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- If I carved a pumpkin and
put it on my front doorstep,

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A, people would think I was nuts

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and B, it would get stolen.

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- It's just not a thing in Australia.

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(quirky, upbeat keyboard music)

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- This is gonna take a while.

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- So, we need a knife.

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- I reckon we need to take out the guts.

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(laughing)

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- It's so stuck.

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- We're off to a good start.

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- This is gonna take a while.

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- It's so scary.

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- That's pretty clever

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the way you're doing it.

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Now you got to get it out.

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- Yes

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- Yup, okay.

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- Oh, yes.

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- Looks like a million
little orange spiders

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should be coming out at me.

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- Now we need to fist out the seeds.

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- To fist out the seeds. Okay.

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- Yes.

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- It does feel cooler.

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- I know.

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- Just get in amongst it.

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- Oh.

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- I know it's hands on. It's
like, it's better than TV.

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- Oh I feel like I'm
squeezing someone's insides.

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- I'm ready for the face.

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- Yeah, let's do it.

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- What shape

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eyes are you making?

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- Square.

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- Square?

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- Okay, Roy you're gonna
make a circle, do it.

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Can you do a circle with this?

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- At least triangle.

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- You know when you do

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your makeup and like
one eye is always better

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than the other one?

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- Yes.

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- I feel like that's
happening to this pumpkin.

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- Okay, let's do the math.

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So it's got teeth.

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- Yup.

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- Like.

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- We could make one of
those vomiting ones.

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- I've gotta say, like
this is really tough.

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(fleshy puncture)

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- The nurses must just

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dread this time of year.

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Like, "Oh Karen we've got
another pumpkin injury."

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(fleshy punctures)

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- Did it.

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(vomiting sounds)

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- Oh, I had the worst Halloween ever, man.

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- Look at that.

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- Well done.

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- And he looks so happy.

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I wish I was as happy as this pumpkin.

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- Meet Nigel the pumpkin.

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Goddamn, that was just too much.

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- It was fun and I'm
happy with the end result.

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- [Voicover] We're really
proud of our child, here.

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- Filled with absolute
joy. Just absolute joy.

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- [Girl with hat] I say we
bring the tradition over here.

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- I reckon we should.

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah. Pretty good.

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What do reckon Harry?

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- Yes.

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- I agree

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- [Voiceover] I think for
Aussies who know absolutely

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nothing about Halloween, I'd have never

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really celebrated it.

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That's pretty good.

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I've you know graduated
university, graduated high school,

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but this (hollow knocking)
that's my greatest achievement.

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- [Voiceover] We created
a masterpiece tonight.

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- [Voiceover] We did. We did. Yeah.

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[Voiceover] Happy Halloween everyone.

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(playful cackling)