WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.488 - My eyelashes look like whiskers. 00:00:02.488 --> 00:00:04.439 I would say I'm lookin' like I'm about 00:00:04.439 --> 00:00:06.823 to go out for an audition to Cats right now. 00:00:06.823 --> 00:00:10.654 (upbeat electronic music) 00:00:10.654 --> 00:00:12.259 So we've been dating almost four years 00:00:12.259 --> 00:00:15.277 and we also have been living together for two years. 00:00:15.277 --> 00:00:17.437 - We've been dating for a year and a half. 00:00:17.437 --> 00:00:18.760 We do not live together. 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:21.175 - To me, she seems like the quintessential morning person. 00:00:21.175 --> 00:00:22.289 - I hate mornings. 00:00:22.289 --> 00:00:25.454 I have like a 6:50 alarm, a 6:55 alarm, 00:00:25.454 --> 00:00:27.219 and a 7:02 alarm. 00:00:27.219 --> 00:00:29.889 - I go to a boot camp class and then I go back 00:00:29.889 --> 00:00:31.027 to the townhouse. 00:00:31.027 --> 00:00:33.674 - Uh, okay, but you're forgetting a couple things. 00:00:33.674 --> 00:00:35.624 I've caught you several times sitting 00:00:35.624 --> 00:00:37.598 in your car eating chips. 00:00:37.598 --> 00:00:39.386 I think she does it enough that she should consider 00:00:39.386 --> 00:00:40.988 that part of her schedule. 00:00:40.988 --> 00:00:44.076 - And then I put a spoonful of coconut oil in my mouth. 00:00:44.076 --> 00:00:45.353 - It doesn't do anything! 00:00:45.353 --> 00:00:47.536 - No, it does, it's called oil pulling. 00:00:47.536 --> 00:00:49.790 It's good for teeth whitening and battling cavities 00:00:49.790 --> 00:00:51.295 and general -- - [Man] You have more cavities 00:00:51.295 --> 00:00:52.644 than I have, though. 00:00:52.644 --> 00:00:54.339 - Well, I just started doing this. 00:00:54.339 --> 00:00:55.175 - There you go. 00:00:55.175 --> 00:00:56.730 - I like keeping things simple and easy. 00:00:56.730 --> 00:01:00.190 - She's like the fast food drive-thru method of makeup. 00:01:00.190 --> 00:01:00.933 - Yeah. 00:01:00.933 --> 00:01:02.907 - Convenience, consistency. 00:01:02.907 --> 00:01:04.494 - I don't do my makeup until I get to work. 00:01:05.962 --> 00:01:06.746 - Nice! 00:01:11.697 --> 00:01:13.949 - I think I got the shit end of the bargain. 00:01:13.949 --> 00:01:16.087 Your morning is just harder in every way. 00:01:21.339 --> 00:01:23.383 I don't know how I'm gonna, I may just die. 00:01:23.383 --> 00:01:25.239 (fast-paced percussive music) 00:01:25.239 --> 00:01:27.236 - I don't really know why I would use coconut oil. 00:01:27.236 --> 00:01:29.581 I think I have pretty good oral hygiene already. 00:01:29.581 --> 00:01:32.809 - I just pulled in to my 6:10 a.m. class. 00:01:32.809 --> 00:01:34.746 (fast-paced electronic music) 00:01:34.746 --> 00:01:36.156 It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. 00:01:36.156 --> 00:01:38.080 It was like I was too tired to feel tired, 00:01:38.080 --> 00:01:39.148 if that makes any sense. 00:01:39.148 --> 00:01:40.657 - I didn't look up how much coconut oil 00:01:40.657 --> 00:01:41.818 I was supposed to put in my mouth, 00:01:41.818 --> 00:01:43.311 but here we go, this is what it looks like. 00:01:43.311 --> 00:01:45.092 That looks really, really gross. 