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Baby... Wedding... Baby...

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Trip to Belize... Wedding... Baby...

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If you're my age...

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You've probably rethought how your life could be.

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I've never backpacked Europe or joined the Peace Corps.

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Or given up everything to go be one with nature.

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(bird squawk)

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But then I remembered that peeing the forest is gross. And I should just stay on course.

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But I can't even decide which cheap ass carpet freshener I should buy.

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Or even if I like the guy I'm with.

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Boyfriend: What? Did you call me? Girl: No. Nothing.

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Is it wrong that I would rather finish this scarf than go out with my friends tonight?

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Remember when life was simple and your biggest decision was a prom dress?

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I find myself getting overly nostalgic for high school.

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High school sucked.

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(baby cries)me even though I know I wanted same name

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And even know I want a kid someday... the thought of it kind of terrifies me.

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And it kills me because both my parents and sister had a house

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and a baby at the age of 25.

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(Commercial: The worry of budgets, bills and taxes can take it out on your relationship)

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I'm not sure why, but I feel incredibly depressed when watching happy couples do their finances together.

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Which is probably why I still send my taxes to my dad.

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You wish you could just choose something and stick to it.

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And then you right back to where you started 

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And the moment that you realize that you're twenties aren't turning out as you expected, you start to panic.

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But you realize that panicking gets you nowhere.

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And life's not a race. compare your path to the top of other people's nonsense

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Comparing your path to the path of other people is nonsense.

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It's better to take a deep breath and change your expectations.

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And have the confidence to reinvent yourself.

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(car horn)

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I'm just gonna wait here.

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(coughs)