WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.501 --> 00:00:04.668 - I feel like a lot of their liquors have snakes in them. 00:00:06.611 --> 00:00:08.720 - Hopefully this isn't, like, The Hangover II, 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:10.491 which was incredibly disappointing. 00:00:10.491 --> 00:00:11.901 - I'm probably going to throw up. 00:00:11.901 --> 00:00:13.381 - If it has alcohol, I'm going to like it. 00:00:13.381 --> 00:00:15.080 - I will probably dislike it. 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:17.592 (Thai music) 00:00:17.592 --> 00:00:19.811 - Cheers, welcome to Thailand. 00:00:19.811 --> 00:00:20.644 - Welcome. 00:00:22.061 --> 00:00:23.311 - Smells Christmasy. 00:00:23.311 --> 00:00:24.144 - It's sour. 00:00:24.144 --> 00:00:25.878 - Weird, yeah, weird. 00:00:25.878 --> 00:00:27.751 - That's fucking delicious. 00:00:27.751 --> 00:00:28.584 - It's nice. 00:00:28.584 --> 00:00:29.771 I don't even know if it's alcohol. 00:00:29.771 --> 00:00:31.080 I could drink this on the beach. 00:00:31.080 --> 00:00:31.997 - Powerade? 00:00:33.781 --> 00:00:35.100 - So you just get people boozed up 00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:36.600 as soon as they step off the plane? 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:37.700 This is why people like Thailand so much. 00:00:37.700 --> 00:00:38.719 - I know! 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:41.101 (Thai music) 00:00:41.101 --> 00:00:41.934 - Singha? 00:00:41.934 --> 00:00:42.767 - [Man Off Camera] Yeah. 00:00:42.767 --> 00:00:44.359 - Ah-Ha, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha. 00:00:44.359 --> 00:00:46.007 I think that's what I'm supposed to do. 00:00:46.007 --> 00:00:47.399 - Maybe it makes you sing. 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:49.278 (operatic singing, laughing) 00:00:49.278 --> 00:00:50.549 - It smells like a garage after you've 00:00:50.549 --> 00:00:52.749 played beer pong in it for a while. 00:00:52.749 --> 00:00:55.687 - This tastes like freshman year of college. 00:00:55.687 --> 00:00:57.887 Just pretending I like it. 00:00:57.887 --> 00:01:01.909 - It's a little more like (smacking) Miller High Life. 00:01:01.909 --> 00:01:02.898 - Leinenkugel. 00:01:02.898 --> 00:01:04.538 - Oh, this is like beer pong beer. 00:01:04.538 --> 00:01:05.607 (popping noise) 00:01:05.607 --> 00:01:06.440 - You throw it. 00:01:06.440 --> 00:01:09.407 Who cares if you have, like, little leaves in it. 00:01:09.407 --> 00:01:11.824 (Thai music) 00:01:13.207 --> 00:01:14.790 - This looks fancy. 00:01:16.479 --> 00:01:17.658 - These are the ones that scare me. 00:01:17.658 --> 00:01:18.589 (whimpering) 00:01:18.589 --> 00:01:19.422 - I'm scared of it. 00:01:19.422 --> 00:01:20.789 - (Mocking) I'm scared. 00:01:20.789 --> 00:01:21.949 - What is this? 00:01:21.949 --> 00:01:22.898 - Is it celery? 00:01:22.898 --> 00:01:23.767 - Is this an animal? 00:01:23.767 --> 00:01:24.719 - Is this lemongrass? 00:01:24.719 --> 00:01:26.999 - Smells like it could cut through stuff. 00:01:26.999 --> 00:01:29.527 - Smells like a Vegas hotel. 00:01:29.527 --> 00:01:30.610 - Oh Mylanta. 00:01:32.327 --> 00:01:33.160 - It's great. 00:01:33.160 --> 00:01:33.993 - I hate that. 00:01:33.993 --> 00:01:35.458 (spits out drink, laughing) 00:01:35.458 --> 00:01:36.479 - Miami. 00:01:36.479 --> 00:01:38.647 - Yeah, this feels like a vacation-ass drink. 00:01:38.647 --> 00:01:40.480 - Spring Break, Vegas. 00:01:41.518 --> 00:01:42.992 - What is this again? 00:01:42.992 --> 00:01:43.978 Thai chili pepper. 00:01:43.978 --> 00:01:45.087 - Take a big bite. 00:01:45.087 --> 00:01:46.455 It's really not that hot. 00:01:46.455 --> 00:01:48.727 (chomping, ominous music) 00:01:48.727 --> 00:01:50.314 - That's great. 00:01:50.314 --> 00:01:51.367 - That's terrible! 00:01:51.367 --> 00:01:53.437 - Ow, my eyeball! 00:01:53.437 --> 00:01:55.736 - Honestly, just breathe in the drink. 00:01:55.736 --> 00:01:56.736 It's like... 00:01:57.807 --> 00:01:58.640 - Whoa! 00:01:58.640 --> 00:01:59.767 (laughing) 00:01:59.767 --> 00:02:00.607 - Ding ding ding ding! 00:02:00.607 --> 00:02:03.298 Oh my God! (coughing) 00:02:03.298 --> 00:02:04.131 Oh! 00:02:06.766 --> 00:02:07.946 Welcome to Thailand. 00:02:07.946 --> 00:02:09.426 Ai yi yi, whoa, Neal. 00:02:09.426 --> 00:02:10.306 What the fuck? 00:02:10.306 --> 00:02:11.637 - Is this an accepted part of the date, 00:02:11.637 --> 00:02:12.927 where you're both just like, "Hold on!" 00:02:12.927 --> 00:02:15.167 (intense exhaling) 00:02:15.167 --> 00:02:17.146 (laughing, crying) 00:02:17.146 --> 00:02:18.457 - I'm crying. 