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- That's pretty bad ass,
though, that what he did.

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I would high five my
grandpa if he did that.

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If I didn't see him for a
long time and he's like,

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"Yo, I tricked you (bleep)."

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- I love Christmas.

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- I hate, like, when Christmas
music starts playing.

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- I travel back home and spend time

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with my family during the holidays.

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- Talking about what you
did throughout the year.

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Talking about what you didn't do

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and how you're a failure.

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- I usually spend it with my family,

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but not this year.

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- Is this gonna make me cry?

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- Okay, so his daughter just called.

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She said they're not
coming home for Christmas.

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- Lonely grandpa, oh no.

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- That's very sad.

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- Oh no, a picture of gramps.

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- Oh no, he died!

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- [Voiceover] Did he trick
his family that he died?

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- What the (bleep)?

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- What a clever old man.

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- Surprise!

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- Dude.

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- This would've been a good,
like yeah, Skype commercial.

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- That was an emotional
rollercoaster, for sure.

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- I feel, I feel like
you can make heartwarming

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Christmas commercials without
faking someone's death.

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- I wasn't ready for that feels trip.

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- Why couldn't they just fly him to them?

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- Like maybe have a like real
conversation with your kids.

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You know, maybe don't be just like,

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"Ah, I guess I'll just fake my own death."

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- He had a right to trick them because

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they were being shitty kids.

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- And look how happy that family was,

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like at the end of the commercial.

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- I'd be so pissed.

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- This is the girl that
hates Christmas music.

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- They have a family, what
the (bleep) is his problem?

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- I don't know what his problem is, right?

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He must be, oh my god, do you think--

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- I didn't want to say it.

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- I just think about that moment

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where all the ad execs
were sitting in a room

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going, "Oh, I know."

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- I kinda want to call
my grandpa right now.

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- I don't have the time
and the money to get there

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and now I feel guilty.

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I feel like I should make the time.

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- I do want to spend time with my family

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after watching it, but it's just--

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- At what cost.

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- He's lucky he didn't get shot.

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He's lucky one of the kids didn't see him

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and be like ghost!

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(pow)

