WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.153 --> 00:00:01.262 - Oh, God. 00:00:01.262 --> 00:00:02.863 - 50% alcohol? 00:00:02.863 --> 00:00:03.696 - What? 00:00:03.696 --> 00:00:04.790 - Whoa! 00:00:04.790 --> 00:00:07.373 (Syrian music) 00:00:08.758 --> 00:00:09.591 - Syrian Food? 00:00:09.591 --> 00:00:10.424 - Oh. 00:00:10.424 --> 00:00:11.665 - I know nothing about Syrian food. 00:00:11.665 --> 00:00:12.514 - Nada. 00:00:12.514 --> 00:00:13.535 - Bring it on. 00:00:13.535 --> 00:00:15.636 - Al Mimas Arak, 100 proof. 00:00:15.636 --> 00:00:16.469 - Holy shit. 00:00:16.469 --> 00:00:17.408 - They know how to get down. 00:00:17.408 --> 00:00:19.265 (laughs) 00:00:19.265 --> 00:00:20.098 - Oh, man! 00:00:20.098 --> 00:00:22.106 - It's like Dimetapp, Robitussin. 00:00:22.106 --> 00:00:23.523 It's growing on me every time I put it back. 00:00:23.523 --> 00:00:24.356 (laughs) 00:00:24.356 --> 00:00:25.712 - To the top, you heard the lady. 00:00:25.712 --> 00:00:27.462 - Activate the grape! 00:00:36.626 --> 00:00:37.459 - Whoa! 00:00:37.459 --> 00:00:38.358 - I hate black licorice. 00:00:38.358 --> 00:00:39.387 - It burns! 00:00:39.387 --> 00:00:42.208 - It's like what I imagine perfume tastes like. 00:00:42.208 --> 00:00:43.936 - I'm not Syrian enough. 00:00:43.936 --> 00:00:44.992 Keith, I'm really drunk. 00:00:44.992 --> 00:00:46.165 - We are a little bit tipsy. 00:00:46.165 --> 00:00:47.998 - We are pretty tipsy. 00:00:50.239 --> 00:00:53.339 - I think it's gonna freak out the white in you, and uh... 00:00:53.339 --> 00:00:54.801 - (screams) I just saw it! 00:00:54.801 --> 00:00:55.634 (screams) 00:00:55.634 --> 00:00:56.467 (laughs) 00:00:56.467 --> 00:00:57.300 - Eww, don't pick it up! 00:00:57.300 --> 00:00:58.398 Get that away from me! 00:00:58.398 --> 00:00:59.337 (laughs) 00:00:59.337 --> 00:01:01.087 - This is clearly stuffed into intestines. 00:01:01.087 --> 00:01:02.121 - Possibly. (laughs) 00:01:02.121 --> 00:01:03.075 - It looks like something I've created before. 00:01:03.075 --> 00:01:04.058 (retches) 00:01:04.058 --> 00:01:05.493 - It smells incredible. 00:01:05.493 --> 00:01:06.688 - Oh yeah! 00:01:06.688 --> 00:01:08.010 - There's rice, again. 00:01:08.010 --> 00:01:08.960 - Was that garlic? 00:01:08.960 --> 00:01:11.710 Get that garlic all on my bowels. 00:01:13.399 --> 00:01:14.698 - This doesn't taste bad at all. 00:01:14.698 --> 00:01:15.531 - Tastes like garlic. 00:01:15.531 --> 00:01:16.917 - This is just a branding problem. 00:01:16.917 --> 00:01:18.752 - You can get past the look. 00:01:18.752 --> 00:01:19.999 It's worth it. 00:01:19.999 --> 00:01:21.706 - Diamond meatball stew. 00:01:21.706 --> 00:01:22.539 - Ooh! 00:01:22.539 --> 00:01:23.701 (retches) 00:01:23.701 --> 00:01:24.821 - Ooh I like that. 00:01:24.821 --> 00:01:25.654 - Mmm. 00:01:25.654 --> 00:01:26.487 - Mmm. 00:01:26.487 --> 00:01:27.462 - Oh yeah. 00:01:27.462 --> 00:01:28.613 - Oh man, I love it! 00:01:28.613 --> 00:01:29.658 - I don't know. 00:01:29.658 --> 00:01:30.523 - What is that? 00:01:30.523 --> 00:01:31.931 - All I know is that it's good as fuck. 00:01:31.931 --> 00:01:32.764 - It's so briny. 00:01:32.764 --> 00:01:33.597 - Kinda sour. 00:01:33.597 --> 00:01:34.430 - Mucusy. 00:01:34.430 --> 00:01:35.405 - Creamy, it's a little powdery. 00:01:35.405 --> 00:01:36.538 - [Voiceover] So it's yogurt? 00:01:36.538 --> 00:01:37.882 It's yogurt? 00:01:37.882 --> 00:01:38.715 - Really? 00:01:38.715 --> 00:01:39.548 - What? 00:01:39.548 --> 00:01:42.070 - Nothing is more off-putting than the idea of warm yogurt. 00:01:42.070 --> 00:01:44.022 - Somebody invented this dish when they were like, 00:01:44.022 --> 00:01:45.398 "Oh no, my yogurt! 00:01:45.398 --> 00:01:46.678 It's still outside!" 