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- No offense, but air quality
in China is not great.

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People are actually buying
bottled Canadian air

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for big bucks.

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LA air is crap too.

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We've got a natural-gas leak
that won't be fixed for months.

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People here love to be organic AF,

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so I've come up with an ingenious
product for LA citizens:

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artisanal air,

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fresh, organic, single-sourced.

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Take a whiff;

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you deserve it.

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- Oh, you wanna sit in that chair?

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Cool, me too.

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Actually I don't like sharing.

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Get the (beeping) out of my chair.

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(cat meowing)

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- It's the new year.

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I wanna be eating more vegetables.

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I want them to be super-colorful;

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so I came to a grilled cheese place

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to make the most colorful
grilled cheese sandwich

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I could ever make.

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- [Man] We'll start with red peppers.

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Ah! Carrot slaw, carrot slaw.

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American cheese?
- [Lynn] Yeah!

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Arugula?

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- [Lynn] Root for spice?

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- [Eric] Is it possible
- [Lynn] Do you...

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In the world of food?
But you have blue cheese.

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What we do is we make
a blue-cheese spread.

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(sizzling)

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- [Lynn] What just happened here?

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I asked for vegetables.

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I got a grilled cheese sandwich.

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- That happens around me.

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- [Lynn] This is the pot of
gold at the end of the rainbow.

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So for those of you trying to
eat more vegetables in 2016,

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I highly recommend doing
it in grilled-cheese form.

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- [Man] Gavon, was today
a good day or bad day?

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- Oh!

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It was a good day!

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- [Man] Why?

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- Well first of all, North Korea claims

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they tested an H-bomb,
but I'm not convinced

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it's anything other than
a viral promotional stunt

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for the next Godzilla movie.

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There was a press conference in Oregon

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by a Native American tribe

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who thought it was pretty rich

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that all of these white
European dudes in beards

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are claiming they are the
original owners of the land.

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Also there's a big puddle in England

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that everybody's freaking out about.

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So all in all, a banner day.

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- [Man] (laughing)

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