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(rock music)

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- Hi!

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- What a nice place!

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What's that?

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- Oh, it's just the kid.

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This is your guncle Curly.

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- A Homosexual uncle, I like to suck--

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(guitar riff)

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- Kung Fu Panda 3?

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We'll take two for The Revenant.

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Glen!

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Hey, run down to the uh,

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corner store and get me
some toilet paper, will ya?

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Five more minutes.

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The park doesn't close!

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When I hand this behind
my back after I get in,

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okay, it's going to be fine, just--

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- You can't bring a kid in here.

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- Oh no that's not a kid,

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that's my cousin who has a very rare,

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uh, bone disorder.

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- That's a kid.

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- Gotta do something
with it or put it away.

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Hey no no no no!

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I said two parts removed,
what are you doing?

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Do you remember what I said?

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Next time kick him in the nuts,

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call him a (bleep) and run.

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(vomiting)

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It's just uh, bad sushi.

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Thank you, here hold this.

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Thank you. You too.