WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.461 - I just assume everything from Australia, 00:00:01.461 --> 00:00:02.196 can kill me. 00:00:02.196 --> 00:00:05.887 (didgeridoo music) 00:00:05.887 --> 00:00:07.316 - I feel like if I was growing up in Australia, 00:00:07.316 --> 00:00:08.351 I wouldn't make it. 00:00:08.351 --> 00:00:09.503 - Snakes sneaking in the house, 00:00:09.503 --> 00:00:11.135 spiders sneaking in the house. 00:00:11.135 --> 00:00:15.476 - Terrifying, dangerous, creepy. 00:00:15.476 --> 00:00:17.588 (upbeat band music) 00:00:17.588 --> 00:00:18.058 - Death. 00:00:18.058 --> 00:00:18.708 - Death. 00:00:18.708 --> 00:00:19.519 - Yes. 00:00:19.519 --> 00:00:21.023 - I'm dead, I'm dead looking at it. 00:00:21.023 --> 00:00:23.186 - Is that a horn that he stabs you with. 00:00:23.186 --> 00:00:24.522 - The eyes have an agenda here. 00:00:24.522 --> 00:00:26.592 - All that crap that's on his beak, 00:00:26.592 --> 00:00:28.041 is like human flesh. 00:00:28.041 --> 00:00:30.186 - It could probably beak you to death. 00:00:30.186 --> 00:00:32.232 - Probably like a head butt kind of thing, like a ram. 00:00:32.232 --> 00:00:33.546 - This things gonna fucking kill you. 00:00:33.546 --> 00:00:34.260 - Yeah. 00:00:34.260 --> 00:00:37.830 (upbeat band music) 00:00:37.830 --> 00:00:40.134 - Whoa what is that? 00:00:40.134 --> 00:00:41.190 - This is an animal? 00:00:41.190 --> 00:00:42.364 - It seems pretty colorful, 00:00:42.364 --> 00:00:44.932 and I know for a fact that the more colorful an animal, 00:00:44.932 --> 00:00:46.513 the more venomous it is. 00:00:46.513 --> 00:00:46.912 - Yeah. 00:00:46.912 --> 00:00:49.280 - You can see a face in it, and it's like. 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:50.923 - It could probably destroy your entire life. 00:00:50.923 --> 00:00:53.003 - I'm into it but it's definitely going to kill you. 00:00:53.003 --> 00:00:55.787 - It's definitely poisonous and I think it can kill you. 00:00:55.787 --> 00:01:00.256 (upbeat band music) 00:01:00.256 --> 00:01:01.227 - Ohhhhh. 00:01:01.227 --> 00:01:04.437 - Just yes, like spiders can kill, all spiders can kill you. 00:01:04.437 --> 00:01:06.752 - I'm not going to lie, my butt hole clenched, 00:01:06.752 --> 00:01:08.810 when I saw that spider. 00:01:08.810 --> 00:01:10.741 - Doesn't look like an innocent spider. 00:01:10.741 --> 00:01:14.208 - It maybe will dig a hole in my face and plant it's babies. 00:01:14.208 --> 00:01:16.629 - I feel like it's not actually a poisonous spider, 00:01:16.629 --> 00:01:18.453 it's just like a very big ass spider. 00:01:18.453 --> 00:01:20.789 - I'm gonna go with no, it looks pretty harmless enough. 00:01:20.789 --> 00:01:24.698 (upbeat band music) 00:01:24.698 --> 00:01:26.218 - And a tiny angry mouth. 00:01:26.218 --> 00:01:28.625 - There's something kind of charming about this snake. 00:01:28.625 --> 00:01:30.259 - It's like friendly house snake. 00:01:30.259 --> 00:01:31.541 - I feel like it would hurt, 00:01:31.541 --> 00:01:32.746 but I don't think it would kill you. 00:01:32.746 --> 00:01:34.047 - I don't think it will kill me. 00:01:34.047 --> 00:01:35.814 - I don't know, I like the looks of this guy, 00:01:35.814 --> 00:01:37.808 I feel like he would kill me though, if he had the chance. 00:01:37.808 --> 00:01:42.150 (upbeat band music) 00:01:42.150 --> 00:01:43.046 - Oh my god. 00:01:43.046 --> 00:01:44.572 He would kill me. 00:01:44.572 --> 00:01:45.521 - I don't trust him. 00:01:45.521 --> 00:01:47.494 I really honestly don't trust him at all. 00:01:47.494 --> 00:01:50.566 - Like I wouldn't want to run this guy in a dark alley. 00:01:50.566 --> 00:01:53.308 - Just imagine if one of these guys killed you. 00:01:53.308 --> 00:01:54.524 That would suck. 00:01:54.524 --> 00:01:55.986 You'd be like what the fuck? 00:01:55.986 --> 00:01:57.138 - How would this thing kill you? 00:01:57.138 --> 00:02:00.370 - Maybe it like strangles you, with it's tiny fingers. 00:02:00.370 --> 00:02:01.757 - I feel like if you run into a nice one, 00:02:01.757 --> 00:02:02.994 maybe it won't kill you. 00:02:02.994 --> 00:02:04.978 - If my death comes from this adorable faced creature, 00:02:04.978 --> 00:02:05.981 then so be it. 00:02:05.981 --> 00:02:07.037 - It's one way to go. 00:02:07.037 --> 00:02:08.541 - I accept. 00:02:08.541 --> 00:02:10.919 (upbeat band music) 00:02:10.919 --> 00:02:12.477 - I still really want to go to Australia. 00:02:12.477 --> 00:02:14.780 - Definitely not going in the water, ever. 00:02:14.780 --> 00:02:15.890 Like I'll walk on the beach, 00:02:15.890 --> 00:02:17.522 I'll check out the cute people. 00:02:17.522 --> 00:02:19.058 - Cause I'm probably not going to go, 00:02:19.058 --> 00:02:20.711 parading around the outback. 00:02:20.711 --> 00:02:21.831 - This is good training, 00:02:21.831 --> 00:02:22.866 cause now we know, like ok, 00:02:22.866 --> 00:02:24.199 which ones to look out for, 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:25.074 which ones are cool. 00:02:25.074 --> 00:02:26.930 - You gotta respect those murder animals. 00:02:26.930 --> 00:02:28.871 - Yeah, that's all they're asking for. 00:02:28.871 --> 00:02:30.375 Just a little respect. 00:02:30.375 --> 00:02:31.762 - Just a little bit. 00:02:31.762 --> 00:02:34.439 (upbeat band music) 00:02:34.439 --> 00:02:35.805 - Thanks a lot for the nightmares. 00:02:35.805 --> 00:02:36.843 - Australia.