WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.791 --> 00:00:02.191 - Going on an adventure today. 00:00:02.191 --> 00:00:03.731 We're gonna find some people, meet them, 00:00:03.731 --> 00:00:05.391 and live their life with them. 00:00:05.391 --> 00:00:06.851 Can I come with you? 00:00:06.851 --> 00:00:08.211 That's what I'm gonna ask people. 00:00:08.211 --> 00:00:13.211 (upbeat music) 00:00:15.951 --> 00:00:16.771 Hi there. 00:00:16.771 --> 00:00:17.931 Where are you headed? 00:00:17.931 --> 00:00:18.870 Smoking section? 00:00:18.870 --> 00:00:20.351 Can I come with you. 00:00:20.351 --> 00:00:21.351 - No. 00:00:21.351 --> 00:00:22.451 - No? 00:00:22.451 --> 00:00:23.531 (buzzer) 00:00:23.531 --> 00:00:25.131 - I'm headed to a meeting in two minutes. 00:00:25.131 --> 00:00:26.551 - Uh, can I come with you? 00:00:26.551 --> 00:00:28.011 - Yeah. 00:00:28.011 --> 00:00:28.992 - Really? - No. 00:00:28.992 --> 00:00:29.892 - No. 00:00:29.892 --> 00:00:31.252 What are you all waiting for? 00:00:31.252 --> 00:00:32.492 - James Bay. 00:00:36.511 --> 00:00:37.732 - I can't go to that. 00:00:41.472 --> 00:00:42.132 Alright. 00:00:42.132 --> 00:00:42.972 How you doing? 00:00:42.972 --> 00:00:44.212 Hey, I'm Keith. 00:00:44.212 --> 00:00:46.332 Nice to meet you, Johnny, where are you headed? 00:00:46.332 --> 00:00:47.372 - I'm headed home. 00:00:47.372 --> 00:00:48.632 - Can I come with you? 00:00:48.632 --> 00:00:50.392 - Uh, it wouldn't be the best time, 00:00:50.392 --> 00:00:52.792 my roommate is very hungover. 00:00:52.792 --> 00:00:54.032 - You want to call him? 00:00:54.032 --> 00:00:56.632 - He is on crutches right now. 00:00:56.632 --> 00:00:58.432 - Then he needs support of friends. 00:00:58.432 --> 00:01:00.492 - They want to support you. 00:01:00.492 --> 00:01:02.112 I don't know. 00:01:02.112 --> 00:01:03.312 I don't know. 00:01:03.312 --> 00:01:06.592 - It's just me, my buddy Zach, Luis, and Kyle. 00:01:06.592 --> 00:01:08.992 So like, two camera man and one sound guy and me. 00:01:08.992 --> 00:01:09.732 Sweet. 00:01:09.732 --> 00:01:11.492 Alright, Miguel, alright, peace out buddy. 00:01:11.492 --> 00:01:12.592 We're going over. 00:01:12.592 --> 00:01:13.772 And you said your name was Jason? 00:01:13.772 --> 00:01:14.452 - Johnny. 00:01:14.452 --> 00:01:15.132 - Johnny! 00:01:15.132 --> 00:01:15.772 - Thanks for remembering. 00:01:15.772 --> 00:01:18.152 - (beep) that up, (beep) that up real quick. 00:01:18.152 --> 00:01:19.712 So, Johnny, where are you from? 00:01:19.712 --> 00:01:20.772 - I'm from New York. 00:01:20.772 --> 00:01:21.892 - So why'd you move out here? 00:01:21.892 --> 00:01:23.072 - I'm an actor. 00:01:23.072 --> 00:01:23.652 - Oh, nice. 00:01:23.652 --> 00:01:24.712 What's your coolest thing? 00:01:24.712 --> 00:01:28.492 - I'm in Hand of God on Amazon. 00:01:28.492 --> 00:01:29.512 - Oh, that's sick! 00:01:29.512 --> 00:01:30.652 - Yeah, with Ron Perlman. 00:01:30.652 --> 00:01:32.352 - Does that pay you good? 00:01:33.751 --> 00:01:35.012 This is where the taco party's gonna be later. 00:01:35.012 --> 00:01:36.451 What up taco party! 00:01:36.451 --> 00:01:37.752 Woo! 00:01:37.752 --> 00:01:39.432 Johnny, you were gonna go get groceries at Trader Joes 00:01:39.432 --> 00:01:40.424 before we came. 00:01:40.424 --> 00:01:41.692 - Yep. - But then we interrupted you. 00:01:41.692 --> 00:01:44.272 So we're actually gonna go make sure you run your errands 00:01:44.272 --> 00:01:45.912 first, 'cause I don't want to (beep) up your whole day. 00:01:45.912 --> 00:01:50.132 (upbeat music) 00:01:50.132 --> 00:01:52.372 I just got kicked out of the store so I hope Keith and 00:01:52.372 --> 00:01:54.252 new friend are having a good time. 00:01:54.252 --> 00:01:55.812 - So you're gonna carry my groceries? 