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- [Voiceover] A man is at a restaurant.

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The waiter is like, "Hey, we have a great

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sea bass tonight."

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"Shut up," the man says.

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"I would like a juice glass with water,

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a lemon wedge and a match."

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The waiter is like, "What?

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Okay, you weirdo."

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The man pours the water onto the plate.

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He's like, "If you can get this water

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into this glass without touching or moving

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this here plate, I will
give you a 100 dollar tip,

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one hundo dollar ruskies."

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That night the waiter walked
home 100 dollars richer.

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How did he do it?

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- Em.

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- You have to be some kind of sorcerer,

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some kind of magician or god.

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- (sighs)

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- If my junior high science
class taught me anything,

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I think I might remember how
to do something like this.

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- I think like the lemon is for the water

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after he drinks, he's gonna drink it.

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The water and he wants
lemon for the water.

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- I like 100 percent have to light

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this lemon wedge on fire I think.

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- Fuck you wedge.

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- That's what I feel right?

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Yeah, it kind of feel,
I just can't figure out.

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- I just need to keep the
air inside, inside here

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so I'm guessing I just
need to, interesting.

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- There's gotta be a way.

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- Are you supposed to light the match?

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Does the fire help?

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- Feel like it's just the surface tension

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on the, on the water,
not on the heat inside.

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- Did I get it right?

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- Kind of.

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- This is bologna (chuckling).

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- [Voiceover] So, what's the right answer?

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Well, first the waiter put the lemon

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in the center of the plate,

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then he lit the match and
stuck it in the lemon.

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Then he placed the glass upside

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over the lemon.

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As the match's flame used
up the oxygen in the glass,

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it created a vacuum
which sucked in the water

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where the glass met the plate.

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So the waiter was able to
get the water into the glass

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without moving the plate.

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Hey, stop that.

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("Bada Doop")