WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.004 --> 00:00:02.554 - I'm definitely gonna get diabetes after this. 00:00:02.554 --> 00:00:06.661 (jazz music) 00:00:06.661 --> 00:00:07.852 - When I think of American cereal 00:00:07.852 --> 00:00:10.917 I just think of sugar. Just plain sugar. 00:00:10.917 --> 00:00:12.146 - I'm so excited to try these, 00:00:12.146 --> 00:00:13.587 I've been waiting years for this. 00:00:13.587 --> 00:00:15.282 - I'm ready. - Yup, let's do this. 00:00:15.282 --> 00:00:18.028 - Cap'n? What happened to the "tain"? 00:00:18.028 --> 00:00:18.823 Captain. 00:00:18.823 --> 00:00:20.529 - It's cap'n. Cap'n Crunch. 00:00:20.529 --> 00:00:23.693 - Doesn't smell like anything. 00:00:23.693 --> 00:00:25.080 - It's weirdly boring. 00:00:25.080 --> 00:00:26.891 - It's, like, glazed with sugar, 00:00:26.891 --> 00:00:27.876 which I find is awesome. 00:00:27.876 --> 00:00:29.478 - They really do taste like Cheerios. 00:00:29.478 --> 00:00:30.978 - This kind of reminds me of 00:00:30.978 --> 00:00:32.649 when I was a kid and had Cornflakes, 00:00:32.649 --> 00:00:34.089 you would put the sugar on. 00:00:34.089 --> 00:00:36.551 But with this you need to take some sugar out. 00:00:38.691 --> 00:00:41.207 This isn't cereal. These are cookies. 00:00:41.927 --> 00:00:43.444 - Why did you give me cookies in a bowl? 00:00:43.444 --> 00:00:44.186 - Not bad. 00:00:44.186 --> 00:00:45.928 - It doesn't really taste like a cookie, though. 00:00:45.928 --> 00:00:47.043 - This is Nutrigrain but it's got 00:00:47.043 --> 00:00:48.436 chocolate chip cookies in it. 00:00:48.436 --> 00:00:51.594 - No need to give Santa a big glass of milk 00:00:51.594 --> 00:00:52.755 and a giant cookie. 00:00:52.755 --> 00:00:54.217 Instead just give him a bowl of this. 00:00:54.217 --> 00:00:55.296 - I'm not a fan. 00:00:55.296 --> 00:00:57.621 - See, I think America was just running out of ideas. 00:00:57.621 --> 00:00:59.386 They just chucked a bunch of cookies in a box 00:00:59.386 --> 00:01:00.919 and called it cereal. 00:01:00.919 --> 00:01:03.333 - I'm not a big fan of Reese's peanut butter cups. 00:01:03.333 --> 00:01:04.284 That's too intense. 00:01:04.284 --> 00:01:06.560 - And now it's in a cereal. - (laughs) 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:08.209 - These look like giant Coco Puffs. 00:01:08.209 --> 00:01:10.020 - They remind me of pet food. 00:01:10.020 --> 00:01:11.274 - Or rabbit poo. 00:01:11.274 --> 00:01:14.176 - It tastes so good, but I think I shouldn't like it. 00:01:14.176 --> 00:01:15.732 - This is like a hollow Kit Kat. 00:01:15.732 --> 00:01:17.497 - I like peanut butter but I don't think 00:01:17.497 --> 00:01:19.099 it belongs in cereal. 00:01:19.099 --> 00:01:20.794 - This is like a sad cereal. 00:01:20.794 --> 00:01:22.837 - I'd probably have this after a breakup. 00:01:22.837 --> 00:01:24.718 - So can I take this box home with me? 00:01:24.718 --> 00:01:26.296 Cause, I'm, I'm done. 00:01:26.296 --> 00:01:27.550 I've never heard of this before. 00:01:27.550 --> 00:01:29.363 What is Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 00:01:29.363 --> 00:01:30.754 - These look like Grain Waves. 00:01:30.754 --> 00:01:32.217 - You can actually smell the cinnamon. 