WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

00:00:00.133 --> 00:00:01.897
- Buckfast sounds serious.

00:00:01.897 --> 00:00:04.138
- Like something you would
call someone you don't like.

00:00:04.138 --> 00:00:05.577
- I kind of feel as though
it's really going to

00:00:05.577 --> 00:00:07.040
fuck you up. Like really quickly.

00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:11.702
(music playing)

00:00:12.914 --> 00:00:14.620
- It looks really cheap.

00:00:14.620 --> 00:00:17.976
- It's like a little monastery here.

00:00:17.976 --> 00:00:18.997
- And it's made by monks,

00:00:18.997 --> 00:00:21.633
so it's good for the soul and the body.

00:00:21.633 --> 00:00:23.571
- Tonic wine. I don't
know even what that means.

00:00:23.571 --> 00:00:25.835
- It feels like when they
came up with the label,

00:00:25.835 --> 00:00:27.054
I don't know how long ago,

00:00:27.054 --> 00:00:28.319
they just never changed it.

00:00:28.319 --> 00:00:29.817
- High caffeine content.

00:00:29.817 --> 00:00:31.198
Contains sulfites.

00:00:31.198 --> 00:00:33.195
This sounds so healthy.

00:00:33.195 --> 00:00:35.899
- So here we go.

00:00:35.899 --> 00:00:38.094
That is not a nice color.

00:00:38.094 --> 00:00:39.440
(gag)

00:00:46.073 --> 00:00:48.519
- It's hard to relax my face after that.

00:00:48.519 --> 00:00:49.988
(coughing)

00:00:50.098 --> 00:00:52.965
- That was really thick
and like cough syrup-y

00:00:52.965 --> 00:00:55.020
- It's cough syrup, mixed
with black carrot juice.

00:00:55.020 --> 00:00:55.798
- It's not that bad

00:00:55.798 --> 00:00:56.854
- I like this.

00:00:56.854 --> 00:00:57.840
- I really like that.

00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.338
That is like a really nice kind of port.

00:00:59.338 --> 00:01:00.882
- It kind of tastes like Christmas,

00:01:00.882 --> 00:01:03.297
like spices, and fruit cake.

00:01:03.297 --> 00:01:04.679
- It tastes like bad sangria.

00:01:04.679 --> 00:01:05.898
- You've got Jägermeister,

00:01:05.898 --> 00:01:07.558
and you put, like, red wine in it.

00:01:07.558 --> 00:01:09.996
Then let it out for like six days.

00:01:09.996 --> 00:01:11.679
- The fact that it has caffeine in it,

00:01:11.679 --> 00:01:13.478
I feel this would have
been the vodka Redbull

00:01:13.478 --> 00:01:14.778
for 40 years ago.

00:01:14.778 --> 00:01:16.403
- I didn't taste the caffeine,

00:01:16.403 --> 00:01:18.238
but I definitely felt it.

00:01:18.238 --> 00:01:19.840
- And it's the thing that's
going to kick you on,

00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:21.372
until four or five in the morning.

00:01:21.372 --> 00:01:22.440
- Is this legal?

00:01:22.440 --> 00:01:23.461
- Very warming.

00:01:23.461 --> 00:01:24.541
- It's kind of relaxing.

00:01:24.541 --> 00:01:25.621
- I really like it.

00:01:25.621 --> 00:01:27.978
- You can feel it going all
the way down your esophagus

00:01:27.978 --> 00:01:30.892
and kind of just warming
up different parts of you.

00:01:30.892 --> 00:01:33.411
- It kind of tastes like how
your grandma's house smells.

00:01:33.411 --> 00:01:35.454
- I would drink that for breakfast

00:01:35.454 --> 00:01:37.857
because it's refreshing and
it's got a bit of a kick to it.

00:01:37.857 --> 00:01:40.272
- It's 15% alcohol and you
can't taste it in there

00:01:40.272 --> 00:01:42.396
so that's like the perfect drink.

00:01:42.396 --> 00:01:43.418
- I love this.

00:01:43.418 --> 00:01:45.310
- I really want this in Australia.

00:01:45.310 --> 00:01:46.854
It really smells bad though.

00:01:46.854 --> 00:01:48.433
- If this is what the
Scottish take to drinking,

00:01:48.433 --> 00:01:50.476
to get fucked up really quick,

00:01:50.476 --> 00:01:51.556
cheers.

00:01:51.556 --> 00:01:52.960
You're doing well.

00:01:55.140 --> 00:01:57.564
- Team Buckfizz, bring it here.

00:01:57.564 --> 00:02:01.920
Buckwhiz (laughing) What is it called?

00:02:02.922 --> 00:02:03.992
Buckfast.

00:02:03.992 --> 00:02:05.136
I got there in the end.

00:02:05.136 --> 00:02:07.046
It's great. (laughing)