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- I am so excited to
try some Japanese candy.

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- I am freaked out.

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(upbeat slow techno music)

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So these, koala things,

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- Yes.

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- Yay.

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- They look like Hello Panda,

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so they have to be good.

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Oreo meets Milo in a koala-shaped pod.

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- Kind of like an Oreo, but a lot softer.

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- It reminds me of like tiramisu.

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- Yeah.

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- I could put away a whole
thing of that I reckon,

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in one sitting.

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- Why koala though?

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That's interesting.

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- Nebaa

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- Is that a sepository?

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- Yes.

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- Yeah.

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- I like it, it's like a challenge,

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it's like how long til it goes away.

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- This is your normal, run of the mill,

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hard lolly you get on
the shelf in Woolworths.

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- The guy with massive
biceps around his brain.

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- It looks like a constipated brain.

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One, two, three.

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- Mmmm.

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- Why?

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- Tastes like fish food.

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- Yeah.

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- Tastes like what B.O. smells like.

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- Like beef jerky, but jelly.

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- Yeah, really salty.

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- Very salty.

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- I'm sorry Japan,

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like I love everything else, but

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- Look at this though,

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this cute little butt here

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you're just like aw,

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I want to eat that butt, right?

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- It's a personified butt and

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he's the yolk.

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- I hope it's a butt.

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It's not a butt.

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It's kind of got a Life
Saver initial flavor.

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- Very citrusy.

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- It's mango.

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- It's mango right?

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- I'm going with that.

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- It's tropical punch, Just Juice poppers.

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- Yes.

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- Buttlollies number one.

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- Buttlollies.

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- This is the kind of lolly
that you have during summertime

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or during winter to
remind you of summertime.

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- So I'm hoping this is vegetarian.

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- It looks like dried seaweed.

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- Or skin.

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- You had to say that
before I put it in my mouth.

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- I'm sorry, is this candy?

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- Aw the texture.

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- See, you must be a texture person

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cause that tastes really good.

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- I don't know whether I'm having

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meat or seaweed or dried skin.

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- Like beef jerky seaweed.

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- It tastes like salt.

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- And paper.

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- Paper salt.

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- What's up you flavored KitKat?

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This is my jam.

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- I love wasabi.

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I love KitKats,

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so this should be delicious.

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- Where's the wasabi dude?

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Okay wait, there it is.

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- Definitely taste the wasabi,

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and it bloody works,

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It's genius.

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- I don't usually get the
green tea ice cream but

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I could put away definitely a few of those

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after some

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(mumbles)

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- Yeah, for sure.

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- Japans candy kills it.

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- Japan is the best, so.

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- Obviously.

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- I think that we're just not
used to some of the flavors

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that Japanese kids would sort of love.

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- This looks fancy.

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It feels like it should
there be a ring in there.

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Will you have a break with me?

