WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.071 --> 00:00:03.838 - I know this person better than I know myself. 00:00:03.838 --> 00:00:06.329 - I know her better than she knows me 00:00:06.329 --> 00:00:08.795 knowing herself. 00:00:10.340 --> 00:00:11.782 - We've known each other for about a year and a half. 00:00:11.782 --> 00:00:15.683 We spend 40 hours minimum a week together at work. 00:00:15.683 --> 00:00:17.226 - We're together 100 percent of the time 00:00:17.226 --> 00:00:19.294 all the time everyday 24/7. 00:00:19.294 --> 00:00:21.035 - This is going to tear apart our relationship. 00:00:21.035 --> 00:00:21.554 - I know. 00:00:21.554 --> 00:00:24.692 - If we're with new people, it'll be like, 00:00:24.692 --> 00:00:25.656 hi, Mike Ferman. 00:00:25.656 --> 00:00:26.393 How you doing? 00:00:26.393 --> 00:00:28.582 Or if it's our friends, it's like this, 00:00:28.582 --> 00:00:29.807 first he starts talking like this. 00:00:29.807 --> 00:00:30.616 It's very lightly. 00:00:30.616 --> 00:00:32.409 Ahh. 00:00:32.409 --> 00:00:35.162 - You enjoy having your hands out like this. 00:00:35.162 --> 00:00:35.870 - What? 00:00:35.870 --> 00:00:36.512 Oh. 00:00:36.512 --> 00:00:39.458 - Like, okay, guys so what I usually do like that is, 00:00:39.458 --> 00:00:39.829 yeah. 00:00:39.829 --> 00:00:42.284 - She does almost like a baby character 00:00:42.284 --> 00:00:43.326 where she'll be like, 00:00:43.326 --> 00:00:44.786 are you okay, Gabby? 00:00:44.786 --> 00:00:45.745 Are you sad? 00:00:45.745 --> 00:00:48.799 - I'm Kelsey Darrah and I have everything 00:00:48.799 --> 00:00:49.425 and then she's like, 00:00:49.425 --> 00:00:51.061 but I'm not a comedienne. 00:00:51.061 --> 00:00:52.747 I'm not funny. 00:00:52.747 --> 00:00:54.514 - I'm just really stressed out right now. 00:00:54.514 --> 00:00:56.557 I've got like 28 videos to do 00:00:56.557 --> 00:00:59.393 and the white supremacy is still holding me back. 00:00:59.393 --> 00:01:02.397 We didn't get that answer to that question we asked, 00:01:02.397 --> 00:01:03.750 did we? 00:01:03.750 --> 00:01:04.482 No we didn't. 00:01:04.482 --> 00:01:06.420 - Can you believe that this person wrote that? 00:01:06.420 --> 00:01:07.945 I mean, I follow them on Twitter 00:01:07.945 --> 00:01:10.697 and they didn't follow me back. 00:01:10.697 --> 00:01:12.115 She'll either be shouting at you 00:01:12.115 --> 00:01:14.242 or talking where she's pretending to listen 00:01:14.242 --> 00:01:16.369 but she's not because she's on her phone. 00:01:16.369 --> 00:01:17.119 So I could be like, 00:01:17.119 --> 00:01:18.662 I'm going to space today 00:01:18.662 --> 00:01:20.072 and she'd be like, yeah. 00:01:20.072 --> 00:01:21.123 Of course, yeah. 00:01:21.123 --> 00:01:23.877 - Kelsey gets very aggressive. 00:01:23.877 --> 00:01:25.970 You don't understand what this costs. 00:01:25.970 --> 00:01:28.714 She like points and her fingers are like bullets. 00:01:28.714 --> 00:01:29.882 - When I see you stress out, 00:01:29.882 --> 00:01:33.764 you still smile just like in a really shady ass way like. 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:35.878 - So when you're fighting with Gabby, 00:01:35.878 --> 00:01:38.297 instead of being her normal boisterous self, 00:01:38.297 --> 00:01:40.977 she shuts down to make you feel very guilty 00:01:40.977 --> 00:01:42.896 and just sort of looks at the floor. 00:01:42.896 --> 00:01:47.175 Well, I guess I just didn't expect this to happen today. 00:01:47.175 --> 00:01:48.734 - You're like an old southern lady. 00:01:48.734 --> 00:01:50.486 You're like, what you did last night 00:01:50.486 --> 00:01:53.364 was totally fine by me but that's none of my business. 00:01:53.364 --> 00:01:54.314 Bless her heart. 00:01:54.314 --> 00:01:55.909 - I am so sick of this. 00:01:55.909 --> 00:01:58.270 I'm just over it. 00:01:58.270 --> 00:02:00.366 My hair is standing up. 00:02:00.366 --> 00:02:02.456 His hair literally stands up when he's stressed out. 00:02:02.456 --> 00:02:05.992 - If I criticize something that's in left field, 00:02:05.992 --> 00:02:07.962 she'll be like, okay so I'm a bad person. 