WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:05.066 --> 00:00:08.567 (lively banjo music) 00:00:12.450 --> 00:00:14.655 - Automatically when I think of American TV ads 00:00:14.655 --> 00:00:16.722 I feel like I just think of the Super Bowl. 00:00:16.722 --> 00:00:19.680 - Weirdly sexist or be it racist or homophobic. 00:00:19.680 --> 00:00:21.018 - Let's watch some ads. 00:00:21.937 --> 00:00:25.431 - [Voiceover] Black angus beef and bacon it's so Tex. 00:00:25.431 --> 00:00:27.521 - It's Texas versus Mexico. 00:00:27.521 --> 00:00:31.050 - Totally, weirdly stereotypical cliche. 00:00:31.050 --> 00:00:32.606 - There's a lot of flesh. 00:00:32.606 --> 00:00:34.208 - I don't even know where to begin. 00:00:34.208 --> 00:00:36.530 - I've got no idea what this has to do with burgers. 00:00:36.530 --> 00:00:39.479 - Are they playing on the border? 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:42.822 - I like those cowboys because they were more interested-- 00:00:42.822 --> 00:00:44.610 - [Together] In the burger than the hot women. 00:00:44.610 --> 00:00:45.376 - And I can relate to that a lot. 00:00:45.376 --> 00:00:46.468 - Yeah, same. 00:00:46.468 --> 00:00:48.418 - And they just slapped each other on the ah ah. 00:00:48.418 --> 00:00:52.050 - I just want to go and join my local feminist crew now. 00:00:52.050 --> 00:00:54.000 - I've never seen a Hungry Jack's ad like this. 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:55.639 - [Voiceover] And Cialis for daily use helps you 00:00:55.639 --> 00:00:57.636 be ready any time the moment is right. 00:00:57.636 --> 00:00:59.563 - I used to work in a pharmacy, I know exactly what this is. 00:00:59.563 --> 00:01:02.072 Also, I can't get an erection, I know exactly what this is. 00:01:02.072 --> 00:01:03.326 - [Voiceover] Side effects may include headache, 00:01:03.326 --> 00:01:05.532 upset stomach, delayed back ache or muscle ache. 00:01:05.532 --> 00:01:07.715 To avoid long term injury get medical help right away 00:01:07.715 --> 00:01:09.944 for an erection lasting more than four hours. 00:01:09.944 --> 00:01:12.591 - That ad was like 90 percent all the health risks 00:01:12.591 --> 00:01:14.262 that are associated with that med. 00:01:14.262 --> 00:01:16.840 - You're gonna get hives, rashes, swelling of the lips, 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:19.253 tongue or throat, you'll bleed from your anus. 00:01:19.253 --> 00:01:20.158 Oh, well, you know what-- 00:01:20.158 --> 00:01:21.546 - But you'll get an erection. 00:01:21.546 --> 00:01:22.556 - Forever. 00:01:22.556 --> 00:01:24.622 - [Voiceover] Ask your doctor about Cialis for daily use 00:01:24.622 --> 00:01:26.456 and a free 30 tablet trial. 00:01:26.456 --> 00:01:28.708 - You can get free boner pill trials in the U.S. 00:01:28.708 --> 00:01:29.451 I think that's great. 00:01:29.451 --> 00:01:31.674 - Get on it, Malcolm Turnbull. 00:01:31.674 --> 00:01:32.886 - Not the boner. 00:01:35.138 --> 00:01:39.266 ♫ Your personal partner first in freedom ♫ 00:01:39.266 --> 00:01:40.822 - This is gonna be racist. 00:01:40.822 --> 00:01:43.384 - Bail bonds, oh my god, oh my god. 00:01:43.384 --> 00:01:45.748 - I mean, I've never even heard of a bail bond. 00:01:45.748 --> 00:01:48.604 It seems like a very strange concept. 00:01:48.604 --> 00:01:50.229 - That's not how the law works. 00:01:50.229 --> 00:01:51.924 - So it must be a pretty huge market 00:01:51.924 --> 00:01:53.549 for there to be such a need so that you can get 00:01:53.549 --> 00:01:55.175 dropped home in a pink Hummer. 00:01:55.175 --> 00:01:56.579 - I have no idea what that was for. 00:01:56.579 --> 00:01:57.500 - I don't know what we just watched. 00:01:57.500 --> 00:02:00.147 - Is this a legal, like, thing? 00:02:00.147 --> 00:02:01.377 - Nail this little sucker. 