00:01:32.217 --> 00:01:33.494 - Tastes like Christmas. 00:01:33.494 --> 00:01:35.770 - Cinnamon scrolls at Cole's that you can buy. 00:01:35.770 --> 00:01:36.745 - Yeah! - Yeah. 00:01:36.745 --> 00:01:38.556 - It tastes exactly like cinnamon toast 00:01:38.556 --> 00:01:40.298 which is awesome and then it's mixed with milk 00:01:40.298 --> 00:01:41.621 and just makes it even better. 00:01:41.621 --> 00:01:43.479 - Mm, so good. 00:01:43.479 --> 00:01:46.311 - I expected doughnuts, these are not doughnuts. 00:01:46.311 --> 00:01:48.146 - These are better than doughnuts. 00:01:48.146 --> 00:01:49.259 - Now there's something good 00:01:49.259 --> 00:01:50.374 about how simple this is. 00:01:50.374 --> 00:01:51.280 I appreciate that. 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:52.534 - I would happily move to America 00:01:52.534 --> 00:01:53.950 just for Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 00:01:53.950 --> 00:01:55.644 - Trix are for kids. 00:01:55.644 --> 00:01:57.712 - I don't understand why I have a rainbow 00:01:57.712 --> 00:01:58.570 in my bowl. 00:01:58.570 --> 00:02:01.333 - All I thought was Nerds in milk. 00:02:01.333 --> 00:02:03.616 - This is like Froot Loops but on crack. 00:02:03.616 --> 00:02:05.630 - Hands down I could buy this for breakfast. 00:02:05.630 --> 00:02:07.488 I could buy this lunch and dinner as well. 00:02:08.268 --> 00:02:09.212 - Would you have this again? 00:02:09.212 --> 00:02:11.783 - Um, no, no, I wouldn't. 00:02:11.783 --> 00:02:12.896 - Mr. Prime Minister? 00:02:12.896 --> 00:02:14.615 Get these on our shelves, right now. 00:02:14.615 --> 00:02:15.846 - Lucky Charms! 00:02:15.846 --> 00:02:17.911 - Is that marshmallow in there? 00:02:17.911 --> 00:02:19.397 - Why do you have marshmallows in your cereal? 00:02:19.397 --> 00:02:20.767 - Yeah, that's just weird America. 00:02:20.767 --> 00:02:22.394 - It's one of those cereals that you put in the cart 00:02:22.394 --> 00:02:23.671 and your mom says, "Get it out." 00:02:23.671 --> 00:02:24.429 - Yeah. - (laughs) 00:02:24.429 --> 00:02:26.962 - Oh! It's so slimy, too. - Oh, no. 00:02:26.962 --> 00:02:29.011 - Yeah, no. I'm good. I'm done. 00:02:29.011 --> 00:02:30.912 - This is more of a dessert than a breakfast. 00:02:30.912 --> 00:02:32.819 - The marshmallows in the Lucky Charms 00:02:32.819 --> 00:02:35.168 are like the Beyonce in Destiny's Child, 00:02:35.168 --> 00:02:37.125 take them away and it's nothing. 00:02:37.125 --> 00:02:38.392 - The cereal isn't the greatest 00:02:38.392 --> 00:02:40.273 but I know it means well because, hey, 00:02:40.273 --> 00:02:42.564 there's rainbows in here so it's progressive. 00:02:42.564 --> 00:02:44.645 - After today, I think American cereal 00:02:44.645 --> 00:02:46.224 was exactly what I thought it was: 00:02:46.224 --> 00:02:47.989 colorful, sugary, and diabetes. 00:02:47.989 --> 00:02:50.102 - America you've set the bar for out-there cereals 00:02:50.102 --> 00:02:52.155 and the rest of the world has a lot to live up to. 00:02:52.155 --> 00:02:53.744 - I'm on the sugar rush of my life right now 00:02:53.744 --> 00:02:55.097 so, thank you for that, America. 00:02:55.097 --> 00:02:58.337 - I feel as if Australian cereal is Lil' Wayne 00:02:58.337 --> 00:03:01.234 but American cereal is Jay-Z.