WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.298 --> 00:00:01.690 - I'm getting a caffeine high already 00:00:01.690 --> 00:00:02.825 and we've had two cups. 00:00:02.825 --> 00:00:05.992 (lackadaisical music) 00:00:08.809 --> 00:00:09.993 - Ever since I got to Hollywood 00:00:09.993 --> 00:00:12.168 I've been a complete coffee snob. 00:00:12.168 --> 00:00:14.574 Like I care too much about my coffee, 00:00:14.574 --> 00:00:16.625 and like, I need my coffee. 00:00:16.625 --> 00:00:17.892 - I'm very particular about what I like 00:00:17.892 --> 00:00:18.758 and what I don't like. 00:00:18.758 --> 00:00:20.938 - I drink a lot of coffee, but I don't know how to make it. 00:00:20.938 --> 00:00:23.135 - I used to be a barista, way back in the day, 00:00:23.135 --> 00:00:25.556 so coffee's kind of my thing. 00:00:25.556 --> 00:00:28.139 (upbeat music) 00:00:29.659 --> 00:00:33.118 - I'd say this is maybe like a medium brew, 00:00:33.118 --> 00:00:34.472 versus a lighter brew. 00:00:34.472 --> 00:00:35.996 - This tastes a little oaky to me. 00:00:35.996 --> 00:00:37.829 It does taste the way it looks 00:00:37.829 --> 00:00:40.037 which is like darker and more like-- 00:00:40.037 --> 00:00:42.335 - I'd say more robust. - [Man In Hat] Like full. 00:00:42.335 --> 00:00:44.721 - It's a moist silkiness. 00:00:44.721 --> 00:00:45.823 But still weak. 00:00:45.823 --> 00:00:46.973 I'm not mad though. 00:00:46.973 --> 00:00:49.696 - It's along the basic category I would say. 00:00:49.696 --> 00:00:52.816 But it's, it's not the most basic. 00:00:52.816 --> 00:00:54.672 - Oh, this is Starbucks. 00:00:54.672 --> 00:00:57.858 - I would say it cost maybe two bucks. 00:00:57.858 --> 00:00:59.375 And I would pay two bucks. 00:00:59.375 --> 00:01:03.542 - This is definitely $1.85, and I'd pay two bucks for it. 00:01:05.306 --> 00:01:06.505 - It's like $1.50. 00:01:06.505 --> 00:01:09.672 (cash register chime) 00:01:10.628 --> 00:01:12.721 - Haha, I knew it! - [Man] I ain't mad. 00:01:12.721 --> 00:01:13.800 - Wow I really am-- 00:01:13.800 --> 00:01:15.467 - I mean she does have Starbucks right there. 00:01:15.467 --> 00:01:17.967 (funky music) 00:01:19.458 --> 00:01:20.742 - I can barely even smell anything at all. 00:01:20.742 --> 00:01:21.863 - Yeah, I can barely even smell it. 00:01:21.863 --> 00:01:23.110 - What even, is this coffee? 00:01:23.110 --> 00:01:24.090 - Smells flat. 00:01:24.090 --> 00:01:26.355 - It's got a buttery smell. 00:01:26.355 --> 00:01:27.421 - I feel like the nicer coffees 00:01:27.421 --> 00:01:30.253 have a higher, sweeter taste at the top. 00:01:30.253 --> 00:01:32.248 And this is like, it goes down really smooth, 00:01:32.248 --> 00:01:35.289 and has like a little hint of something at the top. 00:01:35.289 --> 00:01:36.944 - I'd say it definitely tastes sour. 00:01:36.944 --> 00:01:38.360 - I would pay $0.50 for this. 00:01:38.360 --> 00:01:39.520 - I wouldn't pay for this. 00:01:39.520 --> 00:01:41.057 - I'm scared to be wrong here, 00:01:41.057 --> 00:01:42.392 cause I, I really like this coffee. 00:01:42.392 --> 00:01:45.433 And I think I would pay $4.00 for it. 00:01:45.433 --> 00:01:47.412 (cash register chime) 00:01:47.412 --> 00:01:49.329 (new age music) 00:01:49.329 --> 00:01:50.162 - Seven?! 00:01:50.162 --> 00:01:53.040 - Oh my God, $7 for this?! 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:54.070 - It's worth $7. 00:01:54.070 --> 00:01:55.171 - It's actually really good. 00:01:55.171 --> 00:01:59.151 (rhythm and blues music) 00:01:59.151 --> 00:02:00.374 - What are these notes? 00:02:00.374 --> 00:02:03.281 I don't even know what, note this is. 00:02:03.281 --> 00:02:06.781 - It feels tropical, it's got, it's got a, 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:09.752 I don't know, I see trees when I smell it. 00:02:09.752 --> 00:02:10.966 - It's like a pretentious smell. 00:02:10.966 --> 00:02:11.814 Like why are you even-- - [Man] Mmmmm. 00:02:11.814 --> 00:02:13.023 - Smelling like this? 00:02:13.023 --> 00:02:15.410 - I feel like I'm going to regret this if I'm wrong, 00:02:15.410 --> 00:02:16.981 but it tastes sophisticated. 00:02:16.981 --> 00:02:18.714 - They must have infused something in this. 00:02:18.714 --> 00:02:19.592 I don't know what this is. 00:02:19.592 --> 00:02:21.842 - I think that it costs $3. 00:02:22.733 --> 00:02:24.720 - Yeah, I would say $5. 00:02:24.720 --> 00:02:26.738 (cash register chime) 00:02:26.738 --> 00:02:28.604 (rhythm and blues music) 00:02:28.604 --> 00:02:29.712 - $5 for this coffee?! 00:02:29.712 --> 00:02:31.678 This was, I think what this is, 00:02:31.678 --> 00:02:33.430 this is too complex for my snobbery. 00:02:33.430 --> 00:02:35.930 (funky music) 00:02:38.311 --> 00:02:40.090 - There's barely any bitterness to this. 00:02:40.090 --> 00:02:43.705 I mean, it's, I don't want anymore. 00:02:43.705 --> 00:02:45.076 - It just smells pretty standard. 00:02:45.076 --> 00:02:46.638 - This is like free office coffee 00:02:46.638 --> 00:02:47.922 and I wouldn't pay for it. 00:02:47.922 --> 00:02:50.791 - Free office coffee, and I wouldn't pay for it. 00:02:50.791 --> 00:02:52.254 (cash register chime) 00:02:52.254 --> 00:02:54.785 (blues music) 00:02:54.785 --> 00:02:56.081 - There def over-charging. 00:02:56.081 --> 00:02:58.130 - I'd say $1 even. 00:02:58.130 --> 00:02:59.924 - Yeah, get read of that $0.79. 00:02:59.924 --> 00:03:02.424 (funky music) 00:03:04.090 --> 00:03:06.282 - Starbucks to me was my favorite one, 00:03:06.282 --> 00:03:08.165 because it kind of included all those things 00:03:08.165 --> 00:03:09.899 that I look for in a cup of coffee. 00:03:09.899 --> 00:03:11.839 - The coffee commissary one out of all of them, 00:03:11.839 --> 00:03:14.371 like I, it got me thinking, like, 00:03:14.371 --> 00:03:16.421 it was like, "Woah, something happened here." 00:03:16.421 --> 00:03:19.229 And like it, it wasn't just like the run of the mill, 00:03:19.229 --> 00:03:23.716 or run of the swill, if you will coffee. (laughs) 00:03:23.716 --> 00:03:25.133 - Okay Dr. Seuss.