00:01:46.862 --> 00:01:48.523 (mumbles) 00:01:48.523 --> 00:01:51.681 - Got my bag of chips, soda. 00:01:51.681 --> 00:01:53.817 It's crazy to me to think that eating junk food 00:01:53.817 --> 00:01:56.859 right after working out is like part of her routine, 00:01:56.859 --> 00:01:58.333 but it's kinda satisfying. 00:02:00.962 --> 00:02:04.236 So Jen left me a little surprise: makeup. 00:02:04.236 --> 00:02:06.604 Blush, am I supposed to wet this? 00:02:06.604 --> 00:02:08.090 This is something I never even noticed, 00:02:08.090 --> 00:02:10.180 so I don't really know what I'm trying to replicate here. 00:02:10.180 --> 00:02:10.880 Okay. 00:02:12.163 --> 00:02:13.742 Holy shit, that's a lot. 00:02:15.506 --> 00:02:17.155 You do like a dab dab dab. 00:02:18.700 --> 00:02:21.556 I look like a Bond villain right now. 00:02:21.556 --> 00:02:23.821 - It didn't taste that bad, kinda liked it. 00:02:23.821 --> 00:02:25.562 - Okay, now we've got liner. 00:02:25.562 --> 00:02:27.536 She put "above lashes." 00:02:27.536 --> 00:02:29.533 (bleep) was I supposed to? 00:02:29.533 --> 00:02:31.762 - I'm gonna brush my teeth because it was really sweet. 00:02:31.762 --> 00:02:33.480 My mom taught me that if you eat anything sugar, 00:02:33.480 --> 00:02:34.827 you've gotta brush your teeth. 00:02:34.827 --> 00:02:37.682 - So I missed, where's like the magic makeup eraser? 00:02:37.682 --> 00:02:38.983 That's what I need right now. 00:02:38.983 --> 00:02:41.094 (upbeat country music) 00:02:41.094 --> 00:02:43.648 - I was surprised with how thick coconut oil is. 00:02:43.648 --> 00:02:46.504 - It gets thicker 'cause it's like takin' up the toxins 00:02:46.504 --> 00:02:47.966 from your mouth. - [Man] Really? 00:02:47.966 --> 00:02:49.364 - [Woman] Yeah! - [Man] Okay, I had no idea 00:02:49.364 --> 00:02:50.472 what I was doing with that thing. 00:02:50.472 --> 00:02:51.317 It was delicious, though. 00:02:51.317 --> 00:02:53.493 - When I first saw him, I couldn't stop laughing. 00:02:53.493 --> 00:02:55.621 - I just felt ashamed and embarrassed 00:02:55.621 --> 00:02:56.782 walking out of the bathroom. 00:02:56.782 --> 00:02:57.517 She was waiting 00:02:57.517 --> 00:02:58.586 for me. - [Woman] Steve was like, 00:02:58.586 --> 00:02:59.328 "Do not look at me." 00:02:59.328 --> 00:03:00.597 - I tried to write an e-mail for work 00:03:00.597 --> 00:03:02.061 and it just was like, this is gibberish. 00:03:02.061 --> 00:03:05.776 And soon I had to take a nap, at like 9:15. 00:03:05.776 --> 00:03:07.726 - The amount of time I had to do everything 00:03:07.726 --> 00:03:08.810 was really satisfying. 00:03:08.810 --> 00:03:10.268 - I think that there's definitely something 00:03:10.268 --> 00:03:11.705 I've learned from this, where there's like 00:03:11.705 --> 00:03:13.109 other good things you can extract 00:03:13.109 --> 00:03:14.159 from other people's routines. 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:16.239 Like, for instance, the coconut oil seems like a good thing. 00:03:16.239 --> 00:03:18.778 - That is a huge concession, because he hated 00:03:18.778 --> 00:03:20.018 that coconut oil. 00:03:20.018 --> 00:03:21.612 - Well, I hate it 'cause I can't talk to Sophia 00:03:21.612 --> 00:03:23.306 so here's the solution: We do it at the same time. 00:03:23.306 --> 00:03:25.071 - It's definitely a weird feeling to just like 00:03:25.071 --> 00:03:27.601 start eating junk food immediately after like having 00:03:27.601 --> 00:03:29.436 one of the hardest workouts of your life. 00:03:29.436 --> 00:03:31.627 But it was also really satisfying too.