WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.655 (boom) - It's more delicious 00:00:00.655 --> 00:00:01.468 than pot. 00:00:01.468 --> 00:00:03.813 Nobody likes the taste of pot. 00:00:03.813 --> 00:00:04.825 And if you say you do, - Whoa. 00:00:04.825 --> 00:00:05.766 - [Kelsey] you lying (dramatic music) 00:00:05.766 --> 00:00:06.672 and you're stoned. 00:00:06.672 --> 00:00:09.220 And open your goddamn eyes and have a drink. 00:00:09.220 --> 00:00:10.045 - Look, we all like to 00:00:10.045 --> 00:00:11.863 unwind here and there. (light music) 00:00:11.863 --> 00:00:12.960 Booze. Weed. 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:14.446 Who says you can't have 'em both? 00:00:14.446 --> 00:00:15.119 I'm saying that. 00:00:15.119 --> 00:00:16.936 You really should not have them both. 00:00:16.936 --> 00:00:18.284 I do not recommend it. 00:00:18.284 --> 00:00:19.352 Booze versus weed. 00:00:19.352 --> 00:00:20.560 Please party responsibly. 00:00:20.560 --> 00:00:21.414 It's debatable. 00:00:21.414 --> 00:00:23.057 (dramatic patriotic music) 00:00:27.428 --> 00:00:28.523 - My name is Maci (soft dramatic music) 00:00:28.523 --> 00:00:29.995 and I love to get drunk. 00:00:29.995 --> 00:00:32.417 - My name is Yessica and I smoke weed everyday. 00:00:32.417 --> 00:00:34.657 - I'm Kelsey, I'm an alcoholic. 00:00:34.657 --> 00:00:35.633 - I'm for weed. 00:00:35.633 --> 00:00:37.874 - My name's Robin and I have fun when I'm drunk. 00:00:37.874 --> 00:00:40.916 - I'm Chris and I'm 420 Friendly. 00:00:40.916 --> 00:00:42.859 (dramatic music) 00:00:42.859 --> 00:00:45.874 - [Kelsey] Being drunk is simply way more fun 00:00:45.874 --> 00:00:47.314 than being high. 00:00:47.314 --> 00:00:49.172 - If there's someone I'm intimidated by 00:00:49.172 --> 00:00:50.402 or I'm attracted to, 00:00:50.402 --> 00:00:52.441 I'm more likely to talk to them and 00:00:52.441 --> 00:00:54.089 engage in conversation if I'm drunk. 00:00:54.089 --> 00:00:55.389 - Champagne. 00:00:55.389 --> 00:00:57.014 Margaritas. 00:00:57.014 --> 00:00:58.663 Moscow Mules. 00:00:58.663 --> 00:00:59.892 There's none of that with weed. 00:00:59.892 --> 00:01:00.904 - Ooh, child. 00:01:00.904 --> 00:01:03.049 - There's like and activeness when you're drunk. 00:01:03.049 --> 00:01:05.398 You know, like you love everybody and you make friends. 00:01:05.398 --> 00:01:06.861 And like, pot doesn't make you do that. 00:01:06.861 --> 00:01:09.136 Pot makes you go, "Should we go to In-N-Out?" 00:01:09.136 --> 00:01:12.085 - Almost all of my best, most favorite memories 00:01:12.085 --> 00:01:13.205 happened when I was drunk. 00:01:13.205 --> 00:01:15.325 - Yeah, you can get drunk anywhere whereas 00:01:15.325 --> 00:01:16.791 if you want to smoke weed and get stoned, 00:01:16.791 --> 00:01:18.311 you kind of have to go to a private area and 00:01:18.311 --> 00:01:20.162 hope you don't get interrupted. 00:01:20.162 --> 00:01:23.861 - You can go and do a speech or something like that 00:01:23.861 --> 00:01:25.140 that you were really nervous about. 00:01:25.140 --> 00:01:27.346 - Do you do speeches drunk? 00:01:27.346 --> 00:01:28.739 - I've seen you drunk. 00:01:28.739 --> 00:01:29.466 - [Blonde Girl] Yeah. - [Kelsey] And you're a 00:01:29.466 --> 00:01:30.290 fun drunk. 00:01:30.290 --> 00:01:30.801 - [Blonde Girl] Yeah. 00:01:30.801 --> 00:01:31.379 You should see me - [Kelsey] You're a 00:01:31.379 --> 00:01:32.050 - [Blonde Girl] high. - [Kelsey] fun drunk. 