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- Right.

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(upbeat music)

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I have never had American-made poutine.

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I don't know what they think poutine is.

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- People call it disco fries here

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and that turns me off.

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- I remember this looking better.

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Smells a bit like gasoline.

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Is that, should I,
should I be eating this?

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- Very gelatinous.

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- OK, here we go, here we go.

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- The cheese curds look
like they're shredded.

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- It doesn't taste awful,

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but it's kinda got the texture of glue.

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- This is terrible (chuckles).

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- I would pay like three dollars

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at the most for this, Canadian.

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- I would not pay anything for this.

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You would have to pay me to eat this.

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(cash register)

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- No.
(laughing)

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- What?

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- This one's got a garnish.

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- This one doesn't have cheese curds.

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- I don't think poutine
should have a garnish.

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- I mean, there's no discernible gravy.

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There's no discernible cheese curds.

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- This is also terrible.

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- The fries are well done, which I like.

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- I'd pay three bucks for this.

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(cash register)

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- I mean, that's ridiculous.

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Poutine is like a snack food.

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- Oo, there's chunks of meat in here.

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- Way too meaty.

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- I feel like I'm gonna regret

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learning what this was.

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- The meat is great.

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- Fine, hard to mess up.

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Not my favorite, but you know, edible.

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- If my goal is eat poutine,

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this is not it.

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(cash register)

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- Why is poutine so expensive here?

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Are they importing everything from Quebec?

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It doesn't taste like it.

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- This is not poutine.

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- You tried, America.

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I think that's the important part.

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- I feel bad for my American friends

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that have to try this and this is what

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they think poutine is.

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- This has made me a little homesick.

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And a little tummy sick.

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- That was a thing that happened.

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Nope. (chuckles)