00:01:46.678 --> 00:01:49.095 - Now wait, wait, wait, it's not totally bad. 00:01:49.095 --> 00:01:50.619 I've got some meatballs. 00:01:50.619 --> 00:01:51.959 - Hey cutie pie. 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:52.792 Aww! 00:01:52.792 --> 00:01:53.625 - Aww! 00:01:53.625 --> 00:01:54.599 - It's like a little Bambi. 00:01:54.599 --> 00:01:55.432 - What? 00:01:55.432 --> 00:01:56.507 - Syrian pizza! 00:01:56.507 --> 00:01:58.020 - Smells like a Jamaican beef patty. 00:01:58.020 --> 00:01:59.396 - Is it meat baklava? 00:01:59.396 --> 00:02:01.210 - It smells like pumpkin pie and sausage. 00:02:01.210 --> 00:02:02.447 - Cheers. 00:02:02.447 --> 00:02:04.111 - There's even some cinnamon. 00:02:04.111 --> 00:02:05.861 - Like a meat pastry. 00:02:07.321 --> 00:02:08.762 - I would definitely eat this again. 00:02:08.762 --> 00:02:10.054 - Fuck yeah. 00:02:10.054 --> 00:02:11.514 - Bitch, I wasn't done with that. 00:02:11.514 --> 00:02:13.327 - Certainly something like my mom would make. 00:02:13.327 --> 00:02:14.160 Is this goat? 00:02:14.160 --> 00:02:15.128 - Are there raisins in here? 00:02:15.128 --> 00:02:17.549 - There's all these like, great, warm spices. 00:02:17.549 --> 00:02:18.445 - Oh my gosh, this is cinnamony. 00:02:18.445 --> 00:02:19.373 Smell that? 00:02:19.373 --> 00:02:20.717 Say goodbye to the rice. 00:02:20.717 --> 00:02:21.901 - I smell that cardamom. 00:02:21.901 --> 00:02:24.318 - Oh my God, that is so good. 00:02:26.129 --> 00:02:27.524 - This is bomb as fuck. 00:02:27.524 --> 00:02:28.495 - So flavorful. 00:02:28.495 --> 00:02:29.348 - This is everything. 00:02:29.348 --> 00:02:30.671 - That is melt in your mouth chicken. 00:02:30.671 --> 00:02:32.623 - You don't really need teeth for any of this food. 00:02:32.623 --> 00:02:35.258 - You can call me, boom, Tim Tebow because this is taybeh. 00:02:35.258 --> 00:02:38.702 - You can give me that maqloubeh any day, child, shit. 00:02:38.702 --> 00:02:39.535 - Cake time. 00:02:39.535 --> 00:02:40.473 Cake, cake, cake, cake. 00:02:40.473 --> 00:02:41.306 - Whoo. 00:02:41.306 --> 00:02:42.368 - Syrian cake, Syrian cake. 00:02:42.368 --> 00:02:44.634 - Let's find out what meat we're having now. 00:02:44.634 --> 00:02:45.467 - Uh. 00:02:45.467 --> 00:02:48.411 - Oh my gosh, it's so gunky. 00:02:48.411 --> 00:02:49.413 Is this uncooked dough? 00:02:49.413 --> 00:02:50.267 - Texture's just right. 00:02:50.267 --> 00:02:51.344 - I can't watch you do that 00:02:51.344 --> 00:02:53.051 and then want to eat it. (laughs) 00:02:53.051 --> 00:02:54.190 - It's got like a floral accent to it. 00:02:54.190 --> 00:02:55.052 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:02:55.052 --> 00:02:56.836 And the pistachios won't quit. 00:02:56.836 --> 00:02:57.976 They are just like mmm. 00:02:57.976 --> 00:02:58.897 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 00:02:58.897 --> 00:03:00.397 - It's all cheese. 00:03:02.227 --> 00:03:03.060 - Oh my God. 00:03:03.060 --> 00:03:03.893 - It's great. 00:03:03.893 --> 00:03:04.768 - The pastry is so sweet. 00:03:04.768 --> 00:03:05.601 Mmm. 00:03:05.601 --> 00:03:07.288 - Make a wedding cake in Knafeh. 00:03:07.288 --> 00:03:08.218 - I'm marrying you. 00:03:08.218 --> 00:03:09.156 - Seriously. 00:03:09.156 --> 00:03:11.511 - Did you say Syria-sly? 00:03:11.511 --> 00:03:12.428 - Ohhhhhhh. 00:03:16.391 --> 00:03:17.465 - Nailed it. 00:03:17.465 --> 00:03:18.298 - Yeah. 00:03:18.298 --> 00:03:19.717 - They are beautiful people with a beautiful culture, 00:03:19.717 --> 00:03:20.702 and beautiful food. 00:03:20.702 --> 00:03:21.603 - That's good stuff. 00:03:21.603 --> 00:03:22.436 - Yeah. 00:03:22.436 --> 00:03:23.969 - Holy shit. 00:03:23.969 --> 00:03:24.802 (belch) 00:03:24.802 --> 00:03:25.635 - Ohhhh. 00:03:25.635 --> 00:03:27.885 I think that was the booze.