00:01:55.812 --> 00:01:56.651 - Yeah. 00:01:56.651 --> 00:01:58.032 So we're gonna go meet Miguel now. 00:01:58.032 --> 00:01:58.672 - Yep. 00:01:58.672 --> 00:01:59.472 - At your house. 00:01:59.472 --> 00:02:00.512 - And Kramer. 00:02:00.512 --> 00:02:02.012 - And Kramer, the dog! 00:02:02.012 --> 00:02:03.632 Hair cuts are 12 bucks right there? 00:02:03.632 --> 00:02:05.132 For a wash and cut? 00:02:05.132 --> 00:02:06.492 That's not bad. 00:02:06.492 --> 00:02:08.172 - Not for me, they'll charge me like a girl. 00:02:08.172 --> 00:02:09.932 We can actually go in through this-- 00:02:09.932 --> 00:02:12.272 - Oh, through the creepy alley, Johnny. 00:02:12.272 --> 00:02:13.452 - Through the Batman alley. 00:02:13.452 --> 00:02:14.612 - Whose sofa? 00:02:14.612 --> 00:02:15.712 This is nice! 00:02:15.712 --> 00:02:17.752 - Oh, yeah, I forgot about this. 00:02:17.752 --> 00:02:19.472 - Any you pay $1800 for this? 00:02:19.472 --> 00:02:20.452 - Yeah! 00:02:20.452 --> 00:02:22.252 - Nice, that's a steal, buddy. 00:02:22.252 --> 00:02:23.532 To Tuesday. - Alright. 00:02:23.532 --> 00:02:24.911 - What a fun Tuesday we're having. 00:02:24.911 --> 00:02:26.112 What's next? 00:02:27.991 --> 00:02:32.991 (grunting) 00:02:34.672 --> 00:02:37.572 I can see why would you cast in some Amazon shows. 00:02:37.572 --> 00:02:38.652 (Johnny laughs) 00:02:38.652 --> 00:02:40.412 So you just live with this construction noise all the 00:02:40.412 --> 00:02:41.332 time, huh? 00:02:41.332 --> 00:02:43.972 - Yeah, it's kind of not ideal. 00:02:43.972 --> 00:02:46.092 - I hear Miguel up there. 00:02:46.092 --> 00:02:48.672 - Yeah, you can hear his bionic body walking around. 00:02:48.672 --> 00:02:50.911 - Hey, how are you? 00:02:50.911 --> 00:02:52.112 Could I come up to you? 00:02:52.112 --> 00:02:53.472 Are you decent? 00:02:54.752 --> 00:02:55.732 - He's brushing his teeth. 00:02:55.732 --> 00:02:57.691 - Should I shoot this big thing with the bio-hazard 00:02:57.691 --> 00:02:58.612 symbol on it? 00:02:58.612 --> 00:02:59.472 - Yeah. 00:02:59.472 --> 00:03:00.992 (laughs) 00:03:00.992 --> 00:03:02.392 It did what I thought it would. 00:03:02.392 --> 00:03:03.792 How do I? 00:03:03.792 --> 00:03:05.002 So? 00:03:06.872 --> 00:03:08.272 (both laughing) 00:03:08.272 --> 00:03:09.932 Miguel (beep) coming in hot. 00:03:09.932 --> 00:03:11.912 Making fun of everybody's plaid. 00:03:11.912 --> 00:03:13.872 We're gonna clear things up, we're gonna get in a cool, 00:03:13.872 --> 00:03:17.772 sexy TV show format to interview Miguel. 00:03:17.772 --> 00:03:21.072 Hey, what's up, we're here live from Johnny and Miguel's 00:03:21.072 --> 00:03:24.632 apartment, the person we've all been waiting to meet Miguel. 00:03:24.632 --> 00:03:25.752 How are ya? 00:03:25.752 --> 00:03:27.772 - I'm doing well there, sir. 00:03:27.772 --> 00:03:29.952 - The real elephant in the room, Miguel, you got crutches, 00:03:29.952 --> 00:03:31.912 you got a bum foot there. 00:03:31.912 --> 00:03:32.932 - Oh right, yeah. 00:03:32.932 --> 00:03:34.432 I'll show you. 00:03:34.432 --> 00:03:37.932 I'm a bartender and I was polishing some glasses, 00:03:37.932 --> 00:03:41.472 snapped the glass, stabbed myself in the hand. 00:03:41.472 --> 00:03:46.472 20 minutes later I go to go under the bar and the wine stem 00:03:47.272 --> 00:03:50.912 is still on the ground standing straight up and I step on it 00:03:50.912 --> 00:03:53.492 and it goes through my shoe, stabs me in the foot. 00:03:53.492 --> 00:03:55.592 And I'm like, "Oh my God, it's in there, it's in there." 00:03:55.592 --> 00:03:58.912 I pull this thing out, blood is just pouring out onto 00:03:58.912 --> 00:04:00.652 the floor of the bar. 00:04:00.652 --> 00:04:01.532 - Through your shoe? 00:04:01.532 --> 00:04:02.432 - Through my shoe. 00:04:02.432 --> 00:04:04.332 I get to the table, I take my shoe off, 00:04:04.332 --> 00:04:06.052 and then blood just starts pouring out. 00:04:06.052 --> 00:04:08.232 - God, that's gross. 