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(meows)

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(screams)

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(bouncy piano music)

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- Am I looking forward to
tasting some chocolate?

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Of course! It's chocolate.

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(bouncy piano music)

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(upbeat techno music)

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- Why is it wrapped like a present?

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(meows)

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(gasps)

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- Oh my God!

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(laughs)

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- It's a kitten!

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- Oh my God, it's kittens!

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Oh my God, it's kittens!

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(squeals)

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- What? This is the best day of my life!

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- Oh, this isn't chocolate!

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- Oh my God, hello!

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- This is so much better than chocolate.

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- Oh my God, these are so precious!

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- Oh, you're making noises!

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- Oh, he's so small!

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- I care so little about
chocolate right now.

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- They're so fuzzy!

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- Where's his tail? Oh, he does have one.

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I thought he didn't have a tail.

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- You are mine and we are leaving.

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(bouncy piano music)

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- Cats are the best. (laughs)

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If you bite the mic, we
can't use this audio.

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- Cats are great because you
work for their attention,

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but they also will love
you so unconditionally.

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- We hold dogs up as
being man's best friend.

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There are a lot of cats that can give you

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just as much love and that need homes.

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- You just gotta find a cat that's

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catered to your personality.

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If you want a chill
cat, they're out there.

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If you want a little demon like
this guy, they're out there.

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- There's so many cats in
shelters that need homes,

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so if you can, you should
foster them or adopt them.

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- Any time I open a box,

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I'm hoping that there are kittens in it

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and this time it was true.

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- I'll take all of them, don't worry.

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I'll have all the cats. (laughs)

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Ow!

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- I like to wrestle with my cats...

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with my hands, you know, not my full body.

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I'm not a maniac.

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(meows)