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- Depending on what it
is, yes I like animals.

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- Yeah, I love animals.

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They're better than us.

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- Bein' around 'em and
pettin' em if they're fuzzy.

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- Dream pet list.

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Dog, goat,

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yak.

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I mean, I'm almost 30,
I think anything more is

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gonna put me in the crazy,
(laughs) the crazy bin.

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(happy guitar music)

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Whatever's in that cage is
big and loud, and it's moving,

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and I'm a little freaked out by it.

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- Sure.

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- I'm ready to meet my buddy.

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- Made a little noise.

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- Is that a skunk?

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(beep)

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- Woah.

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Oh my God.

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- What?

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- Oh ho ho, what?

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Aww, hi.

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- Hello, here's a leaf.

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Oh, you wanna eat that leaf?

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You don't wanna eat the
leaf I'm giving you?

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It's pretty rude.

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- This is the coolest thing
that's ever happened to me.

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Oh, there's two!

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There's a baby.

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- My God, it's a baby!

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Here you go, little baby.

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- Two (gasps)?

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Oh my--

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- Oh!

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Okay.

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This is cool.

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I'm good, I'm gonna stand.

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- Oh, can I touch 'em?

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- What's the touching situation
here, 'cause I feel like

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it could go bad real quick (laughs).

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- Oh.

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- These are so cool.

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(laughs)

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- Oop, oop, it got me.

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It didn't hurt at all,
it just was like eh.

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- I thought it was a skunk at first,

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'cause of the black and white.

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It's a porcupine (laughs).

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- I know it's probably very
illegal, but I would definitely

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put one of these in my large zoo one day.

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- We're all pals, like, let's
go hang out and eat leaves.

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Salad, anyone?

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- You're my friend now.

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- It's just nature happening
on the table (laughs).

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And they're eatin' leaves.

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It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.