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- Ow! Can I kiss it again?

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- I have a bag of mystery items

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I'm going to have you close your eyes.

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- Okay.

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- Close your eyes.

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- Okay.

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- You're going to kiss, you're already in?

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- Yeah!

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- Kiss a foreign object,
see if you can guess it.

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Are you down?

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- Absolutely.

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- Keep it weird.

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- Always down for a challenge.

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- God, I'm not going
to be very good at it.

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- Yeah, that's the point.

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- Okay, Shawn, close your eyes please.

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How many fingers?

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- Good, don't cheat.

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- Three.

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- Don't cheat, okay, I'm trusting you.

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- Okay, got it.

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- So, I guess just pucker up or whatever.

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(kissing noises)

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- It has hair on it.

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- What is that, that's slimy? (laughs)

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- Man, I really--

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- It's a normal thing.

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- It's a normal thing?

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- It's a normal thing.

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It's in every household with a child.

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You want to try again?

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- No.

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- Ah! I opened my eyes.

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I couldn't take it.

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- It's like a Barbie doll?

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- Wow, really good Kathy.

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Have you kissed a Barbie doll before?

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- Yeah, many.

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- I have to kiss it?

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- Yeah.

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- Ow!

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- Oh, baby.

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- Oh, okay.

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- That's a microphone.

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You kissed the microphone.

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- Is it a candle?

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- A hairbrush.

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- That just got so much weirder.

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- Can I kiss it again?

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- Please, as many times as you like.

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Here you go, Chloe.

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What are you?

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You're like open mouthing it.

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- I know exactly what that is.

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I've kissed that many times.

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- Is that a pine cone?

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- It's a pine cone!

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- That is a pine-freaking-cone.

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- Apple cinnamon pine cone.

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(laughing)

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- Oh my God, I got it right!

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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(kissing noises)

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- Pencil?

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- Again.

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- That is so weird!

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- It's kind of roundish.

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- Like all pencils.

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A nice sound effect with each one.

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- I was looking, I was looking.

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- Shawn, what are you doing?

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- I'm sorry.

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- Also a little adorable lipstick mark.

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- I was like, what is he--

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- Shawn, Shawn, close your eyes.

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- I'm sorry, I opened my eyes.

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But I knew it was a toy.

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I knew it was a toy

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- This game involves trust.

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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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- (mumbles) trust.

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- I'm sorry.

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- Oh, it's a duck.

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- It's a rubber duck.

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- Yes.

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- Oh my God, come on.

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Are you serious?

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That, by the way--

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- Adorable.

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- Was a very awkward thing to kiss.

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- I've never kissed a rubber
duck, you're the weird one.

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- This is what I kissed?

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See, you put the hair on my lips.

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I got so confused.

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- It was an accident.

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- No it wasn't at all.

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- You want to keep one of these?

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- Yeah, I want to keep the rubber duck.

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Thanks, does it squeak?

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- I don't think so.

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- Oh.

