WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.218 --> 00:00:01.721 - Sure, everybody is mostly talking about 00:00:01.721 --> 00:00:03.488 how warm we all are, however, we'd like 00:00:03.488 --> 00:00:05.277 to talk about how warm things can get. 00:00:05.277 --> 00:00:07.065 Do you guys know the meaning of the term 00:00:07.065 --> 00:00:08.798 "Netflix & Chill"? 00:00:08.873 --> 00:00:12.090 - This is a great segue by the way, that was a great segue. 00:00:15.090 --> 00:00:17.731 - Netflix & Chill, I do that almost every night, 00:00:17.731 --> 00:00:20.556 you just literally get your popcorn, get your tacos 00:00:20.556 --> 00:00:23.244 and you lay down and you just chill. 00:00:23.258 --> 00:00:27.402 - Maybe like watch stream binge-watch some TV show 00:00:27.402 --> 00:00:30.842 on Netflix and take off our clothes in the air conditioning. 00:00:35.131 --> 00:00:38.186 - Netflix & Chill means 00:00:38.382 --> 00:00:40.421 we're gonna watch the TV but we're not. 00:00:40.598 --> 00:00:41.620 - What are we gonna do? 00:00:41.634 --> 00:00:42.589 - Fingering. 00:00:42.589 --> 00:00:44.072 - That's what we did, my mother and I 00:00:44.072 --> 00:00:46.103 and my children and my wife, wing up 00:00:46.103 --> 00:00:48.968 Netflix and we chill, so that's all we do in our house 00:00:48.968 --> 00:00:51.182 is watch Netflix and chill. 00:00:51.182 --> 00:00:52.970 - However, kids today are changing the meaning 00:00:52.970 --> 00:00:55.226 of Netflix & Chill, and now it's an invitation 00:00:55.226 --> 00:00:57.786 to sort of hook up, like you wanna come over and 00:00:57.786 --> 00:00:58.802 Netflix & Chill. 00:00:58.802 --> 00:00:59.736 - Oh, no, no, that don't mean 00:01:00.576 --> 00:01:01.953 - Netflix & Chill, I would assume you stick 00:01:01.953 --> 00:01:03.463 something on Netflix and just chill. 00:01:03.538 --> 00:01:05.224 It wasn't one of the trickier conundrums, 00:01:05.224 --> 00:01:07.012 you don't need the guy from The Imitation Game 00:01:07.012 --> 00:01:08.156 to solve that one. 00:01:08.170 --> 00:01:10.873 - What does that mean? It means you're a freak. 00:01:10.873 --> 00:01:12.070 - Really, people wanna hook up when they 00:01:12.070 --> 00:01:13.595 watch Orange is the New Black? 00:01:13.595 --> 00:01:15.647 - You watch Netflix with the air conditioning on. 00:01:15.647 --> 00:01:19.162 - Basically it means when a man loves a woman 00:01:19.162 --> 00:01:22.351 and they equally love Netflix, they get together 00:01:22.351 --> 00:01:24.369 and magic happens. 00:01:24.851 --> 00:01:26.381 - I mean it's come over and fuck. 00:01:27.004 --> 00:01:28.311 - She nailed it. 00:01:28.345 --> 00:01:29.260 - How does that make you feel? 00:01:29.260 --> 00:01:32.151 - Picturing kids hook up? Great. I love it. 00:01:32.185 --> 00:01:33.770 - these kids and their sex. 00:01:33.770 --> 00:01:34.833 - They're all so horny. 00:01:34.887 --> 00:01:36.173 - Everyone's horny. 00:01:36.472 --> 00:01:37.812 - No, the kids are though, especially 00:01:37.812 --> 00:01:39.073 - Not me, I got my horny gland removed. 00:01:39.073 --> 00:01:40.779 - You got it removed? I think that's called 00:01:40.779 --> 00:01:41.822 your penis. 00:01:41.835 --> 00:01:43.034 - No, it's a gland. 00:01:43.034 --> 00:01:44.172 - Can you give me the name of your guy? 00:01:44.172 --> 00:01:45.966 - Penile removal dot com. 00:01:46.062 --> 00:01:49.217 - I got Netflix Chill with myself last night. I did. 00:01:49.718 --> 00:01:52.366 - Oh, I got Netflix Chill big time with myself. 00:01:52.366 --> 00:01:53.063 - Oh, my. 00:01:53.499 --> 00:01:55.307 - If you could Netflix & Chill with anybody, 00:01:55.307 --> 00:01:56.918 who would you choose? 00:01:58.253 --> 00:01:59.986 - You? (laughs) 00:02:00.723 --> 00:02:01.937 - Jack Nicholson 00:02:02.295 --> 00:02:03.596 - I feel that that'd be the most terrifying 00:02:03.596 --> 00:02:04.714 chilling ever. 00:02:04.714 --> 00:02:05.715 - Are you serious? 00:02:05.749 --> 00:02:07.096 That's like the dream. 00:02:07.355 --> 00:02:09.698 - Is anyone ever got just lost in your eyes before? 00:02:09.773 --> 00:02:11.337 Does anyone tell you that? 00:02:11.337 --> 00:02:13.801 - I've been told they look like pools in the ocean, but 00:02:13.938 --> 00:02:14.878 - They're beautiful. 00:02:15.421 --> 00:02:16.463 - You've gotta quit. 00:02:16.559 --> 00:02:17.966 - I've just never seen it up close. 00:02:18.001 --> 00:02:18.936 - You've gotta stop. 00:02:18.936 --> 00:02:19.464 - No, you've gotta stop. 00:02:19.464 --> 00:02:20.053 - You've gotta stop. 00:02:20.053 --> 00:02:20.520 - You've gotta stop. 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:22.760 - This ends one way, 00:02:23.343 --> 00:02:25.321 don't write a check that you can't cash. 00:02:25.456 --> 00:02:26.412 - I'm ready. 00:02:26.412 --> 00:02:29.120 - 'Cause I will, right, - I'm just 00:02:29.135 --> 00:02:31.335 - Your office is right round the corner from my office. 00:02:31.532 --> 00:02:32.859 It's already dangerous. 00:02:32.893 --> 00:02:34.255 - I'm just saying if we start something, 00:02:34.255 --> 00:02:35.982 maybe we could finish it. 00:02:35.982 --> 00:02:37.179 - How can I quit you? 00:02:37.179 --> 00:02:39.300 - I'll never be able to quit you. 00:02:42.930 --> 00:02:44.439 That was beautiful.