WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.428 --> 00:00:01.904 - Oh my god. 00:00:02.855 --> 00:00:03.865 Holy (beep). 00:00:03.865 --> 00:00:08.865 (instrumental) 00:00:13.637 --> 00:00:14.874 - Korean face masks, 00:00:14.874 --> 00:00:16.298 my girlfriend loves these, 00:00:16.298 --> 00:00:18.502 and honestly they just look terrifying on her. 00:00:18.502 --> 00:00:20.356 - I know nothing about Korean skin care. 00:00:20.356 --> 00:00:22.054 - I've seen some K-pop stars 00:00:22.054 --> 00:00:23.808 and they look very smooth? 00:00:23.808 --> 00:00:25.962 - Apparently, this stuff is like miraculous. 00:00:25.962 --> 00:00:27.131 - Snail spit is a thing. 00:00:27.131 --> 00:00:29.313 - I'm ready to look flawless. 00:00:30.529 --> 00:00:32.061 - [Steven] Alright, butterfly eyes. 00:00:32.061 --> 00:00:33.878 Perfect for my problem area. 00:00:33.878 --> 00:00:35.398 - Okay, so brightens me up. 00:00:35.398 --> 00:00:36.679 I'm ready to be brightened. 00:00:36.679 --> 00:00:39.435 - Get a first, first a nice whiff. 00:00:39.435 --> 00:00:41.035 - Slimy in there. Eww. 00:00:41.035 --> 00:00:45.854 (instrumental) 00:00:45.854 --> 00:00:47.132 - Just keeping these up. 00:00:47.132 --> 00:00:48.592 Hideaway like a little ghost. 00:00:48.592 --> 00:00:50.896 - Oh, I feel like a luby superhero. 00:00:50.896 --> 00:00:52.901 - Yeah, this just feels like there's a used condom 00:00:52.901 --> 00:00:54.111 on my face, not that I would know 00:00:54.111 --> 00:00:54.889 what that feels like. 00:00:54.889 --> 00:00:57.897 - I feel my skin is like drinking water. 00:00:57.897 --> 00:01:00.208 - I'm hoping this makes my skin tighter. 00:01:00.208 --> 00:01:03.101 - It's just, like, not the best looking thing, 00:01:03.101 --> 00:01:04.573 but it feels great. 00:01:05.635 --> 00:01:06.475 Yes! 00:01:06.475 --> 00:01:07.754 I'm going to be a tiger. 00:01:07.754 --> 00:01:09.281 - You know, I don't get pampered enough, 00:01:09.281 --> 00:01:10.577 so this is perfect. 00:01:10.577 --> 00:01:11.691 - This is horrifying. 00:01:11.691 --> 00:01:12.820 This is horrifying. 00:01:12.820 --> 00:01:14.326 - The fuck, is this a fruit roll up? 00:01:14.326 --> 00:01:16.225 - Beauty, here I come! 00:01:17.975 --> 00:01:20.512 - Oh, It feel so good! 00:01:20.512 --> 00:01:22.388 - Oh, it's so cold! 00:01:22.388 --> 00:01:23.832 - Wait, let me see myself. 00:01:23.832 --> 00:01:24.743 Okay I've got to take this off. 00:01:24.743 --> 00:01:25.850 (laughs) 00:01:25.850 --> 00:01:27.139 (laughs) 00:01:27.139 --> 00:01:28.162 - Jesus Christ. 00:01:28.162 --> 00:01:29.435 - My roommate will wear these 00:01:29.435 --> 00:01:30.798 and she'll come out of her room and she'll be like, 00:01:30.798 --> 00:01:32.491 hi, how's it going, 00:01:32.491 --> 00:01:34.462 and I'll be like, oh my god. 00:01:34.462 --> 00:01:36.453 - You remember that movie, The Mask, with Jim Carey? 00:01:36.453 --> 00:01:37.968 That was based off the horrifying 00:01:37.968 --> 00:01:39.640 true story of this mask. 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:41.678 - If this were just my dating profile, 00:01:41.678 --> 00:01:43.974 just me out in the woods, sort of like, 00:01:43.974 --> 00:01:46.809 - I'm wearing the skin of somebody I murdered. 00:01:46.809 --> 00:01:48.693 - I actually want to look like this all the time. 00:01:48.693 --> 00:01:51.050 Now I understand what furries are all about. 00:01:52.378 --> 00:01:53.932 Milky Piggy Bubble Mask, 00:01:53.932 --> 00:01:55.642 already a big fan of the milky piggy. 00:01:55.642 --> 00:01:58.405 - I don't know how I feel about that texture. 00:01:58.405 --> 00:02:01.122 - Aw man, I'm all captain crunchy and shit. 00:02:01.122 --> 00:02:02.335 - Oh, it's itchy! 00:02:02.335 --> 00:02:04.087 - Okay, I see you, Steven. 00:02:04.087 --> 00:02:05.360 - Who's a milky piggy? 00:02:05.360 --> 00:02:06.726 Me, me, me. 00:02:06.726 --> 00:02:07.816 - Is it moving? 00:02:07.816 --> 00:02:09.632 Oh my god, it's pop rocking on my face. 00:02:09.632 --> 00:02:11.701 - God, it's all puffy. 00:02:11.701 --> 00:02:12.925 It's all puffing up. 00:02:12.925 --> 00:02:15.035 - This is so grotesque. 00:02:15.035 --> 00:02:16.452 - Oh my god, I do look like Squidward. 00:02:16.452 --> 00:02:18.290 - It's burning a little more than the other ones. 00:02:18.290 --> 00:02:19.723 - It's like tighter boning my face. 00:02:19.723 --> 00:02:20.764 Make it stop! 00:02:21.834 --> 00:02:22.720 Make it stop! 00:02:22.720 --> 00:02:25.364 - There are tiny little elves just blowing on my face, 00:02:25.364 --> 00:02:26.715 just like- 00:02:26.715 --> 00:02:28.220 - I quit. 00:02:29.706 --> 00:02:30.954 - You know, I had a great time with this. 00:02:30.954 --> 00:02:32.706 (sighs) 00:02:32.706 --> 00:02:33.386 - That was fun. 00:02:33.386 --> 00:02:35.892 - My skin does feel less oily. 00:02:35.892 --> 00:02:37.581 - No, it feels really good. 00:02:37.581 --> 00:02:39.753 Steven probably pooped his pants 00:02:39.753 --> 00:02:40.960 and couldn't handle it, 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:42.103 but that's okay. 00:02:42.103 --> 00:02:43.984 - I'm going to go buy some of these and join my girlfriend. 00:02:43.984 --> 00:02:46.803 - I don't want to see that in the mirror ever again. 00:02:46.803 --> 00:02:48.294 Out behind a corner you see me jump out, 00:02:48.294 --> 00:02:50.412 like I'm here, too. 00:02:51.621 --> 00:02:53.780 That'd be a happy sight for anyone.