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- I have something to tell you.

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I've been wanting to tell
you this for a long time,

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but I was scared,

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very scared about how you'd react, so...

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God, why is it so hard to say this?

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Oh yeah, I'm gay.

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Super gay.

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("Home Embrace" by Warner /
Chappell Production Music)

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I guess I've always been
more into girls than usual.

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But it's just still really
weird for me to say that I'm,

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you know.

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Gay, gay, gay.

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I am so gay.

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No, I don't have a girlfriend.

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Can't even imagine having one.

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It makes me nervous to even
think about kissing a girl.

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I've (bleep) Tanya, I've (bleep) Lindsay,

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I've (bleep) Lindsay's ex-girlfriend,

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I've (bleep) Shirley's
current girlfriend, drama!

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Mom and dad can never know, okay?

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My mom tried to set me up
with her neighbor's daughter.

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My dad's still not talking
to me, but whatever.

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This is who I am.

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He'll get over it eventually.

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I'll never be one of those girls

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who turns into a stereotypical lesbian.

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Did I get IPA on my favorite flannel?

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Hold my beannie.

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I can't believe I'm gay.

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I can't even imagine being straight.

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You know what?

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I feel relieved.

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Like a wieght's been lifted.

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I mean, it took some time,

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but now my life is pretty great.

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I'm happy I came out.

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("Home Embrace" by Warner /
Chappell Production Music)

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I just feel like, I'm gay, you're welcome.