00:02:07.962 --> 00:02:09.630 It becomes a very personal like, 00:02:09.630 --> 00:02:10.507 fine, you hate me. 00:02:10.507 --> 00:02:11.625 Everyone hates me. 00:02:11.625 --> 00:02:13.699 And it's like, nobody hates you. 00:02:13.699 --> 00:02:15.711 - We don't drink. 00:02:15.711 --> 00:02:16.172 - That's it. 00:02:16.172 --> 00:02:18.889 - Gabby hates admitting that she's drunk 00:02:18.889 --> 00:02:21.882 and I think she's so worried about losing control 00:02:21.882 --> 00:02:25.601 that you become boring. 00:02:26.351 --> 00:02:28.171 - Kelsey, I can't. 00:02:28.171 --> 00:02:29.093 I can't, Kelsey. 00:02:29.093 --> 00:02:30.402 And it's always like you're like, 00:02:30.402 --> 00:02:31.736 shots for everyone on me. 00:02:31.736 --> 00:02:32.268 No, I got this. 00:02:32.268 --> 00:02:33.112 Don't be ridiculous. 00:02:33.112 --> 00:02:35.938 - Allison becomes the best person I've ever met. 00:02:35.938 --> 00:02:37.700 She's just like everybody's best friend. 00:02:37.700 --> 00:02:39.076 Hey, how you doing? 00:02:39.076 --> 00:02:40.286 She's so funny. 00:02:40.286 --> 00:02:41.204 You can't leave me. 00:02:41.204 --> 00:02:41.943 Don't leave me. 00:02:41.943 --> 00:02:42.748 You can't leave me. 00:02:42.748 --> 00:02:43.516 Don't leave me. 00:02:43.516 --> 00:02:43.998 Are you leaving? 00:02:43.998 --> 00:02:44.572 You can't leave me. 00:02:44.572 --> 00:02:44.958 I love you. 00:02:44.958 --> 00:02:45.765 Don't leave me. 00:02:45.765 --> 00:02:47.626 - She'll be sitting down and we're having a nice dinner 00:02:47.626 --> 00:02:48.555 and she's like, I'm just going to have 00:02:48.555 --> 00:02:50.035 a couple glasses of wine, girl. 00:02:50.035 --> 00:02:50.964 It's going to be fine. 00:02:50.964 --> 00:02:52.789 Wine after wine and she's like, I love you. 00:02:52.789 --> 00:02:53.465 I love life. 00:02:53.465 --> 00:02:54.258 I'm doing so good. 00:02:54.258 --> 00:02:56.136 And literally, she'll put her head down. 00:02:56.136 --> 00:02:57.763 She'll just be like, oh my God, everything's great. 00:02:57.763 --> 00:02:59.671 She'll be like this and then be like augh. 00:02:59.671 --> 00:03:00.849 Fuck, I hate everything. 00:03:00.849 --> 00:03:02.428 I'm going to kill someone. 00:03:02.428 --> 00:03:04.124 - Last Christmas party, she was like this. 00:03:04.124 --> 00:03:05.727 She was doing a lot of this. 00:03:05.727 --> 00:03:07.104 You enjoy grabbing 00:03:07.104 --> 00:03:08.937 like grabbing by the hand a lot like that. 00:03:08.937 --> 00:03:09.736 - Yes, I do that. 00:03:09.736 --> 00:03:10.716 - And then like that. 00:03:10.716 --> 00:03:12.483 Yes. 00:03:14.603 --> 00:03:16.564 (laughing) 00:03:16.564 --> 00:03:19.582 - For someone who's so confident in their body 00:03:19.582 --> 00:03:21.953 and sexually expressive, 00:03:21.953 --> 00:03:22.794 no moves. 00:03:22.794 --> 00:03:24.288 - It's like an old person at a party. 00:03:24.288 --> 00:03:26.261 - Yeah, it's just like. 00:03:26.666 --> 00:03:29.002 - Chris likes to do this thing where he's like 00:03:29.710 --> 00:03:32.996 and he looks down and does this cute thing. 00:03:34.323 --> 00:03:36.759 - Like this like really intense 00:03:36.759 --> 00:03:38.052 and she won't let go for the whole song. 00:03:38.052 --> 00:03:39.766 She's just like. 00:03:40.682 --> 00:03:41.530 - Yeah. 00:03:41.530 --> 00:03:43.516 - One time, she was doing this 00:03:43.516 --> 00:03:45.042 to a Fifth Harmony song 00:03:45.042 --> 00:03:45.953 and then she just went, 00:03:45.953 --> 00:03:46.713 if you don't commit, 00:03:46.713 --> 00:03:47.562 what are you doing? 00:03:47.562 --> 00:03:50.035 - It's fun to know from other people 00:03:50.035 --> 00:03:52.358 what you do, I guess. 00:03:52.358 --> 00:03:54.183 - I never would have realized that's how I fight 00:03:54.183 --> 00:03:55.758 until you pointed it out to me. 00:03:55.758 --> 00:03:56.109 - Whatever. 00:03:56.109 --> 00:03:58.242 I like the way you do your weird shit 00:03:58.242 --> 00:03:59.990 because that's what makes you you. 00:03:59.990 --> 00:04:04.454 (light music)