00:02:01.377 --> 00:02:03.061 C'mon, which one is he? 00:02:03.061 --> 00:02:04.454 - I don't think I can do this. 00:02:04.454 --> 00:02:05.684 - It's easy, just point to it. 00:02:05.684 --> 00:02:07.356 - You thought you was gonna catch me? 00:02:07.356 --> 00:02:10.632 Keep your mouth shut, keep your mouth shut. 00:02:10.632 --> 00:02:11.652 I'm gonna get outta here. 00:02:11.652 --> 00:02:12.485 - This is like (bleep) up. 00:02:12.485 --> 00:02:14.946 - Making light of domestic violence. 00:02:14.946 --> 00:02:17.755 - A little racist, everyone in this jail is either black-- 00:02:17.755 --> 00:02:18.599 - Or a goat. 00:02:18.599 --> 00:02:19.284 - Or a goat. 00:02:19.284 --> 00:02:22.420 - Who gave that the green tic and I hope that they're fired. 00:02:22.420 --> 00:02:26.068 - At Outback I start off with a lot healthier appetizer. 00:02:26.068 --> 00:02:27.423 - This is Jemaine Clement. 00:02:27.423 --> 00:02:28.630 - Is that the guy from Flight of the Conchords? 00:02:28.630 --> 00:02:29.675 - It's the guy from Flight of the Conchords. 00:02:29.675 --> 00:02:31.718 And he's talking like he's Australian. 00:02:31.718 --> 00:02:33.111 - He's from New Zealand. 00:02:33.111 --> 00:02:34.295 He's not Australian. 00:02:34.295 --> 00:02:35.781 - You know we are different. 00:02:35.781 --> 00:02:37.941 Australians and Kiwis are very different. 00:02:37.941 --> 00:02:39.009 - Can you imagine what it would be like 00:02:39.009 --> 00:02:42.468 if like, Australia did an ad and it was all about Americans, 00:02:42.468 --> 00:02:45.699 but instead of casting Americans, we just cast Canadians? 00:02:45.699 --> 00:02:46.314 - Yeah. 00:02:46.314 --> 00:02:50.057 - Hi, I am Bob, I am running. 00:02:50.057 --> 00:02:51.860 Running for Iowa's open seat in the U.S.-- 00:02:51.860 --> 00:02:53.602 - He wants to be a politician. 00:02:53.602 --> 00:02:56.411 - Oh, the dog was nodding. 00:02:56.411 --> 00:02:58.991 - If you were the sexual preditor and sociopath 00:02:58.991 --> 00:03:00.500 who murdered my sister Lynette, 00:03:00.500 --> 00:03:02.915 when you come to my front door to do harm to my girls, 00:03:02.915 --> 00:03:05.167 I'm gonna use my Glock. 00:03:05.167 --> 00:03:07.001 To blow your balls off. 00:03:07.001 --> 00:03:08.093 - Oh. 00:03:08.093 --> 00:03:08.905 - That's not real. 00:03:08.905 --> 00:03:09.904 - That just can't be real. 00:03:09.904 --> 00:03:11.436 That's like what you see on South Park. 00:03:11.436 --> 00:03:13.201 - Barely heard any Australian politicians 00:03:13.201 --> 00:03:14.826 pledge to blow someone's balls off. 00:03:14.826 --> 00:03:18.216 - Only good thing about this ad is the dog. 00:03:18.216 --> 00:03:19.981 That's a cute dog. 00:03:19.981 --> 00:03:22.279 - Confirmed a lot of what I thought about America 00:03:22.279 --> 00:03:24.578 which is there's a lot of messed up stuff going on. 00:03:24.578 --> 00:03:27.271 - I feel like I need a stiff drink after all of these ads. 00:03:27.271 --> 00:03:28.859 - I would absolutely want all of these ads-- 00:03:28.859 --> 00:03:29.606 - 100 percent-- 00:03:29.606 --> 00:03:30.245 - In Australia. 00:03:30.245 --> 00:03:30.553 - Yep. 00:03:30.553 --> 00:03:31.865 - I wouldn't even watch TV I would just-- 00:03:31.865 --> 00:03:32.659 - Just watch ads. 00:03:32.659 --> 00:03:33.348 - Watch ads. 00:03:33.348 --> 00:03:34.858 - Of course these ads don't represent 00:03:34.858 --> 00:03:38.503 the entire American population, but from what I've seen 00:03:38.503 --> 00:03:41.858 it seems like politicians love guns, every man in America 00:03:41.858 --> 00:03:45.218 has an erectile disfunction and everyone needs 00:03:45.218 --> 00:03:47.935 legal representation for breaking some kind of law. 00:03:47.935 --> 00:03:49.885 - American ads might be crazy as (bleep), 00:03:49.885 --> 00:03:52.625 but they're fun and I'm pretty sure I love it. 00:03:52.625 --> 00:03:55.476 (lively banjo music)