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- I thought it said
"king crap" for a second.

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I was like, "Well I know what that is.

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"That's a giant (bleep)."

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(upbeat music)

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- I'm kind of excited 'cause
I'm a big fan of K-pop.

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- Is it kind of like in K-pop songs

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they start singing in
English and in Korean?

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- It's a language from
the Congo, am I right?

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- I did not know any of
these 'cause I am not Korean,

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as many of you guys don't know.

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- Skinship.

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- It makes me immediately think of pork.

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Maybe you're saying
someone looks like a pig?

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- A friend you have a relationship with

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that you give 'em some skin a lot?

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- It's a relationship that
you have with your skin,

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the way that you treat your skin,

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the way you care for your skin.

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- When you ship skins, dry
skin, moist skin, done.

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- How far did you get into skinship?

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I might actually take that
into my own vocabulary.

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- King-car, king sized car.

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- Like, "Oh dope, your car is a king-car."

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- King Kong, this is the giant monkey

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that takes over New York City.

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King, no, that's not true.

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- Can I call people that?

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Will Korean people be like,

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"Ooh, this girl knows
all about our stuff."

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- Now I have a new pickup line.

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"Hey, you're a king-car."

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- Sel-ca, self care.

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- Science and Engineering
Library in California, yes?

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- Sel-ca, like a selfie?

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(bell dings)

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I kinda like that better than selfie.

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- SNS.

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- Sounds like something dirty and sexual.

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- Solid, no sleeves. (laughs)

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- Say no, sir.

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- SNSD is a popular Korean pop band.

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- So not sorry.

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Bam!

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- Oh, I'm gonna hit you up on that SNS.

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- CF, care forever.

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- Is this a K-pop group?

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- Okay, so we have AF.

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I'm tired, CF, 'cause (bleep).

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I'm tired 'cause (bleep).

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- Clown face.

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- Chubby friend?

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- So I would be like,
"Oh, have you seen that CF

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"with the girl eating the apple sauce?"

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- Apart.

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- Apartheid? (laughs)

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- "How much of a distance
is there between you?"

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Or, "You were torn apart."

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- How is the Korean accent?

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- [Man Off Screen] Apart.

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- Apart, apartment.

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(bell dings)

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Boom!

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- "We're going back to my apart, girl.

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"I'm gonna show you how I live."

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- Fighting.

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- Is it like fighting the
urge to do something bad?

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- Let's start a fight.

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- I know this one, 'cause
I watch a lot of K-drama.

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- Fighting, it just means like
in Chinese it's like di yo,

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"Go, let's do this!

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(bell dings)

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K-dramas, man, they get your heart.

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They make you want to say, "Fighting!"

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- These were kind of fun.

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I really wanna adopt some of
these into my own vernacular.

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- Fighting is the best word,
'cause it's encouragement.

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Anybody can use it.

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It's English, it's Korean, it's Konglish.

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- I also like skinship, 'cause
it's what I'd like to do

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with all of the king-cars of the world.

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- I'm going to invite them to my apart.

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We're gonna take a self cam.

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We're gonna add each other on our SNSes,

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and everything is gonna be great.

