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- Hi, I'm Jen.

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- And I'm Ricky.

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- And welcome to the best of Buzzfeed!

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(screaming)

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- Dial it back!

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- Reel it in!

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- Wrap it up!

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(cheering)

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- How do you do this?

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This is so hard!

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- We are going to still do the things

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that we do every day.

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- Masturbate.

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- No, we are not fucking doing that.

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(laughs)

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(laughs)

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- [Jen] That was pretty funny.

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- We just watched some
of the funniest clips

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from the past two weeks of Buzzfeed,

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and I think we're gonna watch some more.

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We're gonna bring in some familiar faces

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that you might recognize,
and uh, come along!

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- It's gonna be one hell of a time.

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So Ricky and I are producers here,

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which means that we edit and craft

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a lot of the videos you see, and

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we sort of want to know
what you guys think.

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- Yeah, a lot of people actually think

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that we don't read the comments.

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But we do.

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- Oh, we do.

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- And then I cry myself to sleep.

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- You wanna read the first comment?

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- Yes.

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♫ Comment hunting, comment hunting

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♫ First ♫

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- So our first comment.

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- [Jen] This is a comment from the video

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Stuff Your Cat Does That Would

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Be Rude For Your Roommate To Do.

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It's from user name oVizions.

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- [Ricky] "I was gonna
make a chemistry joke,

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but all the good ones argon."

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- It's a pun, someone
made a chemistry pun.

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- Does anyone know what argon is--

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- Argon is an element.

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- Well, what kind of element?

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- [Jen] It's a gas.
- [Ricky] Ooh, it's a gas!

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- All right--

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- Oh, I get it.

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- The joke is "I was gonna
make a chemistry joke

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but all the good ones are a gas."

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- Regardless, you know what?

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- It's a pun, you know, it's a pun!

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The person that made this
comment ruined my life!

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- Yeah.

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This is actually from
a video I made, called

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People Who Are Afraid
Of Bees Play With Bees.

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And this comes from the
user John Glasscock.

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(laughs)

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- What does John Glasscock have to say?

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- I don't know, you tell me, Jen.

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- [Jen] "Next video: People
who are afraid of drowning

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drink water."

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- 58 upvotes.

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- Good word, old Glasscock.

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- Okay, all jokes aside,
great, funny comment.

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He's kinda making fun of us, fair enough.

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- Actually, you know what?

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If people who were afraid
of drowning drink water--

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- I wanna see that.

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- [Jen] Facing their fears.
- [Ricky] Yeah.

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- And quenching their thirst.

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- Wow.

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All right, wanna check
out the next comment?

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- [Jen] Yes.

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Please, hit me with the next comment.

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- [Ricky] This is from a video called

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The High Guys Decorate Cakes,

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and this comes from Toast.

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Whoever Toast is is so committed to toast.

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His avatar is toast.

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- [Jen] And his name is Toast.

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"I want Chris to smear
frosting on my toasted body."

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- I love it, I love it.

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- He is so committed to toast!

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- This is Toast.

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God, and I just see Toast
scrolling the Internet,

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like "God, there's gotta be

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a good toast comment for me today,"

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and then he stumbles upon cakes,

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he's like "this is me!"

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And then he, ba-doom-ba-doom-doom!

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- He's like "put that
frosting on my toast, Chris."

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- Yeah.

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- All right, well, I think
that's enough comments for now.

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We got some other cool stuff to do.

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- Speaking of cool shit, did you know

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that this actually isn't
me and Jen's apartment?

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This is a Buzzfeed set!

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Check it out.

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- What!

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- Oh my god, movie magic!

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- We don't actually even live together.

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- Yeah.

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What?

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- [Ricky] What?
- [Jen] What?

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- Next on the agenda, we're gonna go meet

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a Buzzfeed producer and pick their brains.

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(laughs)

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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- Let's go.

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Oh, God.

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Let's go boys.

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♫ Jen and Ricky ♫

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I have a pretty short--

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- Whoa!

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- Hi!

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- Oh hey, this is Caroline.

