WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.530 --> 00:00:02.178 - (both) OW! 00:00:05.403 --> 00:00:08.968 - Candy canes are kind of lame. 00:00:08.968 --> 00:00:10.326 - I like candy canes. 00:00:10.326 --> 00:00:11.807 - I'm very pro-candy cane. 00:00:11.807 --> 00:00:13.153 - I don't like hard things in my mouth. 00:00:13.153 --> 00:00:16.561 - I feel like they just taste old. They taste like the 70s. 00:00:16.561 --> 00:00:18.645 - You're gonna give us penis candy. 00:00:18.645 --> 00:00:21.134 - Like a curved penis candy cane. 00:00:21.871 --> 00:00:23.738 - I hope it's not salmon or something weird. 00:00:23.738 --> 00:00:25.368 - I'm getting earthiness from it. 00:00:25.368 --> 00:00:26.476 - Tastes like dirt. 00:00:26.476 --> 00:00:29.117 - Frappuccino? Actually, no. I would say a macchiato. 00:00:29.117 --> 00:00:29.901 - Tuna! 00:00:29.901 --> 00:00:30.950 - Oh..oh! 00:00:30.950 --> 00:00:32.455 - It's bacon! It's (bleep) bacon! 00:00:32.455 --> 00:00:35.417 - It tastes like the blandest bacon I've ever had. 00:00:35.417 --> 00:00:38.051 - It tastes like the flavor of gristle. 00:00:38.051 --> 00:00:39.805 - Is there pig in this? 00:00:39.805 --> 00:00:41.453 - I keep licking it but I don't like it. 00:00:43.233 --> 00:00:45.076 - It smells like the beach. 00:00:45.196 --> 00:00:47.043 - To me this smells like an airport hanger. 00:00:47.456 --> 00:00:50.494 - (Inaudible) 00:00:50.494 --> 00:00:52.067 - It doesn't taste like anything. 00:00:52.067 --> 00:00:52.821 - Wait for it. 00:00:52.821 --> 00:00:53.886 - Take it out of your mouth. 00:00:53.886 --> 00:00:55.293 - I don't want to get my hands sticky. 00:00:55.293 --> 00:00:57.641 - Ugh! Whoa! 00:00:57.641 --> 00:00:59.289 - This is a spicy one. 00:00:59.289 --> 00:01:03.071 - A big, red candy cane mixed with a jalapeno. 00:01:03.071 --> 00:01:04.911 - Is this a sriracha candy cane? 00:01:06.681 --> 00:01:08.391 - What kind of evil person did this? 00:01:08.391 --> 00:01:11.177 - Okay, whoever made this definitely is not Asian. 00:01:11.177 --> 00:01:13.143 - This is two things that I don't like 00:01:13.143 --> 00:01:15.044 teaming up to ruin my day. 00:01:15.924 --> 00:01:19.241 - Probably gonna be.. - Broccoli? 00:01:19.408 --> 00:01:20.484 - Lime? 00:01:20.484 --> 00:01:21.581 - It smells like feet. 00:01:21.581 --> 00:01:23.003 - Now I'm starting to get a flavor. 00:01:23.003 --> 00:01:24.183 - Yeah, it tastes like vomit to me. 00:01:24.183 --> 00:01:25.280 - Spearmint? 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:27.025 - If this is kale I'm going to smack someone. 00:01:27.025 --> 00:01:28.242 - It could be Brussels sprout. 00:01:28.242 --> 00:01:29.162 - Is it boogers? 00:01:29.162 --> 00:01:30.650 - Are you still on it? Jesus. - (laughter) 00:01:30.792 --> 00:01:32.715 - I'm trying to figure out what it is. 00:01:32.715 --> 00:01:33.469 - It's dill. - Oh. 00:01:33.469 --> 00:01:35.919 - Dill pickle. 00:01:35.919 --> 00:01:38.768 - Who is coming up with this nightmare? 00:01:38.768 --> 00:01:41.172 - I like the whole experience of a pickle. 00:01:41.172 --> 00:01:42.768 The crunch, the taste, the flavor. 00:01:42.768 --> 00:01:45.368 And this is just a fraction of the experience. 00:01:47.918 --> 00:01:49.285 - Smells like straight up foot. 00:01:49.285 --> 00:01:50.870 - (gagging) Yep, I got it. 00:01:50.870 --> 00:01:53.984 - Oh my God! 00:01:53.984 --> 00:01:55.588 - Ah, spicy! 00:01:55.588 --> 00:01:57.302 - Is it pizza? Is it pepperoni? 00:01:57.302 --> 00:02:00.502 - You're putting it back in you're mouth! 00:02:00.502 --> 00:02:02.996 - I want to know what it is! 00:02:02.996 --> 00:02:05.081 - Whoa. Whoa! 00:02:05.081 --> 00:02:06.249 - This is wasabi. 00:02:06.249 --> 00:02:08.251 - Which one is worse, wasabi or sriracha? 00:02:08.251 --> 00:02:09.923 - This one. - This one is way worse. 00:02:09.923 --> 00:02:11.218 - Wasabi is not that bad. 00:02:11.218 --> 00:02:11.999 - Wasabi is delicious. 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:16.033 - I think candy canes should remain as decorations 00:02:16.033 --> 00:02:18.263 and they should not be eaten if they 00:02:18.263 --> 00:02:20.062 are not flavored like mints. 00:02:20.062 --> 00:02:21.914 - I'm really scared to have one now. 00:02:21.914 --> 00:02:23.879 - They're fun to look at but I don't want them in my mouth. 00:02:23.879 --> 00:02:26.082 - You're a Scrooge. 00:02:26.082 --> 00:02:28.778 - Now candy canes are just one big dad joke. 00:02:28.778 --> 00:02:30.365 - Yeah, my body is like, 00:02:30.365 --> 00:02:32.381 " what did you put in me and why did you do it?" 00:02:32.381 --> 00:02:33.944 - That's what.. - Don't say it!