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- I think I got drunk
on Vodka for my 21st...

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- But you couldn't remember.

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- but I couldn't remember.

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(mariachi music)

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- I am reliving my
freshman year of college.

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- I'm not reliving my
freshman year of college.

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- I'm going to judge based on
burning sensation, not taste.

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- Here goes.

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- Bring out the vodka!

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(mariachi music)

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- First glance, there is no difference.

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The left one has no
smell and the right one

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totally has a rubbing alcohol smell.

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- No, this one I wanna clean
algae off a fish tank with.

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(smacking)

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- That's pretty smooth vodka.

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- That one tastes like
maybe it was sitting

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in a plastic bottle.

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- No, maybe this will be the better one

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(coughs).

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- Much better.
- More expensive.

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Oh God, wait! Nope, much better.

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- That one was better.

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- Really?
- That one was smoother.

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- Yeah, expensive, cheap. (buzzer buzzes)

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- Yeah. (buzzer buzzes)

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- Expensive, cheap. (buzzer buzzes)

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- OK, well then, expensive,
cheap. (bell dings)

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- I'm gonna say this is
the more expensive one.

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- I say this is the more expensive one.

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- This was less, this was cheap?

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- What?
- Are you kidding?

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- I'm a Vodka expert.

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- After two sips! (laughs)

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(mariachi music)

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- That one was kinda sweet.

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- Yeah.

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- It just tasted really
sharp to me and it was...

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- But it was sharp in like a good way.

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- Ooh, I don't know.

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- Ouch!
- (laughs) Exactly!

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- Ouch!

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- Oh, God.

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- That one wasn't bad!

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- No.
- That one was good.

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- No it wasn't!
- That was so smooth.

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- No it wasn't!

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- This is the more expensive one.

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- Really? All right, I'm
gonna agree with you.

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- I'm gonna go with you,
cheap and expensive.

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- I'm gonna say that's expensive.

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That one's cheap. (bell dings)

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- I'm gonna disagree. (buzzer buzzes)

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I'm not liking the expensive ones at all!

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- That's great! That's great news!

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- That is great news!
- That is great news!

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- Why do I feel bad?

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(mariachi music)

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- Mm
- (sighs) That was nice.

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- What is...?

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- Oh no, no.

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- (coughs)

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- Yeah, that's like water.

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- That is like water.

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- You don't sound like
it sounds like water.

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- It's like deep burning water.

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(laughs)

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- It's such a strong gasoline taste.

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- Expensive (bell dings)

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- Very cheap.

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- I'll agree with you and say this was

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the more expensive one.

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- This was the more expensive one?

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- All right, I'm saying
this was most expensive.

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- We're gonna go together. (bell dings)

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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I got one!

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I'm a cheap date!

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I'm OK, I'm gonna embrace
it and I'm proud of it,

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and (bleep) you guys.
(laughs)