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- [Voiceover] What is it?

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- [Voiceover] An extremely sick cat.

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- What's up guys, my name
is Curly and I am obsessed

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with my ratings score
on Uber as a passenger.

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So we're gonna ask a bunch of drivers

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what they find annoying
so that I can make sure

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to avoid those things so
I can keep that score.

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What would you say would
make you rate somebody

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less than a five?

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- Sometimes people might
get in and they're drunk

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and they're demanding
and they just want me

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to do exactly what they wanna do.

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That's probably the most annoying thing.

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- Do you ever get people
that get your face

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or touch you or kind of do too much?

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- No, they can tell that
I'll slap fuck out of them.

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(laughs)

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- Especially when they're
drunk, they're drinking

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and they don't know where they're going.

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They tell you to use Waze

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while I have Google here.

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Waze is sometime in rush
hour is more difficult.

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- I'm honestly fine with wet or dry food,

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I just like playing hard to feed.

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- Echo friendly!

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Ones.

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- Just don't be a backseat driver.

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- And being demanding,
I think that's rude.

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Because there's a way to talk to people.

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- Drunk customers they don't
know where they're going

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are sometime, whatever
they're saying they won't

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make a sense, you know?

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- Just give us a tip and
they say it'll charge.

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- [Voiceover] Cavon Laessig,
good day or bad day?

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- It was a great day.

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- [Voiceover] Why?

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- Started out with the main governer

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giving a press conference apologizing

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for really dumb things he
said that were pretty racist

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and then digging the hole deeper.

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Beyonce keeps popping up everywhere.

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She is going to be in the
Super Bowl halftime show,

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and she's also on the Channing
Tatum lip-sync battle,

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that was a big deal.

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I'm so out of breath,
everything's so exciting.

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Manatees are on the rebound.

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it's true, they're no longer endangered.

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Also, great jobs numbers.

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I'm just so winded
right now, and so happy.