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- Ew.
(gags)

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(upbeat music)

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- [Voiceover] I (beep) love guava.

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- What is that cubed white substance?

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- Is that like frozen applesauce?

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- Love queso fresco.

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- I don't know what either
one of these things are.

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- It's like a thick fruit roll up.

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- Both sides of my mouth got
totally different things.

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- Yeah, there's weird textures going on.

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You have to move them together.

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- It tastes like everything
I want on a piece of bread

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for breakfast.
- Mhmm.

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- Still, together, eh, no so much.

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- It's so weird, but it's so good.

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- These are three things
that I find to be delicious,

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so I'm excited.

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- So, it is like a Tequila
shot, but it's a shot of mango?

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- For some reason mango
tastes like poop to me.

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- I don't like that one.

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- Mmm.
- I'm a fan of this one.

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- Poop taste is gone.

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- Citrus-y, sweet, and
then a titch of saltiness.

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- It's so, like, zesty.

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Like I'm ready for the day now.

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- If you get the right amount of salt,

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this stuff is bomb.

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- Kids, you want to feel something crazy?

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Go get some mango with
a little bit of salt

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and some lime.

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- I don't like mayo.
- You don't like, what?

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- I don't want to do it.

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I know, I know what it tastes like.

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- Oh, boy.
- Oh, God.

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You're really gonna eat that?
- Yeah.

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- Ooh, it's tangy.

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- All day long!

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- I don't know if I like it.

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- Not my favorite, I'm
not really a mayo girl.

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- I think I'm a mayo girl.

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- It just tastes like oil to me.

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Like, there's no extra taste.

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- I don't like it, I'm so sorry!

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- This feels like country ass (beep).

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- It smells like sangria.

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- Is this like the Spanish
version of jack and coke?

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- Ching ching.

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- I like it.
- Yeah, it's like sangria.

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- It's odd.

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- It's like cherry Coke.
- Cherry Coke.

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- Coke overpowers the wine.

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This makes me upset.

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(both laughing)

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- This makes me want to
sit in a field in Spain and

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just talk with people.

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- [Both] Avocado cream?

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- It smells like avocado.

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- It smells like grass.

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- I don't taste avocado
at all, I'm so deceived.

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- I'm so confused.

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- I would eat this though.

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- I would rather just have pudding.

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- I think I can appreciate
an avocado savory sauce.

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- Did you not that it has
exfoliating properties too?

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- It's very interesting, I
think every single one of them

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surprised me.

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- Avocado can be a sweet
food, not just a savory food.

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- Red wine and Coke, new drink of choice.

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- At my wedding I'm gonna
serve those little cheese

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and fruit cubes.

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- Everything was delightful.

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Well done, all of you, well done.

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- Mew.

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(both laughing)

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- It seemed appropriate.
- That was good.

