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- All of these shots just
remind me of breakups.

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(mid tempo guitar music)

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- Like American food and
everything else from America,

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it's just something turned way up.

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- I feel nervous.

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I'm also hung over, so
this is like my worst

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nightmare right now.

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- Let's get really drunk.
- Yeah.

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- Let's do this.

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(mid tempo guitar music)

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- The Fireball, I've heard
a lot about this from

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our good friend Eugene back in L.A.

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- It smells like (mumbles).

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- Yeah, big red.

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- It sounds extreme.

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- Whiskey's at my alley,
I can do Whiskey. Cheers.

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- Be up your alley in a second.

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- That's pure sex there.

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- You can't really taste
the Whiskey at all.

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- The top of the tongue all
the way down to the anus.

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It kinda like just,
invigorates the whole body.

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- If Donna King ever
started selling alcohol,

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it should be this.

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- Yeah, I agree.

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- Having a cinnamon doughnut,

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and a Fireball shot...

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- Parents would love it.

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- Yeah, actually I want one right now.

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- Yeah, let's do it.

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(mid tempo guitar music)

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- So this is called a Blow Job,

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or as in Australia, we call it, a gubby.

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(laughs)

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- I can't comfortably shot this without,

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without it getting all over my face.

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- Like a blow job.

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- It looks and sounds
like the kind of shot

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you'd get at a strip club.

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- Do I open my mouth and
pull the whole thing?

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- Like, Ah.

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- I (mumbles) cream,

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I know I shouldn't say that.

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- It's just all over my mouth.

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A courtesy tap would have been nice.

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- No that shitty.

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- Almost like a Tiramisu.

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- How do you order that at a pub?

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- Mmmh.

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- Pretty much like having an Irish coffee.

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- I see myself having a Blow Job at home,

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at work, maybe at church.

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(mid tempo guitar music)

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- [Voiceover] This is a Pickleback.

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- It looks like urine, like,

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while you're drinking, and then
like while you're hydrated.

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- Fuck that.

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- Bit of a cheeseburger after taste.

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- It's like Ronald McDonald
(bleep) in my mouth.

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- Possibly the worse shot I've ever had.

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- I wanna speak to the person
who first came up with this.

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And just, why?

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(mid tempo guitar music)

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- [Voiceover] This is Alabama Slammer.

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Got to say, catchy name.

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- When you get really close,
it smells like Dr. Pepper.

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- You know when you're in a club

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and all the alcohol is kinda
fuzzed together on the floor?

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That's what this smells like.

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- That's a (mumbles) shot.

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- I feel like it's something
you would get at like,

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when you go out to a dinner party

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with like your mom and dad,

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and someone old like, pulls
out a really cheesy shot.

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- Not as strong as what it smelled like.

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- For me, it tastes like
medicine so much that like,

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I'm associating with sitting in like

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a Doctor's waiting room.

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- No it's healthy.

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Medicine is good for you.

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- Another.

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- Well done Alabama.

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- Yeah.

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(mid tempo guitar music)

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- So this is a Lemon Drop,

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and it sounds like
something your grandmother

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would give you.

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- This looks good.

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This looks like a Lemon
Rusky has been compressed

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and put into a shot.

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- It tastes like a lemon Smirnoff,

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but being left out in the
sun for about four hours.

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- Super sweet.

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- I feel refreshed.

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I feel like I just like, licked the bottom

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of like a Pinol clean bottom.

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- How many of these can you have,

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before you get diabetes?

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- Wow, that is cordial.

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Like not straight cordial,
what a down cordial?

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- I think if you served
that with like crushed ice,

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I'd be way into that.

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- I'm for team Lemon Drop.

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- After today, popular shots from America,

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are everything we thought they would be.

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- I'm quite intoxicated.

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That's a good thing.

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- I think Australia really
needs to raise our shot game.

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- I think the Americans
have a bit of work to do.

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- These shots do make America great again.

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- And I love you America.

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You do food and drink like
no one else in the world.

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Please let me live there.

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- I appreciate your effort, America.

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- Please let me live there (mumbles)