WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.154 --> 00:00:01.305 (gasping) 00:00:01.305 --> 00:00:04.120 (upbeat music) 00:00:04.589 --> 00:00:05.274 (laughing) 00:00:07.294 --> 00:00:09.234 - Oh. My. God. 00:00:16.294 --> 00:00:17.615 - Okay, what the (beep) are we doing? 00:00:17.615 --> 00:00:19.079 - Apparently we're supposed to shove this in here. 00:00:19.079 --> 00:00:21.748 And then make orange juice? 00:00:21.748 --> 00:00:23.884 (banging) 00:00:23.884 --> 00:00:25.510 - Aw, it's so cute and little. 00:00:25.510 --> 00:00:27.228 - Why not just buy orange juice? 00:00:27.228 --> 00:00:28.714 - Maybe this will be fun. 00:00:28.714 --> 00:00:30.780 - Great, and now you stab this in. 00:00:30.780 --> 00:00:31.756 - Oh, stab it. 00:00:31.756 --> 00:00:32.893 - But it's about to pop through the bottom. 00:00:32.893 --> 00:00:34.798 Oh, this is messy. 00:00:34.798 --> 00:00:35.889 - You do this. 00:00:35.889 --> 00:00:37.073 - Oh! 00:00:37.073 --> 00:00:39.948 - It's like scraping the sides of the peel. 00:00:40.241 --> 00:00:41.345 - I got nothing. 00:00:41.345 --> 00:00:42.715 - I think I may have messed up. 00:00:42.715 --> 00:00:44.131 - It's not easy. - I got to improvise. 00:00:44.131 --> 00:00:46.430 - You're telling me Japanese children do this? 00:00:46.430 --> 00:00:48.288 - This is a waste of an orange, let's be real here. 00:00:51.632 --> 00:00:53.721 What we got here is a banana gun. 00:00:53.721 --> 00:00:55.161 - The directions are in Japanese so-- 00:00:55.161 --> 00:00:56.484 - So we don't understand them. 00:00:56.484 --> 00:00:57.761 - There's chocolate in this thing! 00:00:57.761 --> 00:00:58.759 - Oh, damn. 00:00:58.759 --> 00:01:00.728 (laughing) 00:01:00.733 --> 00:01:02.081 - Oh, you shove the banana up in here 00:01:02.081 --> 00:01:04.285 and then I'm going to give it like a prostate exam. 00:01:04.285 --> 00:01:05.261 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:01:05.261 --> 00:01:06.909 Nothing weird about this. 00:01:06.909 --> 00:01:08.070 - The thing is, this is straight 00:01:08.070 --> 00:01:09.464 and a banana is never straight. 00:01:09.464 --> 00:01:12.529 - Oh God, ow! I'm imagining the banana's a penis. 00:01:12.529 --> 00:01:13.875 - Same. 00:01:13.875 --> 00:01:15.268 - (mumbles) 00:01:15.268 --> 00:01:16.406 (groans) 00:01:16.406 --> 00:01:17.776 - It's banana spaghetti. 00:01:17.776 --> 00:01:19.588 - Tastes sexual. 00:01:21.440 --> 00:01:22.684 - But why? 00:01:22.684 --> 00:01:23.868 (gasps) 00:01:23.868 --> 00:01:25.307 - Oh. My. God. 00:01:25.307 --> 00:01:26.503 It looks like a pee hole. 00:01:26.503 --> 00:01:29.069 - A little poop hole. 00:01:29.069 --> 00:01:30.160 - That's pretty brilliant. 00:01:30.160 --> 00:01:31.826 - I get it. This is cool. 00:01:33.990 --> 00:01:35.964 This one comes with Ikea directions. 00:01:35.964 --> 00:01:38.077 - All right, step one. 00:01:38.077 --> 00:01:38.820 - Open beer. 00:01:38.820 --> 00:01:39.470 - Open beer. 00:01:39.470 --> 00:01:41.746 Step two, drink beer. 00:01:41.746 --> 00:01:44.185 - What the (beep) is going on here? 00:01:44.185 --> 00:01:45.786 Are we going to make ice cream at the end? 00:01:45.786 --> 00:01:46.947 - [Voiceover] It's a slushie. 00:01:46.947 --> 00:01:48.950 (gasps) 00:01:48.950 --> 00:01:49.832 - I just spit. 00:01:49.832 --> 00:01:50.877 (laughs) 00:01:50.877 --> 00:01:51.666 - Ready? 00:01:51.666 --> 00:01:53.255 - Yup. 00:01:53.255 --> 00:01:54.337 (laughs) 00:01:54.337 --> 00:01:55.335 - Why? 00:01:55.335 --> 00:01:57.156 - Oh my God, it's overflowing. 00:01:57.156 --> 00:02:00.443 - All of these have a weird sexual energy about them. 00:02:00.443 --> 00:02:02.394 - Do they have a bigger version? 00:02:02.394 --> 00:02:03.787 Because if you're having a party, this is taking 00:02:03.787 --> 00:02:06.039 way too long for just one drink. 00:02:06.039 --> 00:02:07.687 - What the (beep) did we just do? 00:02:07.687 --> 00:02:09.940 - Because I always go like, "I wish this beer 00:02:09.940 --> 00:02:11.124 "had more foam." 00:02:13.655 --> 00:02:15.118 - It's (beep)ing foam. 00:02:15.118 --> 00:02:16.605 - It's supposed to be a slushie beer but either 00:02:16.605 --> 00:02:20.068 we did it wrong or why? 00:02:20.095 --> 00:02:21.526 - Imagine people are doing this also 00:02:21.526 --> 00:02:23.198 already after they've been drinking, 00:02:23.198 --> 00:02:24.498 someone's getting hurt. 00:02:24.498 --> 00:02:26.588 - Look, Japan has brought us a lot of amazing things. 00:02:26.588 --> 00:02:29.175 Tamagotchis, Pokemon, this unfortunately 00:02:29.175 --> 00:02:30.651 just not one of their best innovations. 00:02:30.651 --> 00:02:31.649 But, you know. 00:02:31.649 --> 00:02:32.509 - Good try, though. 00:02:32.509 --> 00:02:33.484 - Good try. 00:02:33.484 --> 00:02:35.016 - (foreign language) 00:02:35.016 --> 00:02:36.675 - That's what they say (mumbles). 00:02:36.675 --> 00:02:37.802 - Yeah, that's like 00:02:37.802 --> 00:02:39.800 - Oh, I thought they're just yelling at me.