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- I know titi and tita are
auntie and aunt, well, auntie.

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Titi is auntie, that's all I know.

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(upbeat piano music)

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- Tae lang naman ako sa'yo eh?

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- Tae lang naman ako sa'yo eh!

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- Tae lang naman ako sa'yo eh.

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- I want to say put on gina,
(laughing)

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but I feel like that sounds dirty.

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- Putangina

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- Somebody said to somebody to eat shit.

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- Putangeena

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- Pinapahirapan mo ako.

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- Pina, wow.

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- Pina pie ree--

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- That's a long word.

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- Pina pirate mo apple.

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- Pinapahirapan mo ako.

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- Kailangan pa bang sagutin 'yan?

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- Kailangan pa bang sagutin 'yan?

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- Mga inutil hindi tayo mamamasyal.

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- Inutil

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- Mga inutil, exclamation point.

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- Mga inutil.

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- You're worthless, you're
worth nothing to me.

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- Para kayong mga--

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- Para kayong mga birheng--

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- Para kayong (fart noise)

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- Para kayong mga birheng naniniwala

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sa pag-ibig ng isang puta.

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- I know that last one.

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- Baka sinasabi mo lang'yan,

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- Kasi lasing na ako,

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- At saka lasing ka na rin.

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- What does it mean?
- [mustache] Let's get it on!

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- [lady] I was gonna say
let's go for a drink,

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let's go for a drink tonight.
(laughing)

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- That sounds like a Drake song.

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- like a Drake song (laughing).