WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.071 --> 00:00:00.697 (bell rings) 00:00:00.697 --> 00:00:01.174 - No. 00:00:01.174 --> 00:00:01.735 - Ow. - [Ned] Ow. 00:00:01.735 --> 00:00:02.349 - Ah! 00:00:02.349 --> 00:00:05.437 - Young lady, if you don't go to sleep in 30 seconds, 00:00:06.807 --> 00:00:09.528 it's gonna be bad news. 00:00:09.528 --> 00:00:12.811 Today, I'm going to learn how to become a dad. 00:00:12.811 --> 00:00:15.209 (playful whimsical music) 00:00:15.209 --> 00:00:17.171 My wife and I are gonna have kids soon, 00:00:17.171 --> 00:00:19.991 but I'm completely terrified and overwhelmed 00:00:19.991 --> 00:00:20.994 by that idea. 00:00:20.994 --> 00:00:23.458 It seems like it's a huge change in your life. 00:00:23.458 --> 00:00:24.690 Can you still have a date night? 00:00:24.690 --> 00:00:26.863 Do you have to find a babysitter every single time? 00:00:26.863 --> 00:00:28.336 - Being a dad is way harder than you think 00:00:28.336 --> 00:00:29.138 it's gonna be. 00:00:29.138 --> 00:00:30.601 Accepting that you're not gonna be super dad 00:00:30.601 --> 00:00:32.365 or perfect is part of being a super dad-- 00:00:32.365 --> 00:00:33.503 - Daddy, daddy. 00:00:33.503 --> 00:00:36.220 - I think often times you want things 00:00:36.220 --> 00:00:37.681 to go one way and they don't always go that way. 00:00:37.681 --> 00:00:38.626 - Shoes back on. (bell dings) 00:00:38.626 --> 00:00:40.565 I'm gonna care for my friend Mike's kids 00:00:40.565 --> 00:00:43.762 for a whole day and I'll see just how hard it is. 00:00:43.762 --> 00:00:44.947 - [Mike] Throw yourself into it-- 00:00:44.947 --> 00:00:45.690 - [Ned] Ok. 00:00:45.690 --> 00:00:47.582 - And don't be afraid to do stuff. 00:00:47.582 --> 00:00:49.451 - You guys wanna take the stairs or the elevator? 00:00:49.451 --> 00:00:50.611 - [Voiceover] Stairs. 00:00:50.611 --> 00:00:53.831 - Stairs, taking the stairs was a difficult choice. 00:00:53.831 --> 00:00:56.214 Whew, I'm exhausted. 00:00:56.214 --> 00:00:58.153 - The other thing that's really hard is patience. 00:00:58.153 --> 00:00:59.604 You've gotta have amazing patience 00:00:59.604 --> 00:01:00.847 when it comes to kids. 00:01:00.847 --> 00:01:01.891 - Do you guys like healthy snacks? 00:01:02.731 --> 00:01:03.683 - What about this? 00:01:03.683 --> 00:01:04.623 What about this? 00:01:04.623 --> 00:01:05.772 Can I have this? 00:01:05.772 --> 00:01:07.711 - Anne did you pick up something? 00:01:07.711 --> 00:01:08.605 - They're gonna annoy you. 00:01:08.605 --> 00:01:10.217 They're gonna take a long time to do things, 00:01:10.217 --> 00:01:11.286 like brushing their teeth. 00:01:11.286 --> 00:01:12.717 They'll brush their teeth for 20 minutes. 00:01:12.717 --> 00:01:14.331 - No, no, no we don't eat ice cream. 00:01:14.331 --> 00:01:15.491 - [Girl] Ah! - [Ned] Can't get 00:01:15.491 --> 00:01:18.858 a zebra print heart pillow, you're not getting balls today. 00:01:18.858 --> 00:01:19.659 (girl screams) 00:01:19.659 --> 00:01:20.541 - Gotta just wait. 00:01:20.541 --> 00:01:22.004 - Is he ok, or should we? 00:01:22.004 --> 00:01:23.281 - He's ok, I got the eyes in the back 00:01:23.281 --> 00:01:24.302 of the head watching. 