WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.109 - It's not my butt, it's my lower back, 00:00:02.109 --> 00:00:02.878 and it's really classy. 00:00:02.878 --> 00:00:07.483 (upbeat music) 00:00:12.248 --> 00:00:15.464 - Every holiday and birthday, I tell my husband 00:00:15.464 --> 00:00:18.087 that I'm going to get his name tattooed on my butt. 00:00:18.087 --> 00:00:20.641 I think that when I reveal the tattoo to him, 00:00:20.641 --> 00:00:22.487 he's totally going to believe me. 00:00:22.487 --> 00:00:25.308 - He never takes me seriously, and this is probably why. 00:00:25.308 --> 00:00:28.465 - She told me two weeks ago, that if I ever got a tattoo 00:00:28.465 --> 00:00:30.021 of her name, she would probably break up with me 00:00:30.021 --> 00:00:32.064 because she thinks it's the stupidest thing on earth. 00:00:32.064 --> 00:00:35.108 - [Voiceover] He could be either really excited or he could 00:00:35.108 --> 00:00:38.066 be horrified and relieved that it's a joke. 00:00:38.066 --> 00:00:41.246 - I think he's going to be like, "Oh, that's so sweet. 00:00:41.246 --> 00:00:42.767 "Thank you." 00:00:42.767 --> 00:00:44.603 - But like, secretly hate it, you think? 00:00:44.603 --> 00:00:47.540 - Oh, yeah. Inside be like, crying. 00:00:47.540 --> 00:00:51.617 - I can't feel how big it is. Oh, my god. 00:00:51.627 --> 00:00:53.808 - It's everything I hoped it could be. 00:00:53.808 --> 00:00:55.102 - I'm going to get her. 00:00:55.102 --> 00:00:59.809 (upbeat music) 00:01:01.386 --> 00:01:05.335 - So, I know I told you that we're here to talk about our 00:01:05.335 --> 00:01:09.271 first Christmas together, that's a lie. 00:01:09.271 --> 00:01:12.430 - You are kidding, what is this? 00:01:12.430 --> 00:01:14.391 - I got something today, for you. 00:01:14.391 --> 00:01:17.246 - I told you that I had a secret present that I was putting 00:01:17.246 --> 00:01:18.907 together. 00:01:18.907 --> 00:01:20.067 - Mmhmm. 00:01:20.067 --> 00:01:22.574 - Earlier today, we had a tattoo artist come in, 00:01:22.574 --> 00:01:23.945 and I got something. 00:01:23.945 --> 00:01:25.094 - Can I show him? 00:01:25.094 --> 00:01:26.708 - [Voiceover] Mmhmm. 00:01:26.708 --> 00:01:27.450 (laughter) 00:01:27.450 --> 00:01:28.661 - Why are you getting naked? 00:01:28.661 --> 00:01:32.481 (upbeat music) 00:01:32.481 --> 00:01:36.360 (laughter) 00:01:37.531 --> 00:01:39.258 - I'm glad it's spelled correctly. 00:01:40.898 --> 00:01:43.860 - Oh, my God. 00:01:44.421 --> 00:01:46.162 No, you didn't. 00:01:46.162 --> 00:01:46.672 - (laughs) Yeah. 00:01:46.672 --> 00:01:48.750 - No you didn't. 00:01:49.761 --> 00:01:51.436 You did not do this. 00:01:51.436 --> 00:01:52.406 - Yes I did, it's right here. 00:01:52.406 --> 00:01:57.406 - It's winter so you'll be able to cover it up with -- 00:01:57.519 --> 00:01:58.981 - Did you get a tramp stamp? 00:01:58.981 --> 00:02:00.224 - Yeah. 00:02:00.224 --> 00:02:01.416 - With my name on it? 00:02:01.416 --> 00:02:02.001 - Yes! 00:02:02.001 --> 00:02:04.044 - I can't believe it, no. 00:02:04.044 --> 00:02:05.221 - You don't believe? 00:02:05.221 --> 00:02:06.386 - No, I don't believe you. 00:02:06.386 --> 00:02:07.398 - Are you embarrassed? 00:02:07.398 --> 00:02:08.623 - It's just a lot to process. 00:02:08.623 --> 00:02:10.085 - Do you like it? 00:02:10.085 --> 00:02:12.117 - I love it. (laughs) 00:02:12.117 --> 00:02:13.359 - It's not real. 00:02:13.359 --> 00:02:16.819 - This is real! And it hurts, so stop touching. 00:02:18.999 --> 00:02:19.897 - Do you not like it? 00:02:19.897 --> 00:02:21.999 - I, it's just a lot. 00:02:21.999 --> 00:02:23.403 - What do you mean it's a lot? 00:02:23.403 --> 00:02:25.262 - It's just a surprise. 00:02:25.262 --> 00:02:28.698 - You're crazy! (laughs) 00:02:28.698 --> 00:02:30.555 - Oh God, you hate it. 00:02:30.555 --> 00:02:33.295 - (laughs) No, I mean, I love you. 00:02:33.295 --> 00:02:36.556 - Alright, fine, it's not a real tattoo. 00:02:37.836 --> 00:02:39.199 I was trying to prank you. 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:40.620 - It was absolutely not going to work. 00:02:40.620 --> 00:02:43.564 - It's not fair, you prank everybody. 00:02:43.571 --> 00:02:45.754 - Do you know what else? 00:02:45.754 --> 00:02:46.752 Can I tell him? 00:02:46.752 --> 00:02:47.888 - Do I want to know? 00:02:47.888 --> 00:02:48.528 - It's fake. 00:02:48.528 --> 00:02:50.850 (laughter) 00:02:50.850 --> 00:02:52.546 - (laughs) We're kidding. 00:02:54.366 --> 00:02:55.598 - What if this was real? 00:02:55.598 --> 00:02:57.803 - It would be awful. I mean, I can't break up 00:02:57.803 --> 00:02:59.265 with you over that. 00:02:59.265 --> 00:03:00.682 - I would've like, let it ride for a while, 00:03:00.682 --> 00:03:02.923 but then maybe we would hit up the removal shop. 00:03:02.923 --> 00:03:04.832 - What? 00:03:04.832 --> 00:03:06.402 - You were already going there. 00:03:06.402 --> 00:03:08.212 - You would get it removed? 00:03:08.212 --> 00:03:09.761 - It's just so not you. 00:03:09.761 --> 00:03:11.142 - That was a perfect set-up. 00:03:12.602 --> 00:03:14.565 - You believed me. 00:03:14.565 --> 00:03:15.565 - I totally did. 00:03:15.565 --> 00:03:17.016 - You know what though? 00:03:17.016 --> 00:03:18.478 In the end though ,the jokes on me 00:03:18.478 --> 00:03:20.279 because this is on for two weeks. 00:03:20.279 --> 00:03:21.219 - Oh! 00:03:21.219 --> 00:03:23.285 - So, that's fun. 00:03:23.285 --> 00:03:24.644 - Well now I love it. 00:03:24.644 --> 00:03:27.388 (laughs) 00:03:30.518 --> 00:03:32.723 - And then I'm thinking, your mom is going to kill me 00:03:32.723 --> 00:03:35.468 for inspiring you to get this.