00:04:09.372 --> 00:04:10.492 Oh my God. 00:04:10.492 --> 00:04:12.092 - Yeah, it's still black and blue on top. 00:04:12.092 --> 00:04:13.392 - Yeah. 00:04:13.392 --> 00:04:16.552 Oh yeah, you got something jabbed up in your foot once. 00:04:16.552 --> 00:04:18.712 (laughing) 00:04:18.712 --> 00:04:19.872 What do you do out here? 00:04:19.872 --> 00:04:22.072 - As of late I've been doing some screenplay writing. 00:04:22.072 --> 00:04:23.472 - Tell 'em what the movie is about. 00:04:23.472 --> 00:04:24.612 - Alright, sure. 00:04:24.612 --> 00:04:28.792 So it's three girls on spring break in Spain and they're 00:04:28.792 --> 00:04:30.972 leaving Madrid, they're going to Barcelona, 00:04:30.972 --> 00:04:33.632 but along the way they find this charming charismatic 00:04:33.632 --> 00:04:34.731 Spaniard man. 00:04:34.731 --> 00:04:36.232 - This never works out well. 00:04:36.232 --> 00:04:39.871 - He traps them and basically uses their bodies as 00:04:39.871 --> 00:04:42.132 fertilizer for his vineyard. 00:04:42.132 --> 00:04:43.372 - (beep) 00:04:43.372 --> 00:04:44.352 - Yeah. 00:04:44.352 --> 00:04:47.152 - We'd love to cut to a clip of the movie. 00:04:47.152 --> 00:04:48.712 So here it is. 00:04:48.712 --> 00:04:50.092 I hope you guys enjoy it. 00:04:51.812 --> 00:04:54.872 Wait, I'm sorry, but do you have any chocolate of any kind? 00:04:54.872 --> 00:04:57.732 - Of course we do, we have an assortment of bon bons. 00:04:57.732 --> 00:05:00.532 - Well I'll take three orders and thank you for being 00:05:00.532 --> 00:05:01.892 so pleasant. 00:05:01.892 --> 00:05:04.992 - Did you just order three orders of bon bons? 00:05:07.952 --> 00:05:10.592 - And don't forget the cheese and charcuterie plate. 00:05:10.592 --> 00:05:14.032 I haven't been this high and hungry in over two decades. 00:05:14.032 --> 00:05:19.032 (both laughing uncontrollably) 00:05:25.852 --> 00:05:28.352 I will murder you and put you in my garden. 00:05:29.292 --> 00:05:30.632 - Do you promise? 00:05:32.471 --> 00:05:35.272 - Wow, I think we can all say that was a pretty impressive 00:05:35.272 --> 00:05:36.252 piece of work, guys. 00:05:36.252 --> 00:05:39.252 - That whole laugh was exactly how I pictured it. 00:05:39.252 --> 00:05:41.872 - I don't know if we are actually deserving of any Oscars 00:05:41.872 --> 00:05:44.152 for what we did today, but I think we're all deserving 00:05:44.152 --> 00:05:45.372 of some tacos. 00:05:45.372 --> 00:05:46.892 So I'd love for you guys to meet me. 00:05:46.892 --> 00:05:50.152 Zach and I are gonna go on and head to Calle Tacos, 00:05:50.152 --> 00:05:53.052 the taco place we would love to sponsor us. 00:05:53.052 --> 00:05:55.232 So that we can have tacos every Tuesday, 00:05:55.232 --> 00:05:57.392 making every Tuesday Taco Tuesday. 00:05:57.392 --> 00:06:01.372 Ah yeah, it's your old buddy Keith and I got tacos. 00:06:01.372 --> 00:06:03.532 Who wants tacos for Tuesday? 00:06:03.532 --> 00:06:05.991 (cheering) 00:06:05.991 --> 00:06:07.832 Yeah, I got tacos in a bag! 00:06:07.832 --> 00:06:09.772 I got tacos in a bag! 00:06:09.772 --> 00:06:11.232 Tacos in a bag, alright! 00:06:11.232 --> 00:06:13.652 It's been an amazing day, I made a new friend, Johnny, 00:06:13.652 --> 00:06:15.992 new friend Miguel, and fed a lot of ladies some tacos 00:06:15.992 --> 00:06:17.091 for Taco Tuesday. 00:06:17.091 --> 00:06:18.872 Thank you for letting me come with you! 00:06:18.872 --> 00:06:21.312 (cheering) 00:06:21.312 --> 00:06:24.883 Taco Tuesday, Taco Tuesday! 00:06:24.883 --> 00:06:26.783 Now, who's James Bay? 00:06:29.283 --> 00:06:30.978 Really, I don't know anything.