WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.728 --> 00:00:02.031 (imitates cork popping) 00:00:02.031 --> 00:00:03.864 - (laughing) That it? 00:00:03.864 --> 00:00:05.128 That's it? 00:00:05.128 --> 00:00:06.835 I'm supposed to feel rich when I open this. 00:00:06.835 --> 00:00:08.168 (thumping music) 00:00:12.890 --> 00:00:14.543 - It's pretty, I'll give it that. 00:00:14.543 --> 00:00:16.412 That's a beautiful liquid. 00:00:16.412 --> 00:00:18.121 - I don't drink very often, 00:00:18.121 --> 00:00:21.091 but when I do, champagne's where it's at. 00:00:21.091 --> 00:00:22.910 - I think champagne's made by fairies. 00:00:22.910 --> 00:00:24.893 - I haven't had champagne in hours. 00:00:24.893 --> 00:00:25.976 (lofty music) 00:00:28.890 --> 00:00:29.907 - I feel like a good champagne 00:00:29.907 --> 00:00:32.171 should be really light and crisp 00:00:32.171 --> 00:00:33.105 and should be just, 00:00:33.105 --> 00:00:34.229 this one's a little too, like 00:00:34.229 --> 00:00:36.017 pee yellowy for me. 00:00:36.017 --> 00:00:37.334 - It's got a little stank on it. 00:00:37.334 --> 00:00:39.896 - More stank, the more expensive it is? 00:00:39.896 --> 00:00:40.729 - I don't know. 00:00:40.729 --> 00:00:41.563 I don't know! 00:00:41.563 --> 00:00:43.124 - We're writing down how much we think it is. 00:00:43.124 --> 00:00:44.233 - $15.43? 00:00:44.233 --> 00:00:45.642 - Does anything cost that? 00:00:45.642 --> 00:00:47.959 - I think I might've overshot. 00:00:47.959 --> 00:00:50.263 - I guessed $80.00 00:00:50.263 --> 00:00:51.096 - Oh. 00:00:52.535 --> 00:00:54.093 (cork popping) 00:00:54.093 --> 00:00:55.297 - No. 00:00:55.297 --> 00:00:56.130 No! 00:00:57.705 --> 00:00:59.429 (champagne pouring) 00:00:59.429 --> 00:01:00.262 - Everyone drink. 00:01:00.262 --> 00:01:01.287 - All right. 00:01:01.287 --> 00:01:02.660 Wow! 00:01:02.660 --> 00:01:04.433 - That's delightful, yeah. 00:01:04.433 --> 00:01:05.774 - This is like what you bring out 00:01:05.774 --> 00:01:07.788 to your ladies night book club. 00:01:07.788 --> 00:01:09.737 - It's definitely fruitier than the other one. 00:01:09.737 --> 00:01:10.970 - What kind of fruit? 00:01:10.970 --> 00:01:13.039 - All of them. 00:01:13.039 --> 00:01:14.489 - $35.00 a bottle. 00:01:14.489 --> 00:01:16.885 - There's a lot of bubbles, and thus 00:01:16.885 --> 00:01:19.126 I think it's about a medium priced champagne. 00:01:19.126 --> 00:01:21.126 - I'm gonna say $17.99. 00:01:23.019 --> 00:01:24.186 (cork popping) 00:01:25.214 --> 00:01:26.195 (everyone exclaiming) 00:01:26.195 --> 00:01:27.645 - He got it exactly right? 00:01:27.645 --> 00:01:28.479 - Yeah. 00:01:28.479 --> 00:01:31.940 - On Price is Right you get like, $500.00. 00:01:31.940 --> 00:01:33.633 (champagne pouring) 00:01:33.633 --> 00:01:36.039 - You know when you eat live octopus? 00:01:36.039 --> 00:01:36.873 - No? 00:01:36.873 --> 00:01:38.231 - When you eat live octopus it like, 00:01:38.231 --> 00:01:39.528 bites at you, you know? 00:01:39.528 --> 00:01:40.705 Because you're just both like 00:01:40.705 --> 00:01:42.373 clawing in nature, 00:01:42.373 --> 00:01:43.391 just like eating each other. 00:01:43.391 --> 00:01:45.299 - This is Mimosa champagne. 00:01:45.299 --> 00:01:46.132 That's what this is. 00:01:46.132 --> 00:01:47.572 This is what you pour into orange juice. 00:01:47.572 --> 00:01:49.200 - If this is expensive, I'm leaving. 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:50.336 - I'm a simple boy. 00:01:50.336 --> 00:01:52.900 If I like something, it's probably cheap, 00:01:52.900 --> 00:01:56.475 and if I hate something it's probable expensive. 00:01:56.475 --> 00:01:58.007 It's gotta be over 9000 dollars. 00:01:58.007 --> 00:01:59.590 (everyone laughing) 00:02:01.094 --> 00:02:02.261 (cork popping) 00:02:03.153 --> 00:02:04.894 - I've always pronounced it "cook's" 00:02:04.894 --> 00:02:06.743 - This has failed me in every way. 00:02:06.743 --> 00:02:09.417 - This is the size of my face. 00:02:09.417 --> 00:02:10.650 (champagne pouring) 00:02:10.650 --> 00:02:12.643 - Cheers! Last one, y'all. 00:02:12.643 --> 00:02:13.820 - That one's when we're like, 00:02:13.820 --> 00:02:16.171 it goes in your mouth and your cheeks go... 00:02:16.171 --> 00:02:17.705 - It would actually be good with apple juice in it. 00:02:17.705 --> 00:02:18.801 - Oh, that's dangerous man. 00:02:18.801 --> 00:02:20.022 One you add juice, you're gonna 00:02:20.022 --> 00:02:21.366 down that like a mother-- 00:02:21.366 --> 00:02:23.700 - You're damn right I will. 00:02:26.407 --> 00:02:27.240 (everyone laughing) 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:28.575 - It's not very good! 00:02:28.575 --> 00:02:30.283 It's not very good! 00:02:30.283 --> 00:02:31.663 - I'm gonna win this round. 00:02:31.663 --> 00:02:33.063 - I'm saying this is a $75.00 00:02:33.063 --> 00:02:34.282 bottle of champagne. 00:02:34.282 --> 00:02:35.892 - I'm gonna go with $29.99. 00:02:35.892 --> 00:02:37.720 I think this is like, in the middle of the road. 00:02:37.720 --> 00:02:39.102 - $8.59? 00:02:39.102 --> 00:02:42.192 I felt like it was a pretty weak champagne. 00:02:42.192 --> 00:02:43.969 (cork popping) 00:02:43.969 --> 00:02:44.802 - I'll take that win. 00:02:44.802 --> 00:02:46.047 - What? You were over! 00:02:46.047 --> 00:02:48.773 - Today we tasted a couple different kinds of champagne. 00:02:48.773 --> 00:02:51.053 I still think champagne is made by fairies. 00:02:51.053 --> 00:02:53.368 - I feel wonderful. 00:02:53.368 --> 00:02:55.970 - We did what my good friend 50 Cent would call 00:02:55.970 --> 00:02:57.804 a champagne campaign.