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- I'm ready for this.

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("Have a Goon One" by
Warner/Chappell Productions)

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- Right now we're at
Stronghold Bouldering,

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we're about to do some rock
climbing, or bouldering.

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- Nobody else was around
except for Ryan and Shane,

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so I'm here as a Test Guest,
or a guestie, if you will.

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- I've climbed a whole bunch of ladders,

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whole bunch of stairs.

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Vertical ascension, I'm pretty good at it.

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I don't know about this though.

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- We're all also trying to see who can

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climb the wall the fastest.

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I see Jordan right there behind camera.

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If I can beat her I'll be happy

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because she's a Megatron.

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- I don't think I'm scared of heights.

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I'll find out when I get to the top.

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- The boys are already gonna
hurt themselves behind you.

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What makes a good rock climber?

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- You want to try and use
your legs as much as you can.

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- Okay.

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- You're gonna get the most
strength from your legs.

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- Really?

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- People forget that a lot.

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(cheery music)

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- Who do you think is
gonna do the best here,

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Gumby, Xena, or me?

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- It's hard to say.

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- Why do you not get a weird nickname?

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- Okay, Dopey, how about Dopey?

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- That's a good one.

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(violin music)

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- [Ryan] Look at his legs.

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- [Jordan] He's like a
little spider monkey.

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- I don't know where my
little feet are going.

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- [Jordan] Look how long his legs are.

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- [Ryan] This isn't
fair, he has spider legs.

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- [Jordan] He needs to
get a height handicap.

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- [Shane] No, no, no.

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- Ryan and I need a height handicap.

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- I worked very hard to be this tall.

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(orchestral music)

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- Ahh, done.

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What'd I get get?

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How'd I do?

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- I stopped at 19.46, when
you were right around there.

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- 19.46, I beat Shane.

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(Dark orchestral music)

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- [Jordan] Woah Ryan.

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- [Shane] Ryan.

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10.7.
- 10 seconds!

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- I'd like to thank my mom, my dad

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for helping me get to this moment.

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- Ryan is secretly an expert rock climber.

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- Shane and Jordan for being inferior.

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("Have a Goon One" by
Warner/Chappell Productions)

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- This is probably the
hardest bouldering one,

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or one of the harder ones.

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And we're gonna end poorly.

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- Ouch! (laughs)

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- That went great, it was a lot of fun.

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This is definitely something I can

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see myself doing in the future.

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- Right now my forearms and
my hands are very tired.

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- I did about as well as I expected.

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I succeeded on a few them,

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and then on the other
ones I just fell off.

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Sometimes it's a choice.

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(Jordan laughs)

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- I'm kinda pissed that Ryan
was so naturally good at this

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because I really wanted to beat him today,

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but I'm also glad that he
maybe found a new calling.

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- This is something that I would do

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probably multiple times a week.

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Cause you're just climbing shit, it's fun.