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- Um...

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(speaking French)

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(upbeat music)

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- (speaking French)

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- (speaking French) Jenny.

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Shit.

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- (speaking French) Sasha.

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(speaking French) I am from Toronto.

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- I don't remember how to say "I'm from,"

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but I'm from Vancouver,
Canada, which explains

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my horrible French.

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- (speaking French)

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- And as soon as I
graduated with my bilingual

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certificate, I have not
spoken a word of French.

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- I know this one, probably
the only one I know.

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- (speaking French)

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(speaking French)

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- I'll just like wing this one.

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- (speaking French)

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- I honestly don't remember any of these.

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- I feel like my diplomas from high school

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are gonna get like revoked.

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- (speaking French), uh...

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- (speaking French)

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- I remember cat, but
I don't remember dog.

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- (speaking French), is
it (speaking French)?

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- (speaking French) Tucker.

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- This is so bad, I only
know Tucker (laughing).

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- That's like grade one French.

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- (speaking French) for hat.

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- (speaking French), I think.

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- Shall we pretend that these are pants

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and make (speaking French)?

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- Can I like, (speaking French)?

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- I don't think I know
how to spell it though.

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- As an English person,
like when you're taking

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French tests, you learn
to like cheat a bit.

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- (speaking French)

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- (speaking French)

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- The answer was always no.

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- The only sentence I
remember is (speaking French),

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which I used a lot.

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Oh my god, I don't know.

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- (speaking French)

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- Oh my god, I don't
remember any of the verbs.

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- Sorry, all those French classes

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meant nothing apparently (laughing).

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- (speaking French)

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- I'm sorry for my French
teachers who spent that time.

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- Is it (speaking French)?

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- I feel like I'm a
disgrace to Canada right now

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and I'm sorry.

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- Such a shame, a waste of
12 years of studying French.

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- Like I'm from Quebec
and the thing is like

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(speaking French).

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(Speaking French) nothing.