00:01:32.050 --> 00:01:34.256 - I guarantee you would spend less on wine 00:01:34.256 --> 00:01:35.463 then you would on - [Yessica] Whoa. 00:01:35.463 --> 00:01:36.133 - [Maci] an ounce of weed. 00:01:36.133 --> 00:01:39.093 - Pot is so expensive. 00:01:39.093 --> 00:01:41.214 - Oh shut your mouth. 00:01:41.214 --> 00:01:42.468 This is not even an argument. 00:01:42.468 --> 00:01:43.722 - In today's day and age, 00:01:43.722 --> 00:01:47.251 you could probably get two grams for $25. 00:01:47.251 --> 00:01:50.130 And that will like smoke you out for like two weeks. 00:01:50.130 --> 00:01:51.175 You and your friends. 00:01:51.175 --> 00:01:52.429 - Drunk Yessica, 00:01:52.429 --> 00:01:54.317 I start texting people, 00:01:54.317 --> 00:01:56.391 my Snapchats get all sloppy, 00:01:56.391 --> 00:01:58.550 I start doing the thing that every one girl does 00:01:58.550 --> 00:02:00.137 when you do this with your drink. 00:02:00.137 --> 00:02:01.484 (laughing) Why do I do that? 00:02:01.484 --> 00:02:03.318 - When I'm stoned I'm very paranoid. 00:02:03.318 --> 00:02:05.431 My concept of time is completely skewed. 00:02:05.431 --> 00:02:07.126 I don't know if I'm making any sense. 00:02:07.126 --> 00:02:08.566 - So, the last time that I got high, 00:02:08.566 --> 00:02:11.398 I laid in bed for about seven hours convinced that 00:02:11.398 --> 00:02:13.449 I was actually dead. 00:02:13.449 --> 00:02:15.701 It was torturous. 00:02:15.701 --> 00:02:17.815 - Trust me girl, I have been there. 00:02:17.815 --> 00:02:20.695 I've actually called the cops and be like, 00:02:20.695 --> 00:02:21.740 "I think I'm dying." 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:22.581 It was fine. (laughing) 00:02:22.581 --> 00:02:23.875 - She's pro weed. 00:02:23.875 --> 00:02:25.797 (dramatic music) 00:02:25.797 --> 00:02:27.343 - [Chris] It's meditative. 00:02:27.343 --> 00:02:28.458 It's calming. 00:02:28.458 --> 00:02:29.503 There's a connection. 00:02:29.503 --> 00:02:31.244 - I think a lot of problems would be solved 00:02:31.244 --> 00:02:32.987 if people just smoked a joint, 00:02:32.987 --> 00:02:34.518 set around a campfire and talked about 00:02:34.518 --> 00:02:35.359 the world problems. 00:02:35.359 --> 00:02:38.470 - The thing is is that you have same experiences 00:02:38.470 --> 00:02:39.203 when you're high-- 00:02:39.203 --> 00:02:39.682 - [Kelsey] No! 00:02:39.682 --> 00:02:40.663 - [Blonde Girl] Yes. - [Kelsey] No. 00:02:40.663 --> 00:02:41.370 - [Blonde Girl] Wait. - [Kelsey] Nope. 00:02:41.370 --> 00:02:44.760 - When you are a marijuana smoker and you meet 00:02:44.760 --> 00:02:46.315 another marijuana smoker, 00:02:46.315 --> 00:02:47.426 there is a hit off (snaps) 00:02:47.426 --> 00:02:50.667 that happens that is like no other. 00:02:50.667 --> 00:02:52.432 - You don't have to smoke weed out of a joint. 00:02:52.432 --> 00:02:53.756 You smoke weed out of a pipe. 00:02:53.756 --> 00:02:55.311 You can do it out of a bong. 00:02:55.311 --> 00:02:56.890 You can put it in a brownie. 00:02:56.890 --> 00:02:58.353 - Since smoking weed, 00:02:58.353 --> 00:03:00.861 I have stopped wanting to drink soda, 00:03:00.861 --> 00:03:02.695 drink any sort of like artificial things. 00:03:02.695 --> 00:03:05.063 I'm more into like all-natural healthier things 00:03:05.063 --> 00:03:05.945 to put into my body. 00:03:05.945 --> 00:03:06.944 - ' Cause you're a hippy now. 00:03:06.944 --> 00:03:07.965 - It's about music. 00:03:07.965 --> 00:03:09.335 It's about love. 00:03:09.335 --> 00:03:12.005 It's about talking about bigger ideas. 