00:01:24.302 --> 00:01:25.197 - What is that? 00:01:25.197 --> 00:01:26.844 Why are you hitting my head? 00:01:26.844 --> 00:01:28.145 - Kids love to play pretend, 00:01:28.145 --> 00:01:29.037 but one of the things that you're gonna-- 00:01:29.037 --> 00:01:29.647 (child groans) 00:01:29.647 --> 00:01:30.610 - We'll take that back. 00:01:30.610 --> 00:01:31.446 - One of the tough-- 00:01:31.446 --> 00:01:32.948 (child screams) (Ned laughs) 00:01:32.948 --> 00:01:34.563 James, shh. 00:01:34.563 --> 00:01:35.746 - One more time. 00:01:35.746 --> 00:01:37.186 - One of the tough things about playing pretend 00:01:37.186 --> 00:01:39.751 with your kids is that it takes a lot of mental, 00:01:39.751 --> 00:01:41.552 like concentration. 00:01:41.552 --> 00:01:43.956 - This whole castle's made of cookies. 00:01:43.956 --> 00:01:46.671 - That's right, this whole castle's made of cookies 00:01:46.671 --> 00:01:48.309 and a cookie moster. 00:01:48.309 --> 00:01:49.331 (Ned snarls) 00:01:49.331 --> 00:01:50.155 (girl laughs) 00:01:50.155 --> 00:01:52.454 Well this is fun you guys, we're just hanging out. 00:01:52.454 --> 00:01:55.591 Oh boy, James, James, James, ok. 00:01:55.591 --> 00:01:57.519 - It's time to go to the ball. 00:01:57.519 --> 00:01:59.492 - We're all going to the ball. 00:01:59.492 --> 00:02:00.933 You don't ok there James? 00:02:00.933 --> 00:02:02.720 (playful music) 00:02:02.720 --> 00:02:04.675 Pose the dolls next to each other. 00:02:04.675 --> 00:02:07.885 - We love Daddy, we love Daddy. 00:02:08.935 --> 00:02:10.874 - Daddy's not here anymore. 00:02:10.874 --> 00:02:12.417 - One of the tough things about being a parent, 00:02:12.417 --> 00:02:14.297 especially with this age, is making sure 00:02:14.297 --> 00:02:15.692 that they eat healthy food. 00:02:15.692 --> 00:02:19.654 - If you eat the broccoli, then I will give you the candy. 00:02:19.654 --> 00:02:20.920 Do we have a deal? 00:02:20.920 --> 00:02:21.874 Oh no! 00:02:21.874 --> 00:02:24.162 - It's good to not make a big show of it being weird. 00:02:24.162 --> 00:02:25.463 (Ned chugs toy) 00:02:25.463 --> 00:02:26.769 - Woo woo! 00:02:27.622 --> 00:02:30.260 Broccoli delivery for Captain James. 00:02:30.260 --> 00:02:31.490 - And you've gotta eat it yourself 00:02:31.490 --> 00:02:32.628 'cause if they see that you eat, 00:02:32.628 --> 00:02:33.627 then they'll wanna eat it. 00:02:33.627 --> 00:02:35.101 (Ned snarls) 00:02:35.101 --> 00:02:37.956 (laughter erupts) 00:02:37.956 --> 00:02:39.137 - Got it. 00:02:39.137 --> 00:02:43.188 Once you tip your hand that there's C-A-N-D-Y somewhere-- 00:02:43.188 --> 00:02:43.843 - [Mike] You should probably, 00:02:43.843 --> 00:02:44.899 you and I should probably stop 00:02:44.899 --> 00:02:46.512 even spelling out the word candy. 00:02:46.512 --> 00:02:47.361 - [Ned] Oh really? 00:02:47.361 --> 00:02:48.800 - You should have like a safe word, you know, 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:50.100 call it like asparagus. 00:02:50.100 --> 00:02:53.040 - Would you rather have the lollipop or the broccoli. 00:02:53.040 --> 00:02:55.060 (sweet orchestral music) 00:02:55.060 --> 00:02:57.231 (laughter erupts) 00:02:57.231 --> 00:02:58.383 Classic. 00:02:58.383 --> 00:02:59.997 - Putting your kids to bed is definitely difficult, 00:02:59.997 --> 00:03:02.239 because kids don't wanna go to bed. 00:03:02.239 --> 00:03:03.782 - Bouncy, bouncy, bounce. 00:03:03.782 --> 00:03:04.861 - Can't bounce too much. 00:03:04.861 --> 00:03:05.882 How many stories do you normally 00:03:05.882 --> 00:03:06.974 have before bed? 00:03:06.974 --> 00:03:08.542 - 600 million. 