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(mysterious music)

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- I got the tooth, two.

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(cute innocent music)

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Let me smell your breath.

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(blowing)

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Let me smell it again.

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(blowing)

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(sniffing)

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- Woo, yeah that's a good one alright.

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(sniffing)

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- Ooo hey daddy can you
grab me some popcorn?

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- [Voiceover] Got it mommy!

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- We went to the beach
- [Child] Mommy.

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- after that, give mommy a minute.

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- Mommy needs her mommy juice.

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- Water?

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- Come here!

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- Your spit smells.

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- We have the same germs.

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- Down our chimney he
sneaks into our living room

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in the middle of the night.

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(child crying)

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What's the matter sweetie,
don't cry Santa's fun!

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- Let me wiggle your tooth.

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- [Child] No mommy no!

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- Come on, let me, come on.

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Let me see it.
- [Child] No mommy!

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- It might be loose!

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- Good half.

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- Yeah pretty good (yells) One Direction!

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- I'll have a gin double.

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- Can I just get your house Chardonnay

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and a wawa, do you want a wawa?

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We'll have wawa for the whole table.

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- I started listen to
songs, they're actually

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really good, I mean some of
this stuff is like Beetle level.

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I mean, did I mention I have kids?

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- Yeah.

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- Go, go, go yes!

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You did it, give me a high-five, Woo!

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That is going on Instagram.

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(camera clicks)

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- Ugh did I like this?

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Oh no.