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(loud buzzing)

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(high intensity music)

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- I'm on board with this.

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- God damn it.

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(buzzing)

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- Oh, can I not even do that?

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- I mean, it just leaves me mouth, right?

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- [Man] Feel like I'm gonna hurt myself.

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(blowing air)

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- Nope, that didn't work. (giggling)

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- [Man] Easy.

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(breathing heavily)

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- It just doesn't make any sense.

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(squirting, laughing)

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- Oh, okay.

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- [Man] Get it, get it, just go for it!

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Go for it, kid!

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Touchdown!

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(spitting)

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(snorting, coughing)

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- (gurgling) Mmm.

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- That coffee is in the cup.

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Let's get some creamer.

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Boom!

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(spitting)

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(slurping)

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Ah, a little cold.

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(upbeat music)

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(techno music)

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♫ Junk food cocktails ♫

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♫ Just wanted to let you know

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♫ You're sexy

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♫ As fuck ♫

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- [Voiceover] Gavon, was
today a good day or bad day?

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(fast paced music)

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- It was a terrible day.

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- [Voiceover] Why?

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- Because the White
House is casting doubts

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on North Korea's claim that it detonated

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an H bomb so the only way to get to the

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bottom of this is to send
basketball ambassador

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Dennis Rodman over there, but if in fact

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there was a nuclear bomb
detonated over there

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he may become irradiated and turn into

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a giant man-eating worm.

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Humanity is doomed.

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(upbeat, bouncy music)