827 --> 00:01:06.359 Is it fried? 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:08.607 - Anything fried is great. 00:01:08.607 --> 00:01:09.721 - Look how tender this is. 00:01:09.721 --> 00:01:10.859 It's so tender. 00:01:10.859 --> 00:01:12.693 - I could eat this every day and just be like fine. 00:01:12.693 --> 00:01:14.992 - I'm sorry, Mom, but I wish you could cook like this. 00:01:14.992 --> 00:01:16.269 (laughs) I really do. 00:01:16.269 --> 00:01:21.159 (upbeat music) 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:23.463 - Oh, that smells so good! 00:01:23.463 --> 00:01:24.856 - And it's not really fishy. 00:01:24.856 --> 00:01:26.829 - Yeah, like it's not too chewy either though. 00:01:26.829 --> 00:01:28.733 - Very well seasoned, very well spiced. 00:01:28.733 --> 00:01:29.662 I'm a big fan. 00:01:29.662 --> 00:01:31.264 - Couldn't taste the conch though. 00:01:31.264 --> 00:01:32.750 Just ate the whole thing at once. 00:01:32.750 --> 00:01:36.474 (upbeat instrumental music) 00:01:36.474 --> 00:01:38.820 - There's the spine! 00:01:38.820 --> 00:01:41.861 (whines) Oh my god. 00:01:41.861 --> 00:01:44.113 - This is how a fish should be prepared, you know. 00:01:44.113 --> 00:01:46.017 We shouldn't like take all of the (beep) out of it. 00:01:46.017 --> 00:01:49.547 - I mean the bones are like easy enough to pick out, 00:01:49.547 --> 00:01:50.708 if a little inconvenient. 00:01:50.708 --> 00:01:51.912 - You get stabbed with a bone once, 00:01:51.912 --> 00:01:53.625 you don't get stabbed with a bone twice. 00:01:53.625 --> 00:01:54.624 - I'm a carnivore. 00:01:54.624 --> 00:01:56.500 I feel like a (beep) predator. 00:01:56.500 --> 00:01:58.102 - Oh, ugh. 00:01:58.102 --> 00:02:00.656 I thought there was no bones, and there was one in there. 00:02:00.656 --> 00:02:02.491 - There's not a whole lot done to the fish 00:02:02.491 --> 00:02:03.821 in terms of seasoning. 00:02:03.821 --> 00:02:04.617 It's good. 00:02:04.617 --> 00:02:05.867 - (kissing smacks) Thank you. 00:02:05.867 --> 00:02:06.796 - Thank you for that. 00:02:06.796 --> 00:02:10.849 (upbeat instrumental music) 00:02:10.849 --> 00:02:12.266 - So many flavors. 00:02:12.266 --> 00:02:14.890 - It's like it's banana bread but covered in sugar. 00:02:14.890 --> 00:02:16.468 - I don't like the word moist, but like, 00:02:16.468 --> 00:02:18.140 this is like a good moist. - [Girl in Vest] It's moist. 00:02:18.140 --> 00:02:20.757 You can hear the-- (chewing smacks) 00:02:20.757 --> 00:02:22.114 - I got the clean plate award though. 00:02:23.132 --> 00:02:23.848 Mmhmm. 00:02:23.848 --> 00:02:26.717 (upbeat music) 00:02:26.717 --> 00:02:27.600 - I like Haitian food. 00:02:27.600 --> 00:02:30.044 - I didn't know that there's this amazing, delicious 00:02:30.044 --> 00:02:31.788 flavor profile just waiting for me. 00:02:31.788 --> 00:02:33.576 - It's very rare that you go through a taste test, 00:02:33.576 --> 00:02:35.503 and you think everything is awesome, but seriously. 00:02:35.503 --> 00:02:36.775 - [Together] Everything is awesome! 00:02:36.775 --> 00:02:38.403 - It was so good! - [Girl in blue] It was great! 00:02:38.403 --> 00:02:40.003 - Take me to Haiti now! - [Girl in hat] Yes. 00:02:40.003 --> 00:02:41.647 - This is amazing! 00:02:41.647 --> 00:02:43.389 I want all of it. - [Girl in hat] I do too. 00:02:43.389 --> 00:02:44.591 - Because it's what everybody loves. 00:02:44.591 --> 00:02:45.678 - Now it's time to take a nap. 00:02:45.678 --> 00:02:46.848 (claps) Woo! 00:02:46.848 --> 00:02:49.693 - I have a huge mouth and very low standards 00:02:49.693 --> 00:02:52.010 in terms of how I look on camera. (laughs)