WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.197 --> 00:00:01.477 - Oh no! - [Right woman] Whoa! 00:00:01.477 --> 00:00:03.046 - Oh no! - [Right woman] No! 00:00:05.027 --> 00:00:07.673 - People are gonna be dropping some 00:00:07.673 --> 00:00:09.567 love you long times potentially. 00:00:09.567 --> 00:00:11.883 - I'm sure it'll be super stereotypical. 00:00:11.883 --> 00:00:14.239 - Any like coded language for an Asian person 00:00:14.239 --> 00:00:15.600 I expect to find in porn. 00:00:15.600 --> 00:00:17.267 - Just looking at these titles, 00:00:17.267 --> 00:00:18.987 it already looks pretty terrible. 00:00:18.987 --> 00:00:19.405 - Yeah. 00:00:19.405 --> 00:00:21.634 - Let's just get this over with (laughing). 00:00:21.634 --> 00:00:22.613 - [Left woman with long hair] Let's watch this. 00:00:22.613 --> 00:00:23.697 - [Right woman with short hair] "The Asian Babysitter 00:00:23.697 --> 00:00:24.477 Is Scared." 00:00:24.477 --> 00:00:25.271 You know what's funny? 00:00:25.271 --> 00:00:26.816 Is like I like don't like kids that much, 00:00:26.816 --> 00:00:28.665 so every time I was an Asian babysitter, 00:00:28.665 --> 00:00:29.659 I was really scared. 00:00:29.659 --> 00:00:31.793 - This angle also, oh my god! 00:00:31.793 --> 00:00:33.032 She's upside down! 00:00:33.032 --> 00:00:34.434 - Like this woman's in her twenties. 00:00:34.434 --> 00:00:35.958 She's dressed like a little girl. 00:00:35.958 --> 00:00:36.625 And she's wearing like - [Left woman] She has like 00:00:36.625 --> 00:00:37.517 - pigtails. - [Left woman] pigtails 00:00:37.517 --> 00:00:39.321 - [Left woman] like up to here, with like a baby-doll 00:00:39.321 --> 00:00:41.484 crop-top and like shorts. 00:00:41.484 --> 00:00:43.028 - He's treating her like a child. 00:00:43.028 --> 00:00:44.328 - Oh god. He just like-- 00:00:44.328 --> 00:00:45.223 - He just pushed - [Right woman] flung her down 00:00:45.223 --> 00:00:46.943 - Yeah! He pushed her down. - [Right woman] and held her. 00:00:46.943 --> 00:00:48.679 - And just put... 00:00:48.679 --> 00:00:52.578 - She basically made a night stick innuendo. 00:00:52.578 --> 00:00:53.942 - But she did it bad. 00:00:53.942 --> 00:00:55.035 - Oh no! - [Right woman] Whoa! 00:00:55.035 --> 00:00:55.831 - Oh no! - [Right woman] No! 00:00:55.831 --> 00:00:56.820 (women screaming) 00:00:56.820 --> 00:00:59.180 - Oh my god. He's like putting his night...(exclaiming) 00:00:59.180 --> 00:01:00.278 - Like the actual night stick, 00:01:00.278 --> 00:01:01.314 oh god. - [Right woman] Not his dick! 00:01:01.314 --> 00:01:02.535 - [Left woman with long hair] "Sharon Lee - 00:01:02.535 --> 00:01:04.665 Maid Who Knows How To Please." 00:01:04.665 --> 00:01:07.205 - Okay, so now there's like this Asian maid. 00:01:07.205 --> 00:01:08.709 She doesn't speak English. 00:01:08.709 --> 00:01:10.376 And she just says, (laughing) 00:01:10.376 --> 00:01:13.311 "Sex. I want sex." 00:01:13.311 --> 00:01:14.763 - So intense right now. 00:01:14.763 --> 00:01:15.498 (laughing) 00:01:15.498 --> 00:01:16.429 - I'm like-- - [Left woman] Aright! 00:01:16.429 --> 00:01:17.398 - everything's clenched. 00:01:17.398 --> 00:01:18.503 (tapping the table) 00:01:18.503 --> 00:01:20.879 - I haven't seen one Asian guy in this too. 00:01:20.879 --> 00:01:21.671 I realized that. 00:01:21.671 --> 00:01:22.396 It's only been like-- - [Left woman] Yeah. 00:01:22.396 --> 00:01:23.846 - Asian women and white men. 00:01:23.846 --> 00:01:25.409 - Is she speaking Japanese? 00:01:25.409 --> 00:01:29.555 - She just like opened her legs like, "Don't go!" 00:01:29.555 --> 00:01:31.687 - She was just speaking English earlier. 00:01:31.687 --> 00:01:33.120 - [Woman with short hair] "Old Guy Gets A Happy Ending 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:34.979 By An Asian Massage Girl." 00:01:34.979 --> 00:01:37.844 - Why, why are you giving us old men? 00:01:37.844 --> 00:01:39.815 - Yeah, now the masseuse is naked. 00:01:39.815 --> 00:01:43.533 But the client is not, which makes no sense. 00:01:43.533 --> 00:01:45.707 - The mature and responsible old man 00:01:45.707 --> 00:01:48.814 with the horny and uncontrollable and Asian woman 00:01:48.814 --> 00:01:50.097 essentially is what's happening. 00:01:50.097 --> 00:01:51.507 - Oh my! 00:01:51.507 --> 00:01:53.600 Oh my god! - [Right woman] Oh my god! 00:01:53.600 --> 00:01:56.323 (laughing) 00:01:56.323 --> 00:01:58.648 - On the walls of this house, there's a lot of like 00:01:58.648 --> 00:02:01.817 old Asian men with like buns and like warrior clothing. 00:02:01.817 --> 00:02:02.977 - Oh my god. 00:02:02.977 --> 00:02:04.378 - He sounds like an animal. 00:02:04.378 --> 00:02:06.257 Also, she didn't finish. 00:02:08.747 --> 00:02:10.105 That's not fair. 00:02:11.225 --> 00:02:13.621 It wasn't enjoyable to watch really. 00:02:13.621 --> 00:02:16.608 - I was expecting like we have Asian guy and Asian girls. 00:02:16.608 --> 00:02:19.524 - Oh no. I completely expect the Asian girls only. 00:02:19.524 --> 00:02:20.463 - Oh, really. 00:02:20.463 --> 00:02:22.481 - if you don't grow up in like a diverse area, 00:02:22.481 --> 00:02:24.106 and you're only exposed to Asian women, 00:02:24.106 --> 00:02:26.096 like through your media, or through your porn, 00:02:26.096 --> 00:02:27.742 like you're gonna have a super warped idea 00:02:27.742 --> 00:02:29.916 of what it means to be an Asian woman. 00:02:29.916 --> 00:02:31.805 And you're also probably gonna think that 00:02:31.805 --> 00:02:33.655 Asian men just don't exist. 00:02:37.385 --> 00:02:38.741 Fuck racist porn. (tapping on the table) 00:02:38.751 --> 00:02:41.047 Only do nice porn.