00:03:08.542 --> 00:03:10.202 - 600 million? 00:03:10.202 --> 00:03:10.840 Why? 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:11.560 I love sleep. 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:12.477 (yawns) 00:03:12.477 --> 00:03:13.997 I really am getting sleepy. 00:03:13.997 --> 00:03:15.076 - So they're gonna fight you on it 00:03:15.076 --> 00:03:17.341 and they've tried to stretch out that time routine 00:03:17.341 --> 00:03:18.978 as long as it can possibly be. 00:03:18.978 --> 00:03:19.860 - Ready for bed. 00:03:19.860 --> 00:03:20.975 - Another one. 00:03:20.975 --> 00:03:25.734 - Ok, bass drums are big, but whistles are little. 00:03:25.734 --> 00:03:27.973 (blows music) 00:03:27.973 --> 00:03:29.345 Wait now I said we're only doing two books. 00:03:29.345 --> 00:03:30.192 - Last book. 00:03:30.192 --> 00:03:31.131 - We're only doing two books. 00:03:31.131 --> 00:03:32.134 - Last book. 00:03:32.134 --> 00:03:36.188 - We're reading, apparently, as many books as it takes. 00:03:36.188 --> 00:03:37.639 (girl claps) 00:03:37.639 --> 00:03:40.599 I stirred it all together, it was yummy, 00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:42.477 but it wasn't pink. 00:03:44.408 --> 00:03:48.095 And that is the end of Pinklicious. 00:03:49.228 --> 00:03:53.899 (sweet violin music) 00:03:55.461 --> 00:03:58.368 - And that's how you stay awake. 00:03:58.368 --> 00:04:00.783 - I was only with the kids for a small period of time. 00:04:00.783 --> 00:04:03.847 I want to go into a hot bubble bath 00:04:03.847 --> 00:04:05.624 and drink white wine. 00:04:05.624 --> 00:04:06.668 How did I do? 00:04:06.668 --> 00:04:08.944 - You know, I think you did actually really well. 00:04:08.944 --> 00:04:11.104 You were really engaged, you were really dedicated, 00:04:11.104 --> 00:04:12.405 and you were trying really hard. 00:04:12.405 --> 00:04:14.099 - Even though it was really difficult 00:04:14.099 --> 00:04:16.386 and exhausting on my body, 00:04:16.386 --> 00:04:19.926 seeing the way Mike interacted with his kids 00:04:19.926 --> 00:04:23.512 and how much they loved him and he loved them, 00:04:23.512 --> 00:04:25.734 that was, it was such a nice feeling. 00:04:25.734 --> 00:04:27.907 Thumbs up or thumbs down, how do you think I did? 00:04:27.907 --> 00:04:28.556 Now. 00:04:28.556 --> 00:04:29.288 - Sideways. 00:04:29.288 --> 00:04:30.576 - So I've got some work to do. 00:04:30.576 --> 00:04:32.654 I think of all the things that my dad did for me 00:04:32.654 --> 00:04:34.053 and I'm so thankful. 00:04:34.053 --> 00:04:35.597 - So what do you think, do you think your ready 00:04:35.597 --> 00:04:38.175 to possibly in the near future take the leap? 00:04:38.175 --> 00:04:39.259 - I'm gonna call my wife. 00:04:39.259 --> 00:04:40.122 How's it going? 00:04:40.122 --> 00:04:42.879 I've been shooting the video on taking care of a toddler. 00:04:44.346 --> 00:04:45.897 I hope so, yea. 00:04:46.983 --> 00:04:48.590 It seems really hard. 00:04:48.590 --> 00:04:51.411 (laughs nervously) 00:04:51.411 --> 00:04:53.848 Wee, let's make babies. 00:04:53.848 --> 00:04:56.512 (laughs nervously) 00:04:56.512 --> 00:04:57.474 - [Voiceover] Bye, I love you. 00:04:57.474 --> 00:04:59.425 - [Ned] Bye, I love you too. 00:04:59.425 --> 00:05:01.852 She said, "let's make babies." 00:05:01.852 --> 00:05:06.530 Which is pretty awesome as well as terrifying. 00:05:06.530 --> 00:05:09.566 (orchestral music)