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- I'm just imagining a big bowl

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of scrambled eggs with bourbon in it.

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("Jingle Bells")

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- I've seen eggnog in movies,

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but I've never seen it in real life.

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- I think it's something
that you drink at Christmas

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when you wanna get drunk and
forget about your family.

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- All I know is that it's drunk
during the festive season,

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so Christmas and the
weeks leading up to it.

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- I can't tell if it's good or not

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because when you see it in movies,

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they either love it or
they really hate it.

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- We don't really get a
white Christmas in Australia,

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so this is probably the closest
thing that we're gonna get.

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- I didn't think it was gonna be warm.

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- I can smell the rum.

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- It kinda smells like a dirty eggcup

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has been left in the
dishwasher for two weeks.

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- [Voiceover] It actually
looks like dishwater too.

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- It sort of smells like

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somebody's thrown up Christmas pudding.

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- 'Tis the season to be drunk, my friend.

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- Mmm.
(cups clanking)

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- Mmm, that's quite something. (laughs)

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- [Woman] That's good.
- [Man] Yeah.

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- It's kinda like a glass
of milk with rum in it.

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- It kinda burns going down,

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so I can see why it's a
good winter Christmas drink.

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- I can already feel it, actually.

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It's warming me up and making
me feel a little bit happy.

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- That tastes like someone spiked custard.

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- It has surprised me.

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I can't really taste the egg in it.

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I was really worried it'd be really eggy.

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- It's tricky because Christmas
falls in summer in Australia

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and it does get really hot.

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So, I can't see us drinking
something like this warm.

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- I think maybe we
should try eggnog on ice.

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- Mmm, that would be good.

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That would be good for our Christmas.

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- [Both] Thumbs up, for sure, yeah.

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- Bottoms up.

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- Yeah, I could get around it.

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Maybe a Christmas in July thing.

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- Americans know how to do Christmas.

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They absolutely embrace it and--

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- [Woman] They invented it.
- [Man] Exactly, and eggnog?

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Just another tick on the list.

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- Eggnog sounds like an insult
that you'd call someone,

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like, "You're such an eggnog."

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Yeah, "Oi, your indicator,
you (bleep) eggnog."

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- [Woman] Exactly.
- [Man] Yeah.