WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.357 (rock music) 00:00:01.357 --> 00:00:02.715 - [Eugene] These are too sticky! 00:00:02.715 --> 00:00:04.665 - I don't want excuses, I want results. 00:00:04.665 --> 00:00:06.742 (coughs loudly) 00:00:06.742 --> 00:00:08.413 It went down my mouth. 00:00:10.264 --> 00:00:12.453 We're gonna do the Boba Ball Shoot-Out. 00:00:12.453 --> 00:00:13.810 - [Eugene] For people who don't know what Boba is, 00:00:13.810 --> 00:00:16.992 it's a beautiful, delicious, caramelly ball of Tapioca. 00:00:16.992 --> 00:00:19.673 - The way it works is we're each gonna take our straw. 00:00:19.673 --> 00:00:22.076 I picked red because it rhymes with my name. 00:00:22.076 --> 00:00:24.410 - I picked purple because it rhymes with nurple. 00:00:24.410 --> 00:00:25.815 - You slurp the Boba. 00:00:25.815 --> 00:00:26.917 - You gotta put it this way. 00:00:26.917 --> 00:00:27.460 - Right, right. 00:00:27.460 --> 00:00:28.868 - You're gonna stab your face. 00:00:28.868 --> 00:00:30.179 - Yeah, I don't want to stab my tongue. 00:00:30.179 --> 00:00:32.025 You get some Boba in your shooter. 00:00:32.025 --> 00:00:33.081 Boom! 00:00:33.081 --> 00:00:35.205 - So if you get a Boba to stick on the glass it's one point, 00:00:35.205 --> 00:00:38.583 but if it's inside the corgi imprint it's five points. 00:00:38.583 --> 00:00:41.315 - We got one minute to score as many points as possible. 00:00:42.355 --> 00:00:44.240 I really want to just eat it right now. 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:44.916 - [Voiceover] You guys ready? 00:00:44.916 --> 00:00:45.356 - Yeah. 00:00:45.356 --> 00:00:46.017 - You ready? 00:00:46.017 --> 00:00:46.680 - I'm ready. 00:00:46.680 --> 00:00:48.479 - I'm ready to beat your ass, bitch. 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:50.149 - Oh, I'ma beat your ass. 00:00:51.139 --> 00:00:51.798 Bitch. 00:00:52.278 --> 00:00:55.159 - [Voiceover] Three, two, one. 00:00:55.159 --> 00:00:56.037 (beep) 00:00:57.947 --> 00:00:59.852 (blowing noises) 00:00:59.852 --> 00:01:01.047 - Alright, this is very difficult. 00:01:01.047 --> 00:01:02.045 These are too sticky. 00:01:02.045 --> 00:01:02.581 (ding) 00:01:02.581 --> 00:01:03.655 - [Ned] Oh, that's one. 00:01:03.655 --> 00:01:05.316 - [Eugene] This is what aliens' babies look like. 00:01:06.246 --> 00:01:07.728 Fuck, I keep swallowing them. 00:01:07.728 --> 00:01:08.517 (blowing noise) 00:01:08.517 --> 00:01:09.075 (ding) 00:01:09.075 --> 00:01:09.478 - Fuck yeah. 00:01:09.478 --> 00:01:10.768 - I'm totally kicking your ass. 00:01:12.788 --> 00:01:14.577 (blowing noises) 00:01:14.577 --> 00:01:15.793 (ding) 00:01:15.793 --> 00:01:18.132 (laughs) 00:01:18.132 --> 00:01:18.894 (blowing noises) 00:01:18.894 --> 00:01:19.847 (dings) 00:01:19.847 --> 00:01:21.556 (dings) 00:01:21.556 --> 00:01:22.615 (blowing noise) 00:01:22.615 --> 00:01:23.389 - Aw. 00:01:24.929 --> 00:01:25.803 - That sound is amazing. 00:01:25.803 --> 00:01:26.434 It's like a Mario. 00:01:26.434 --> 00:01:27.404 (game noises) 00:01:27.404 --> 00:01:27.958 What is that? 00:01:27.958 --> 00:01:28.504 That's pitiful. 00:01:28.504 --> 00:01:28.951 (blowing noises) 00:01:28.951 --> 00:01:29.528 (dings) 00:01:29.528 --> 00:01:30.298 Ah, there you go. 00:01:30.298 --> 00:01:31.128 - There we go, there we go. 00:01:31.128 --> 00:01:32.069 - Ah, you know what it is. 00:01:32.069 --> 00:01:34.693 (slurping noises) 00:01:34.693 --> 00:01:39.087 - [Voiceover] Five, four, three, two, one. 00:01:39.087 --> 00:01:39.544 - Yeah! 00:01:39.544 --> 00:01:40.425 (buzzing) 00:01:40.425 --> 00:01:42.726 - [Ned] Man, all my Boba's fell off. 00:01:42.726 --> 00:01:43.690 - Fucking killed it. 00:01:43.690 --> 00:01:44.584 For Asia! 00:01:44.584 --> 00:01:45.806 - [Ned] Nah bro, I fucking got way more-- 00:01:45.806 --> 00:01:46.535 - [Eugene] I nailed it. 00:01:46.535 --> 00:01:47.128 - [Ned] on there than you did. 00:01:47.128 --> 00:01:48.474 - [Eugene] I still have four up there, you got two. 00:01:48.474 --> 00:01:50.171 - That's just because I have more saliva. 00:01:50.171 --> 00:01:52.075 - Look at our piles, look at our piles that we're all done. 00:01:52.075 --> 00:01:53.433 Mine's way more. 00:01:53.433 --> 00:01:55.371 - [Ned] I got more, I got way more. 00:01:55.371 --> 00:01:57.019 (blowing noise) 00:01:57.019 --> 00:01:57.633 Alright. 00:01:57.633 --> 00:01:58.730 - Nice rebuttal. 00:01:58.730 --> 00:01:59.477 - I guess you won. 00:01:59.477 --> 00:02:00.335 - [Eugene] Boba fight. 00:02:00.335 --> 00:02:01.695 (blowing noise) 00:02:01.695 --> 00:02:02.212 - No. 00:02:02.212 --> 00:02:03.248 (laughs loudly) 00:02:03.248 --> 00:02:04.915 - [Eugene] Put it down, put it down, put it down. 00:02:06.895 --> 00:02:08.895 If this was Golden Eye, you'd be dead. 00:02:08.895 --> 00:02:09.894 Bo-bye. 00:02:13.704 --> 00:02:14.788 (blowing noises) 00:02:14.788 --> 00:02:16.500 (laughs)