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(exhales)

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- Hoahh. That was stronger
than I thought it would be.

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(energetic pop music)

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- What I would expect
from Japanese alcohol

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is that it will annihilate you.

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- They like their karaoke

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and you need a lot of courage for that,

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so I reckon that it's probably
gonna knock my socks off.

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- Gonna be hardcore.

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- Made from sweet potatoes, see.

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- Like a hashbrown in a bottle.

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- 25% alcohol!
(exhales loudly)

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Oh, this is gonna be awesome, let's go!

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- Phew!
(breathy coughing)

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- It's not nice.

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- A little bit...

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paint thinner-y?

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- Kind of mushroom-y?

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- That's something that
you regret instantly.

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(shudders)

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- This looks classy.

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- Cheers!
(clinking)

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- That's lovely, that's crisp.
- Mmm!

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- That's like the perfect summer drink.

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- It's like a gatorade,
like an alcoholic gatorade.

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Like that hit the spot.

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- My only problem with
it is that it's only

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one standard drink, which is not enough.

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- Nope.

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- Do you have a carton?

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I'll take one now.

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- So, we've the Demon Slayer sake here.

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I think it's a Game of
Thrones paraphernalia.

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- Demons found this sake so delicious,

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they would gather, drink it,

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and then just pass out.

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Which sounds awesome!

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- That's just delightful!

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- That's lovely!

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- I feel like I just drank a potato?

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- I'll have a schooner of that, thanks.

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- Yeah, I could do that all day.

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- This reminds me of watered down goon.

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- Walk up to a party with that.

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- Yeah.

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Don't.

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- Sweet, Japanese-style dessert liquer.

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- I'm into that.

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- I'm down with that.

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That's port-y.

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- It is port-y.

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(muffled laughing)

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- Yum!

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- Mm.
- Mm!

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- Mmm.

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- Delightful!
- Yeah!

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- Just a taste like medicine,

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minus the cherry

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and minus the antibiotics.

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- It's fruity, it's sweet.

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- Same.
(laughs)

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- When you have a nice steak

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or a big meal,

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that's the last thing you have.

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- This is plum wine.

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This is a huge (bleep) plum, innit?

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- Mm.

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- So there's a testicle in there.

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- Aaah!

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- That is super sweet.

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- A little bit like
children's cough medicine.

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- It's like cordial,

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like straight up cordial.

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- Yeah, it's like cordial.

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- It's not your mother's shandy, is it?

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- Ooh, it really,

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that has soaked up a lot of liquor.

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- I would not eat this
again or drink that again.

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That was not good.

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- I feel like the Japanese,

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they know what they're doing,

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like they don't mess around.

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If they're gonna make something sweet,

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it's sweet as hell.

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If it's gonna be alcoholic,

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it's gonna slay demons.

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- I could get heaps drunk in Japan.

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- You're doing something right, Japan.

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Keep it going.

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(clicks tongue)

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- All I wanna know is where
are we gonna do karaoke?

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- We've really plum-ed the
depths of Japanese booze.

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(sighs)

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- That joke really sake-d.

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(laughing)

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- Hey, whose cider you on?

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(laughing)