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(ringing of phone)

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- Hey, what's up, Will?

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- Hey, Alaska, what's up?

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- Not much, how about you, dude?

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- Do you maybe want to eat some bagels?

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(clang of percussion)

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- Did you say bagels?

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(upbeat electronic music)

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- Bagels.

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- We're talkin' about bagels.

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- Fresh bagels.

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- Bagel angel. (laughs)

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- Poppy seed bagel.

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- Sesame seed bagel.

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- Time to toast!

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It's time to toast!

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- It's time to toast!

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- Time to cut the bagel.

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(sawing of knife)

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(squirt)

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- Well, what's the matter, buddy?

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- Aah!
(squrting of blood)

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- Will, no, Will!

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(bubbling, squirting of blood)

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(high pitched metallic squeals)

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(shrieking)

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- Why did we do this?

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(clang of percussion)

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- [Voiceover] In 2008, 1,979 people

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suffered a BRI.

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These victims were cut so badly

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that they ended up in an emergency room.

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- Bagels, not even once.

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- This advertisement was funded by the

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American Council for More Croissants.

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(electronic whir)

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(rusty squeak)