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- What are we doing?

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- Tinikling?

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- Tinikling.

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- Sounds like tickling.

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- Tickling

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(laughs)

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(Filipino Tinikling music playing)

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- Whoa!

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I like this.

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- Have you ever gotten snipped before?

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- Ohh.

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- For sure?

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- I can't wait to trip and
fall and break my face.

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- [Ned] This is really dangerous.

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- Is that it?

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It's so easy.

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- It's like a workout.

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It's like doing Jacob's
ladders in football.

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- I know how to do the
Electric Slide, you know?

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- How hard can it be?

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- Do people get hurt a lot
when they first try this?

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- Uh...

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- No?

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Yes.

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Okay, he nodded yes.

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(laughs)

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- Do you wanna hold my hand?

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- Not really.

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- Shut up!
(laughs)

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Just hold my hand!

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- You're slamming very strong,
like there's a lot of power.

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- Seems like with an intent.

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- Ahh!

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- Let's go.

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- Ah!

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- Ready, go.

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- Ah (beep)!

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- Rhythm!

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- Ahh!

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- Oh, my god!

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- You gotta keep the tempo going, man!

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You almost took my feet out!

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- You gotta be kidding me y'all.

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- Well don't say that.

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- These guys, I don't know.

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This is really not my thing.

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- People who can do this are a genius.

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- That's (beep) Filipinos, man.

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Okay?

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- I'm scared, I don't like it!

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(laughs)

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I'm scared!

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- Did I do it?

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Was I doing it?

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- I think I was better when I was drunk.

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Like I don't know how
that's even possible.

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- Clap, clap, clap, clap.

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- Oh, oh, no!

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- Woo!

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Freestyle.

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Oh god.

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(laughs)

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- Ready?

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Ready?

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- Why'd you hit me?

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I didn't even get in!

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- It was harder than I thought, for sure.

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But I think with a little bit of practice,

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it's pretty fun actually.

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- I feel you have to
be one with the bamboo.

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- Yeah, you have to be
totally one with the bamboo.

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- And I was not?
- Like the bamboo and you

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are the same.

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- They're hardcore, for sure.

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- They're (beep) hardcore.

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Even their simple ceremonial
dances could kill you.

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This dance could kill you.

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And they have children doing it.

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It could kill you.

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- If you were doing it near a volcano.

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Do they have volcanoes in the Philippines?

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Yeah!

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- Most places have volcanoes.