00:03:12.005 --> 00:03:14.961 - Weed makes you get to know who you are inside. 00:03:14.961 --> 00:03:17.515 - I'm so confident that when I get high 00:03:17.515 --> 00:03:19.086 I start thinking about shit that I shouldn't be 00:03:19.086 --> 00:03:20.363 thinking about like, 00:03:20.363 --> 00:03:23.157 what is making my lungs go up and down right now? 00:03:23.157 --> 00:03:25.064 - It's like bringing a bottle of wine, 00:03:25.064 --> 00:03:26.526 but in the 21st century. 00:03:26.526 --> 00:03:29.359 You come and you bring some bud for everyone, 00:03:29.359 --> 00:03:31.449 and everyone enjoys each others bud. 00:03:31.449 --> 00:03:33.980 And you're like, "Mm. This is some great 00:03:33.980 --> 00:03:35.071 "quality bud. 00:03:35.071 --> 00:03:35.814 "Where did you buy it?" 00:03:35.814 --> 00:03:36.855 - I stopped smoking weed for awhile 00:03:36.855 --> 00:03:38.252 and then got high for the first time, 00:03:38.252 --> 00:03:40.579 and then I had sex it was like... 00:03:40.579 --> 00:03:42.355 - See, I just didn't know what was going on. 00:03:42.355 --> 00:03:43.609 I was like, "How long am I taking? 00:03:43.609 --> 00:03:45.594 "Is it three hours or is it 30 seconds?" 00:03:45.594 --> 00:03:47.057 - You felt like you were dying. 00:03:47.057 --> 00:03:48.938 There are people that actually die when 00:03:48.938 --> 00:03:50.356 they drink a lot of alcohol. 00:03:50.356 --> 00:03:51.470 - Weed is better. 00:03:51.470 --> 00:03:52.887 It doesn't cause you to die. 00:03:52.887 --> 00:03:54.303 It doesn't cause you to drive drunk. 00:03:54.303 --> 00:03:56.115 You're like, "Mm, I think I'm just gonna stay here, dude." 00:03:56.115 --> 00:03:59.017 - I don't think you go, "Yeah, alcohol culture's 00:03:59.017 --> 00:03:59.900 "about love." 00:03:59.900 --> 00:04:01.038 I don't think that's the case. 00:04:01.038 --> 00:04:03.893 - The reason bars sell alcohol is because 00:04:03.893 --> 00:04:07.330 you have to be drunk to be around sweaty horny strangers 00:04:07.330 --> 00:04:09.303 who are like, "I'm gonna like your feet 00:04:09.303 --> 00:04:10.464 "and not call you tomorrow." 00:04:10.464 --> 00:04:11.765 - What fucking bars 00:04:11.765 --> 00:04:13.831 are you going to? (laughing) 00:04:13.831 --> 00:04:15.544 (dramatic music) 00:04:17.221 --> 00:04:18.196 - [Kelsey] You do shit. 00:04:18.196 --> 00:04:19.443 You talk to more people. 00:04:19.443 --> 00:04:21.231 It's like a being on cocaine without actually 00:04:21.231 --> 00:04:22.764 having to do cocaine. 00:04:22.764 --> 00:04:23.467 - [Robin] I like to dance. 00:04:23.467 --> 00:04:24.628 I like hugs. 00:04:24.628 --> 00:04:26.091 And I like to do it all when I'm drunk. 00:04:26.091 --> 00:04:27.819 - I do all those things stoned. 00:04:27.819 --> 00:04:31.104 - I personally am a better, more fun person 00:04:31.104 --> 00:04:31.991 when I'm drunk. 00:04:31.991 --> 00:04:33.245 - It's not a city of love, 00:04:33.245 --> 00:04:34.360 but when you're high, 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:35.575 it will be. (laughing) 00:04:35.575 --> 00:04:37.157 (dramatic music) 00:04:40.834 --> 00:04:41.424 - What? 00:04:41.424 --> 00:04:41.974 What? - [Blonde Girl] James and the 00:04:41.974 --> 00:04:43.932 Giant Peach when you're high and tell me-- 00:04:43.932 --> 00:04:45.033 - They're all spider ladies. 00:04:45.033 --> 00:04:46.031 Are you kidding me? 00:04:46.031 --> 00:04:47.666 That thing is freaky as hell. 00:04:47.666 --> 00:04:49.611 (dramatic patriotic music)