00:02:18.457 --> 00:02:20.058 - No, that's going to be just as bad. 00:02:20.058 --> 00:02:21.127 (whimpering) 00:02:21.127 --> 00:02:23.115 (Thai music) 00:02:23.115 --> 00:02:24.767 - I'm just connecting the dots. 00:02:24.767 --> 00:02:26.716 The bad guy in Hangover, his name's Chang. 00:02:26.716 --> 00:02:27.698 - Was Chang. 00:02:27.698 --> 00:02:28.637 (smacking) 00:02:28.637 --> 00:02:29.637 - Oh! - Huh. 00:02:30.647 --> 00:02:32.607 - Maybe Hangover II was a little better than I thought. 00:02:32.607 --> 00:02:35.437 - (Mumbling) Nope. 00:02:35.437 --> 00:02:36.546 - Hangover II wasn't that great. 00:02:36.546 --> 00:02:39.277 - Some kind of like a sweet, little caramel. 00:02:39.277 --> 00:02:40.666 (exhaling, ominous music) 00:02:40.666 --> 00:02:42.035 - My lips hurt so bad. 00:02:42.035 --> 00:02:44.357 I can't concentrate. 00:02:44.357 --> 00:02:46.517 - You know, we're fine, we're fucking fine. 00:02:46.517 --> 00:02:47.676 - Oh, do you have milk? 00:02:47.676 --> 00:02:49.745 - It's like, all right, you're at your mom's house. 00:02:49.745 --> 00:02:50.858 You're going to go pee. 00:02:50.858 --> 00:02:51.955 She has this little potpourri dish. 00:02:51.955 --> 00:02:52.846 You accidentally hit it. 00:02:52.846 --> 00:02:54.757 It falls into the toilet after you pee, 00:02:54.757 --> 00:02:55.590 and then someone's like, 00:02:55.590 --> 00:02:56.636 "I'll give you five bucks to drink that," 00:02:56.636 --> 00:02:57.636 and you're like, "All right." 00:02:57.636 --> 00:02:58.815 Is that potpourri and pee? 00:02:58.815 --> 00:02:59.818 - Oh! 00:02:59.818 --> 00:03:01.847 - I believe so! 00:03:01.847 --> 00:03:03.687 - I'm trying to find an American beer. 00:03:03.687 --> 00:03:05.007 This is kind of like a Heineken. 00:03:05.007 --> 00:03:06.477 - Lumon, or, like, a shakta. 00:03:06.477 --> 00:03:08.487 - Minor Heineken, a Meineken. 00:03:08.487 --> 00:03:09.434 - This is Budweiser. 00:03:09.434 --> 00:03:11.557 - Nothing, because we haven't made anything this bad. 00:03:11.557 --> 00:03:13.795 - Thailand, we're not just a party town. 00:03:13.795 --> 00:03:15.997 (Thai music) 00:03:15.997 --> 00:03:17.247 - Oh no, oh no! 00:03:19.297 --> 00:03:22.287 My butthole just tightened up. 00:03:22.287 --> 00:03:23.666 It's not loose or anything. 00:03:23.666 --> 00:03:24.944 (gagging) 00:03:24.944 --> 00:03:25.877 - Yeah, you take it as a shot. 00:03:25.877 --> 00:03:26.906 Come on, it's a shot glass, right? 00:03:26.906 --> 00:03:28.498 - Ooh, it's sweet. 00:03:28.498 --> 00:03:29.447 It's like molasses. 00:03:29.447 --> 00:03:30.687 - Like nail polish remover. 00:03:30.687 --> 00:03:31.520 - Yeah. 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:32.407 - It didn't really have a taste to it, 00:03:32.407 --> 00:03:33.344 but I don't know if that's because, like, 00:03:33.344 --> 00:03:34.466 I don't have a tongue any more. 00:03:34.466 --> 00:03:35.938 - This is exactly when you turn 20, 00:03:35.938 --> 00:03:38.215 and you've saved up to go over to Thailand, 00:03:38.215 --> 00:03:39.818 and you're just going to go over there and 00:03:39.818 --> 00:03:41.477 not remember the whole goddamn trip, 00:03:41.477 --> 00:03:42.586 but you're going to come back and be like, 00:03:42.586 --> 00:03:44.498 "I found myself." 00:03:44.498 --> 00:03:46.065 - My mom doesn't know that I drink, 00:03:46.065 --> 00:03:47.852 and so she's hella disappointed right now. 00:03:47.852 --> 00:03:50.102 (laughing) 00:03:52.137 --> 00:03:54.097 - Well, I'm nice and drunk. 00:03:54.097 --> 00:03:58.137 - What a rollercoaster of emotions, huh? 00:03:58.137 --> 00:04:01.117 - The one with the chili pepper, that's my favorite. 00:04:01.117 --> 00:04:02.897 - The one that destroyed you? 00:04:02.897 --> 00:04:04.135 - I think it was a good experience. 00:04:04.135 --> 00:04:05.239 - Dumb Yankee bit the pepper. 00:04:05.239 --> 00:04:06.357 Ha ha, internet! 00:04:06.357 --> 00:04:07.190 You got me. 00:04:07.190 --> 00:04:10.879 - My favorite was the pepper drink, 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:14.212 until it turned against me and went mad. 00:04:16.692 --> 00:04:18.109 - Mom, I'm sorry. 00:04:22.376 --> 00:04:25.376 You know what's up, and I'm over 21. 00:04:27.595 --> 00:04:29.512 - Give me some of that! 00:04:30.357 --> 00:04:31.524 - Mm-Hmm, wow. 00:04:33.629 --> 00:04:35.378 - It's like heaven. 00:04:35.378 --> 00:04:37.378 - God, isn't it, though?