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She makes all the cool Nifty videos

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that you like on Facebook.

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- [Jen] Yeah.
- [Ricky] Bye, Caroline.

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- Bye, Caroline.

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- Cool, so uh, this is--

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They're shooting Lingerie
Through The Ages right now.

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What age is this?

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- I am the 18th century, a.k.a.

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when no one got laid, apparently.

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- Wow.

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- Hey, guys!

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- Hey!

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- What's up!

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- Hey, uh, do you wanna come back

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to our house and watch some clips?

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- Okay.

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- All right.

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- Hey, guys.

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- So, welcome to our lovely abode.

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- Thank you!

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- [Ricky] Safiya, in your opinion,

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what's the craziest Buzzfeed
video that you've ever made?

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- One time I made a video about auras.

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With like, a semi-crazy person.

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I did also make a lady
eat beauty products.

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- Those are fun.

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- No, I mean--

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- They're fine.

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- Yeah.

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- This one, however.

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- Is the craziest!

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- The craziest video.

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- We have a box of
unopened pads from 1975.

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It's a little, like, erotic?

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(laughs)

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In a weird way.

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Like, it has a hand on my
vagina, you know what I mean?

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- We can confirm, this is the
sexiest we've ever looked.

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- It's crazy to think
how period technology

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has improved, literally,
in the past few years

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versus, like, all of female history.

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- I should point out, I do love the phrase

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"period technology."

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(laughs)

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- Why did you make this video?

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- There's no handbook for
"the best thing for your body"

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you know what I mean?

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So you really have to rely
on other women's experiences.

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- So this is cool, because you're kind of

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taking part in writing the handbook

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for a newer generation of people.

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- Yes.

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Though if I were to recommend a book,

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The Care and Keeping of You--

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- I had that!

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- Yes!

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- [Safiya] Such a relevant book.

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It's The Care and Keeping Of You.

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- I didn't have that one.

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- The very, like, diverse cover.

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How well did this video do?

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- This video got, I think,
2.8 million views in one week.

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- That's amazing.

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- Kind of was a perfect storm of, like,

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ladylike, Ingrid Nilson, and periods, man,

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'cause we wanna talk about periods.

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- So, before we go on to
the next section, Saf,

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we just want to show you a fun--

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A cute little clip of you
when you were a baby intern.

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- Oh, no.

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♫ When they were interns ♫

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- And we just thought
it'd be fun to revisit.

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It's when you were in the
Charlie Charlie video.

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- I know what this is.

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I am so superstitious, I
don't know why I'm doing this.

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- Charlie Charlie, can we play?

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(screams)

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- No!

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Charlie Charlie, will you appear?

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(spooky music)

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- What?

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- I'm Charlie.

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- Hi.

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- Hi.

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(dramatic chord)

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No, I'm not possessed!

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- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

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- Great job.

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(laughs)

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- I'm gonna own up, that is actually

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exactly what I thought.

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I did think he was possessed
for about a half a second.

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I really did.
- [Ricky] Wow.

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- I consider myself an intelligent person,

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but that was not my, you
know, brightest moment.

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- Well, thank you for sharing
your intimate past with us!

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So on Buzzfeed, we also
love to make food videos,

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a.k.a. Tasty.

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So we're gonna watch the top Tasty videos

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of the past couple weeks,
with the High Guys!

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♫ Tasty bites ♫

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All right, let's bring out
Brandon from the High Guys!

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- Whoo!

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- Brandon!

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Hey, man.

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- Hey.

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- [Ricky] What's up, Brandon?

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- Hey.

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- [Jen] Welcome, welcome.

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- [Ricky] Come take a seat.

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- Please, join us, join us.

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(sighs)

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- Oh, this is nice.

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- All right, let's
watch some Tasty videos!

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Upside down banana cake.

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- [Brandon] Upside down.

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- [Safiya] Ooh, ripe bananas!

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- [Brandon] Ooh.

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- [Jen] That pretty yellow color.

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- That looks like--

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Ooh.

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- [Jen] Does it feel like "ooh"?

