WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.979 --> 00:00:02.559 - Hide your daughters. 00:00:02.559 --> 00:00:04.218 Lock up your wives. 00:00:04.218 --> 00:00:06.975 The lesbians are coming to your town. 00:00:07.385 --> 00:00:12.385 (dramatic music) 00:00:12.681 --> 00:00:15.144 I'm Dr. Martin, and I'm here to tell you 00:00:15.144 --> 00:00:17.768 about the dangers of homosexuality. 00:00:17.768 --> 00:00:19.358 See these girls here? 00:00:19.358 --> 00:00:20.972 They look harmless enough. 00:00:20.972 --> 00:00:25.268 But what you can't see is they're all lesbians. 00:00:25.268 --> 00:00:27.635 Lesbians are seductresses who will sleep 00:00:27.635 --> 00:00:30.131 with other women by choice. 00:00:30.131 --> 00:00:33.429 I only sleep with my wife because I have to. 00:00:33.429 --> 00:00:36.546 They are dangerous creatures. 00:00:36.546 --> 00:00:38.206 Don't believe me? 00:00:38.206 --> 00:00:39.389 Take Mary here. 00:00:39.389 --> 00:00:41.503 Mary is a senior at Lincoln High School. 00:00:41.503 --> 00:00:44.846 Top of her class, editor of the year book, 00:00:44.846 --> 00:00:46.726 and the best darn softball player 00:00:46.726 --> 00:00:48.968 Lincoln High has ever seen. 00:00:48.968 --> 00:00:50.929 She teaches bible study after school 00:00:50.929 --> 00:00:52.125 and has never had a boyfriend 00:00:52.125 --> 00:00:55.190 because she's saving herself for the perfect man. 00:00:55.190 --> 00:00:58.323 The ideal daughter that would make any father proud. 00:00:59.323 --> 00:01:02.585 Today there is a new girl in school, Jenny. 00:01:02.585 --> 00:01:05.531 Out of the kindness of her heart, Mary will befriend Jenny. 00:01:05.531 --> 00:01:10.472 But what Mary doesn't know is Jenny is a lesbian. 00:01:10.472 --> 00:01:12.772 (dramatic music) 00:01:12.772 --> 00:01:13.804 - You must be the new girl. 00:01:13.804 --> 00:01:15.186 - Yeah, I'm Jenny. 00:01:15.186 --> 00:01:17.218 - It's so very nice to meet you. 00:01:17.218 --> 00:01:19.005 What are some things you do for fun, Jenny? 00:01:19.005 --> 00:01:20.319 - Play music. 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.625 - Music? Golly I love music, what kind? 00:01:23.625 --> 00:01:28.083 - Like Indie Rock, kinda like Tegan and Sara, Jenny Lewis. 00:01:28.083 --> 00:01:30.324 - Are those hip friends of yours? 00:01:30.324 --> 00:01:32.785 - No, they're just other musicians. 00:01:32.785 --> 00:01:36.501 - Oh my, never heard of women playing rock music before. 00:01:36.501 --> 00:01:38.682 I'd sure love to come hear you play some time. 00:01:38.682 --> 00:01:40.482 - Sure, yeah. 00:01:40.482 --> 00:01:43.583 - And just like that, the lesbian has managed 00:01:43.583 --> 00:01:45.764 to slither into Mary's life. 00:01:45.764 --> 00:01:48.435 Mary found herself researching rock music. 00:01:48.435 --> 00:01:50.896 Which has always been prohibited by her parents, 00:01:50.896 --> 00:01:52.730 and she would begin to act out. 00:01:52.730 --> 00:01:55.770 - But Mother in The Honeymooners when Ralph threatens Alice 00:01:55.770 --> 00:01:58.593 by saying, "To the moon", that's domestic violence, 00:01:58.593 --> 00:02:00.407 and no woman should stand for that. 00:02:00.407 --> 00:02:02.332 - [Voiceover] Mary was heading down a dark hole, 00:02:02.332 --> 00:02:04.865 and things were only getting worse. 00:02:04.865 --> 00:02:07.174 - I really just wanna be a writer after high school, 00:02:07.174 --> 00:02:09.283 but my father says I should just go to nursing school 00:02:09.283 --> 00:02:11.320 until I find a husband to support me. 00:02:11.320 --> 00:02:13.306 - Fuck that. Do what you want. 00:02:13.306 --> 00:02:17.044 - You can't use language like that. It's so raunchy. 00:02:17.044 --> 00:02:20.665 - I'm just saying, live your life, carpe diem, YOLO. 00:02:20.665 --> 00:02:22.701 - [Voiceover] The lesbian will continue to seduce 00:02:22.701 --> 00:02:24.566 your daughter with words of encouragement, 00:02:24.566 --> 00:02:27.048 and by treating them with respect. 00:02:28.238 --> 00:02:28.663 - Wow. 00:02:28.663 --> 00:02:31.020 - Sorry, I don't know what came over me. 00:02:31.020 --> 00:02:33.721 You really razz my berries, Jennifer. 00:02:34.061 --> 00:02:34.781 - Alright. 00:02:34.781 --> 00:02:38.716 - Once she gives into the temptation, there is no going back 00:02:38.716 --> 00:02:41.442 as lesbians are very attentive lovers who will commit 00:02:41.442 --> 00:02:44.324 to women for long periods of time. 00:02:44.324 --> 00:02:47.702 Lesbians live in a world of chaos and debauchery, 00:02:47.702 --> 00:02:50.598 and while Mary should be out at her school's football game 00:02:50.598 --> 00:02:53.645 supporting her team, instead she is in for the night 00:02:53.645 --> 00:02:56.060 making deep connections with Jenny and bonding 00:02:56.060 --> 00:02:59.740 over common interests, like a sick human being. 00:02:59.740 --> 00:03:02.399 It's quite a shame to see how quickly our young Mary 00:03:02.399 --> 00:03:05.247 was turned into a homosexual. 00:03:06.297 --> 00:03:08.403 - No, I was definitely gay the whole time. 00:03:08.403 --> 00:03:10.480 - [Voiceover] Yes that's was the lesbians are forcing you 00:03:10.480 --> 00:03:12.708 to say because you're still under their spell. 00:03:12.708 --> 00:03:14.161 - You can't turn someone gay. 00:03:14.161 --> 00:03:16.431 - Yeah, there been actual studies that people are born-- 00:03:16.431 --> 00:03:18.542 - I am no longer listening to either of you, 00:03:18.542 --> 00:03:20.587 and neither should you. 00:03:20.587 --> 00:03:22.639 Beware the lesbians. 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:27.639 (dramatic music) 00:03:29.878 --> 00:03:31.295 So... 00:03:31.295 --> 00:03:33.064 what are you doing after this? 00:03:35.731 --> 00:03:37.429 - It's here, it's here! 00:03:38.029 --> 00:03:41.127 - [All] It's here, it's here! 00:03:41.127 --> 00:03:42.727 - Get it, get it! 00:03:42.727 --> 00:03:44.361 - There, there! 00:03:44.361 --> 00:03:45.509 - I think they got it. Get it! 00:03:45.509 --> 00:03:46.778 - Yeah, you get it. 00:03:46.778 --> 00:03:47.599 - It's here.