WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.143 --> 00:00:01.397 - My relationship with tequila is 00:00:01.397 --> 00:00:02.976 that it is my shot of choice. 00:00:02.976 --> 00:00:04.996 And when I have one, I have five. 00:00:04.996 --> 00:00:09.996 (mariachi music) 00:00:10.011 --> 00:00:11.358 - Cheap tequila always has this 00:00:11.358 --> 00:00:13.935 weird cheap tequila taste to me. 00:00:13.935 --> 00:00:15.282 - Let's fucking go. 00:00:15.282 --> 00:00:17.720 (mariachi music) 00:00:17.720 --> 00:00:21.296 - Visually, there's nothing to go off of. 00:00:21.296 --> 00:00:22.527 - I'm gonna shoot it because 00:00:22.527 --> 00:00:24.361 that's the only way I know how to drink. 00:00:24.361 --> 00:00:25.476 - Cheers. 00:00:25.476 --> 00:00:28.447 - Cheers. 00:00:28.447 --> 00:00:29.771 - Kinda burns but I like it. 00:00:29.771 --> 00:00:33.486 - That face didn't last as long it normally does. 00:00:33.486 --> 00:00:35.530 - There's more of a scent. 00:00:35.530 --> 00:00:36.876 - Oh God. 00:00:36.876 --> 00:00:38.502 - I don't want this in my body. 00:00:38.502 --> 00:00:39.988 - It's not as bad as I imagined it 00:00:39.988 --> 00:00:41.520 but the smell is horrible. 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:43.551 like this smells good. 00:00:43.551 --> 00:00:45.885 - I'm going first shot expensive, 00:00:45.885 --> 00:00:48.068 second shot cheap as hell. 00:00:48.068 --> 00:00:49.368 - I have to say the second one. 00:00:49.368 --> 00:00:50.599 - Me too. 00:00:50.599 --> 00:00:51.876 - This is the more expensive one. 00:00:51.876 --> 00:00:52.804 - Oh yeah, hands down. 00:00:52.804 --> 00:00:54.126 This is more expensive. 00:00:54.126 --> 00:00:55.776 - Yeah. 00:00:55.776 --> 00:00:59.370 (mariachi music) 00:00:59.375 --> 00:01:00.513 - This is amazing. 00:01:00.513 --> 00:01:01.465 - Yeah, it's so nice. 00:01:01.465 --> 00:01:03.508 - This is probably $80. 00:01:03.508 --> 00:01:08.411 - That was smooth as fuck. 00:01:08.411 --> 00:01:10.088 - Is this just Drano? 00:01:10.088 --> 00:01:10.900 - Oh that's much better. 00:01:10.900 --> 00:01:13.176 - Now that is a tequila you can't taste. 00:01:13.176 --> 00:01:14.174 - This is good. 00:01:14.174 --> 00:01:16.611 This is better than the last cheap one. 00:01:16.611 --> 00:01:17.564 - Yeah. 00:01:17.564 --> 00:01:20.087 - But this is cheap. 00:01:20.087 --> 00:01:21.123 - God damnit. 00:01:21.123 --> 00:01:23.203 - Yay! 00:01:23.233 --> 00:01:25.144 - Damn! This is so good though. 00:01:25.144 --> 00:01:25.911 - What is this? 00:01:27.310 --> 00:01:28.424 - No! 00:01:28.424 --> 00:01:30.421 - I'm apparently cheap as fuck. 00:01:30.421 --> 00:01:33.672 (mariachi music) 00:01:33.672 --> 00:01:35.088 - Smell it. 00:01:35.088 --> 00:01:36.690 I just grew armpit hair. 00:01:36.690 --> 00:01:39.594 That does not smell expensive. 00:01:39.594 --> 00:01:41.126 - I might throw up. 00:01:41.126 --> 00:01:42.659 - That was actually pretty smooth. 00:01:42.659 --> 00:01:44.052 - It is a little stingy on the lips. 00:01:44.052 --> 00:01:45.538 But sometimes you like that. 00:01:45.538 --> 00:01:47.813 - Oh Sarah. 00:01:47.813 --> 00:01:50.739 - If that's not Cuervo, I give up 00:01:50.739 --> 00:01:53.084 all knowledge I know about tequila. 00:01:53.084 --> 00:01:57.263 - Smells like throwing up in the back of a taxi. 00:01:57.263 --> 00:02:00.119 - There it is, there's that face. 00:02:00.119 --> 00:02:00.862 - That's good. 00:02:00.862 --> 00:02:02.162 - That's fucking nice. 00:02:02.162 --> 00:02:03.393 Whatever this is, I wanna know. 00:02:03.393 --> 00:02:04.624 This is really smooth. 00:02:04.624 --> 00:02:06.664 - They're both bad, I hate them both. 00:02:06.664 --> 00:02:08.150 - This is the cheap tequila. 00:02:08.150 --> 00:02:09.775 This is the expensive tequila. 00:02:09.775 --> 00:02:10.936 Without a doubt in my mind. 00:02:10.936 --> 00:02:11.911 - I agree with that. 00:02:11.911 --> 00:02:13.165 - No way! 00:02:13.165 --> 00:02:15.766 - I hope to God that's the fancy one. 00:02:15.766 --> 00:02:18.064 - Yay! 00:02:18.064 --> 00:02:20.224 - I can't believe I didn't recognize Jose Cuervo. 00:02:20.224 --> 00:02:22.081 - This is Cuervo? 00:02:22.081 --> 00:02:23.962 Are you sure you didn't mix this up? 00:02:23.962 --> 00:02:26.191 - I like tequila I think a little bit. 00:02:26.191 --> 00:02:27.561 You changed a life today. 00:02:27.561 --> 00:02:28.327 - You know what? 00:02:28.327 --> 00:02:29.674 Tequila makes me wanna hug. 00:02:29.674 --> 00:02:31.782 - This is happening?