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- [Brandon] I wanna just rub that--

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That stuff looks like
it can go on my belly,

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on top and inside.

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Okay.

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- [Safiya] Wow, that looks great.

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- [Brandon] Cinnamon, what the heck?

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Oh, that's caramel!

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See, I like caramel, 'cause
I'm the same color as caramel.

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- [Ricky] Oh my god, a caramel man!

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- Exactly.

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Oh, God, Jesus Christ.

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- [Jen] It's beautiful.

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- [Brandon] Oh my god!

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- [Jen] Yeah, oh--

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(laughs)

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Whoa!

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- [Brandon] That's crazy.

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- [Safiya] That's beautiful.

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- [Brandon] This is the cake of gods.

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Banana gods.

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- [Jen] Oh my gosh.

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- [Safiya] Whoa, that looks beautiful!

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- [Jen] It does!

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- Oh my god.

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Wait, wait, pause this for a second!

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Can we just admire this beauty?

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- Where did the ice cream come from?

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- Ice cream, oh, lots of ice cream.

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- [Jen] This could be good--

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- [All] Oh!

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- [Ricky] Melting!

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- That was too sexual.

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- Tasty videos are--

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There's, like, a weird
sexual element sometimes.

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- Well, it's called
food porn for a reason.

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- Oh, that's right!

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- Dude, Tasty, the finest in food porn.

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- See, I'm fat, food porn is
like regular porn to me, so...

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- [Safiya] Pizza bombs!

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- [Brandon] Pizza bombs.

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Oh my god.

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- [Safiya] Oh, it's so cute.

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- Look at it, it looks like
a baby being delivered.

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- [Jen] Looks like a little ball.

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- [Brandon] Wow.

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- [Jen] Garlic, salt and
pepper, Italian seasoning.

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- [Brandon] Ooh! You do
that, like, too quick--

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- [Jen] You can baste that.

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Pizza bombs!

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- [All] Mmm.

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- [Brandon] Wait a minute,
look at that sauce.

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I wanna dip it in the sauce.

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- [Safiya] Yes!
- [Ricky] Yeah!

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- [Brandon] The, what is that?

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Is that cocktail--

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What is that?

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- [Jen] Marinara.

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- [Brandon] Marinara!
- [Jen] Whoa.

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- Yeah, I could definitely
eat 30 of those.

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"We're gonna show you the food!

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But you can't eat it.

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Ha ha ha."

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(laughs)

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- Okay, Brandon, so we're not cruel enough

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that we're gonna show you
a bunch of food videos

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without feeding you some awesome food.

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(gasps)

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- No way!

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Are you serious?

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Wait a minute, what?

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- That is food, that's real food.

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Hey, man.

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- You're a beautiful man.

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- Hey, you, you're dope.

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- Can we eat?

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Let's eat.

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Everybody grab a pizza bomb.

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Oh my god.

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- I thought you just--

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Did you put the whole thing in your mouth?

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- Yeah, whole one.

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- You ate one already?

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- Tastes like cheese and bread.

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(laughs)

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It takes like what Jesus would eat.

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- These are so good,
it's like my childhood

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wrapped up into one
little bun of awesomeness.

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- Are these carbs?

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Any carbs in there?

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(laughs)

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I can't eat carbs.

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(laughs)

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- The ultimate test is the
glamour shot at the end, right?

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- [Jen] Ooh yeah.

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- That's what I'm talking about.

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Slow-mo that, slow-mo that shit.

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- [Voiceover] Slow motion.

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- See, you see how Ricky ate that?

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That's how I eat hot
wings at a strip club.

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(laughs)

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Right down the middle!

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- So that's it for our show.

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- We hope you enjoyed it!

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- Yeah, Brandon, Safiya,
thanks for coming by.

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- Thanks for having us!

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- Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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- So we'll see you around next time!

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- Yeah.

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Thanks, everybody!

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- Bye!

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- For watching our show!

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Shout out to John Glasscock!

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- Who's that?

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- You'll find out.

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- Oh, you'll see.

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- [Brandon] Ooh.

